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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid - a unicorn dies !

What other TRUE sayings do YOU know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everytime a guy posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A woman rolls her eyes.

Everytime a woman posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A guy checks how far away she is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime a guy posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A woman rolls her eyes.

Everytime a woman posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A guy checks how far away she is. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time a woman says it me not you! You know she means "no it's actually your "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everytime a guy posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A woman rolls her eyes.

Everytime a woman posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A guy checks how far away she is. "

Giggle TRUE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everytime a woman shaves her legs she misses a bit

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid - a unicorn dies !

What other TRUE sayings do YOU know?

How's that true..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime a woman shaves her legs she misses a bit

Or a man thinks he can do better.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Everytime a guy posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A woman rolls her eyes.

Everytime a woman posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A guy checks how far away she is.

Giggle TRUE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime a guy posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A woman rolls her eyes.

Everytime a woman posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A guy checks how far away she is.

Giggle TRUE

Very true

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

Every time a Woman says never say never its just a polite way of saying,

Maybe if you're the last Man on Earth I might

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By *vetteBondTV/TS over a year ago

English Riviera

"Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid - a unicorn dies !

Oh dear! I've killed a lot of unicorns

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

Everytime a woman shaves her legs in the shower she risks falling over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time I receive a 'how you finding fab' message I scream at my phone. Then send a polite message about how I'm finding fab

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Every time a woman farts she smiles as it ripples through her fanny flaps and tickles her clit.

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

When someone says "I'm not racist, but" they're about to be racist.

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

Every bus stonker needs jerked off orbtge traffic just keeps building up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid - a unicorn dies !

What other TRUE sayings do YOU know?

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for every drop of rain that falls a peanut grows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime a guy posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A woman rolls her eyes.

Everytime a woman posts a wanted ad for a meet on Fab. A guy checks how far away she is. "

and still messages her regardless, saying 'I wish I was nearer'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time a single male takes a cock shot, the female membership of fab multiplies by 10%

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every time a woman farts she smiles as it ripples through her fanny flaps and tickles her clit. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time I send a facepic I hope that I am not messaging someone I know

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

The naughtiest thing I have ever done is run through fields of wheat.

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Everytime she shaves her legs a transvestite is born.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid - a unicorn dies !

What other TRUE sayings do YOU know?

When you're stupid enough to change brands of shower gel for the first time in years to save a quid - you end up with the itchiest thrush on the planet!

True in my feckin case anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid - a unicorn dies !

What other TRUE sayings do YOU know?

When you're stupid enough to change brands of shower gel for the first time in years to save a quid - you end up with the itchiest thrush on the planet!

True in my feckin case anyway!

Poor baby - horrid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a man does not have sex in a long time there manhood start to get smaller lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time the Sun publishes a story about swinging.....another thousand Neanderthals sign up to FAB.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Every time a woman writes anything in her profile it gets ignored because who has time to read profiles when you have 2,000 copy and paste fancy a fuck messages to send out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every time a woman farts she smiles as it ripples through her fanny flaps and tickles her clit. "

Eeeeeeeee nasty lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Every time a woman writes anything in her profile it gets ignored because who has time to read profiles when you have 2,000 copy and paste fancy a fuck messages to send out

Belly

Laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid - a unicorn dies !

What other TRUE sayings do YOU know?

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they never tell you if they've used your razor and just put it back...Like it neeeevvveeerrr happend!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid - a unicorn dies !

What other TRUE sayings do YOU know?

they never tell you if they've used your razor and just put it back...Like it neeeevvveeerrr happend!!

SO TRUE - I used to sneak my hubbys razor and think he wouldn't know lol ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid - a unicorn dies !

What other TRUE sayings do YOU know?

they never tell you if they've used your razor and just put it back...Like it neeeevvveeerrr happend!!

SO TRUE - I used to sneak my hubbys razor and think he wouldn't know lol ...

Of course we know! Especially when we have just put a fresh blade in for the next shave and by the time we come to use it, it's blunt as fuck giving us a shit shave, causing shaving rash and spots.

What you don't know is when we're were done, we piss on the blade and wipe it under the toilet rim

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