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By *irdickgwen OP Couple over a year ago

hull

who knows any funny sexy sayings such as,a wife is a sex object every time you ask for sex she objects

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By *irdickgwen OP Couple over a year ago

hull

your birth cetificate is an apology from the condom factory

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By *irdickgwen OP Couple over a year ago

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verginity can be cured

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so can bacon

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

You're so old you can remember a time when safe sex was a padded headboard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

marriage is like a warm toilet seat, it feels good, but you wonder who was there just before you. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno why people place so much importance on sex. After all, all you're doing is putting your pisser up someone else's pisser.

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By *irdickgwen OP Couple over a year ago

hull

there are only two four letter wods that are offensive to men "dont" and "stop"....unless they are used together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

get on your knees and suck my cheese

dont b a plonka suck my stonka

i beg your pardon suck my hard on

if your not a tranny show me your fanny

rubbish ones from school, but surprising success rate, probably beacause of the nostalgia girls feel when we say it 2 them ha ha

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By *irdickgwen OP Couple over a year ago

hull

"get on your knees and suck my cheese

dont b a plonka suck my stonka

i beg your pardon suck my hard on

if your not a tranny show me your fanny

rubbish ones from school, but surprising success rate, probably beacause of the nostalgia girls feel when we say it 2 them ha ha "

keep em coming

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By *ex.IncCouple over a year ago

Castleford

Show us your ham sandwich

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By *irdickgwen OP Couple over a year ago

hull

Q.what are the three biggest tradgedies in a mans life

A.life sucks,job sucks,wife doesent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we usede to call are dicks, russel the love muscle, and we used to say to the girls, do you fancy a tussle with russel. no wonder i hardly ever got the ride back then, tragic.

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By *irdickgwen OP Couple over a year ago

hull

i tried phone sex once but the hole on the dialer were to small

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS over a year ago

Cheadle

There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob., xxx

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By *irdickgwen OP Couple over a year ago

hull

marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy

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By *irdickgwen OP Couple over a year ago

hull

Q.what is an australian kiss?

A.the same as a french kiss but down under

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