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over a year ago
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The aliens are coming!!
They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.
What do you give them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The aliens are coming!!
They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.
What do you give them? "
After being anal probed they can all have a fucking slap to take back with them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The aliens are coming!!
They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.
What do you give them? "
Pink socks,dental floss,fish cakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The aliens are coming!!
They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.
What do you give them?
Pink socks,dental floss,fish cakes"
In that fuckin order!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The aliens are coming!!
They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.
What do you give them?
After being anal probed they can all have a fucking slap to take back with them"
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"Tin of spam
Queens greatest hits
A dog
Not the dog. He might not come back  "
I'd find a way onto the ship and go on a galactic adventure with them. Show them what unconditional bow-wow love looks like. Show them the bond between best friends of different species |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tin of spam
Queens greatest hits
A dog
Not the dog. He might not come back
I'd find a way onto the ship and go on a galactic adventure with them. Show them what unconditional bow-wow love looks like. Show them the bond between best friends of different species "
Aawwww  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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a cow or pig, probably the cow as it would be the most informative example. this is so that i can tell them all about farming methods we use, and how at one time we didn't think animals were sentient so kept them in captivity and used them as food products. i could also mention CJD and the disgusting practice of feeding cattle their own kind so that none of the product was wasted.
will think of more later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a cow or pig, probably the cow as it would be the most informative example. this is so that i can tell them all about farming methods we use, and how at one time we didn't think animals were sentient so kept them in captivity and used them as food products. i could also mention CJD and the disgusting practice of feeding cattle their own kind so that none of the product was wasted.
will think of more later."
Bet they can't wait to pick you up  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"a cow or pig, probably the cow as it would be the most informative example. this is so that i can tell them all about farming methods we use, and how at one time we didn't think animals were sentient so kept them in captivity and used them as food products. i could also mention CJD and the disgusting practice of feeding cattle their own kind so that none of the product was wasted.
will think of more later.
Bet they can't wait to pick you up "
they're never coming back for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Syphilis, worked well on the native americans..
It was actually more animal born diseases like the pox that they had no previous of"
I thought syphilis and influenza took them out more.
But i do forget pox exists a lot of the time tbh. Been eradicated before my tinw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They can fuck off! If they give me a bloody unwanted anal probe the last thing I'm going to do is lavish them with gifts! 
Unless it's a particularly sexy lady Alien of course. Because I'm fickle like that.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The aliens are coming!!
They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.
What do you give them? "
Guns, nukes, all our law documents |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Syphilis, worked well on the native americans..
It was actually more animal born diseases like the pox that they had no previous of
I thought syphilis and influenza took them out more.
But i do forget pox exists a lot of the time tbh. Been eradicated before my tinw"
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Influenza was the conquistadors to south America, that was mainly because influenza doesn't travel to south America readily and animal born diseases to North America because they didn't really farm unlike the hundreds of years the Europeans had, sypillis was a problem but not on the scale of the pox.
The vast majority of natives died of the mundane shit life throws at yer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love how everyone wants to kill them or harm them, aren't we supposed to be an open minded community "
I want to give them mind altering drugs and show them the light. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love how everyone wants to kill them or harm them, aren't we supposed to be an open minded community
I want to give them mind altering drugs and show them the light. "
If the aliens are doing the probing I'd say they are already fully altered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bit of probing ain't to bad. Wait til you have to have a prostate check. Quite pleasurable "
I'm sure. I'm looking forward to some of the delights of getting old I think at some point I'll just buy a pair of crocs and a collection of thick Willen jumpers; delightful!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bit of probing ain't to bad. Wait til you have to have a prostate check. Quite pleasurable I'm sure. I'm looking forward to some of the delights of getting old I think at some point I'll just buy a pair of crocs and a collection of thick Willen jumpers; delightful!"
You're in for a shock when you get meet a lady who slips a finger in then.
You don't need to be wearing crocs for that to happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bit of probing ain't to bad. Wait til you have to have a prostate check. Quite pleasurable I'm sure. I'm looking forward to some of the delights of getting old I think at some point I'll just buy a pair of crocs and a collection of thick Willen jumpers; delightful!
You're in for a shock when you get meet a lady who slips a finger in then.
You don't need to be wearing crocs for that to happen "
What a fine picture you paint, come now crocs days I yearn for you now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A dildo, some lube and a lesson on how to do it properly
Peach x
Surely a straop would be a better idea, give them some of their own medicine "
Not sure I could part with my strap-on...she's created some goddarn hot memories and some amazing orgasms...I love her
Peach x |
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"The aliens are coming!!
They've chosen you to be their subject and after a bit of anal probing they ask you to give them 3 items to take back to their planet to show what earth/humans are all about.
What do you give them? "
A tv/dvd combi (I'm assuming they'll figure out how to power it) with the Planet earth collection and a mixed cd with a variety of music on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love how everyone wants to kill them or harm them, aren't we supposed to be an open minded community "
Any encounter with a superior nation has never ended well foe the inferior one.
We need to strike fast!
Also youve just been anally r'd lets face it vengeance is high on the priority list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They're getting fuck all from me!
If there's any sweet corn stuck on the anal probe they can keep that though!
Seriously though If you just gave them a copy of the bible,Quran or any other 'holy' book then that would be sufficient enough evidence to show how fucked up the human race is!
They can have my old bongo mags as well,might give them their alien jollies n get their antennas twitching without having to bum probe any other poor fuckers! |
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2. Give them Sumthing to show what earth/humans are all about.
Hmmmmmmm
Ill give them Nuthing 
