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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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can you remember the first thing your other half said to you when u met you for the first time ?
i know mine thru work so i spoke to her by phone before we met and we got on quite well, so was keen to see what she looked like.
i can remember walking into reception at work, thinking oooh she's nice and then she uttered the immortal words
'mornin gorgeousness, happy fuckin friday'
i can also still see the snotty receptionists face too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kate said, "sorry I'm late, band practice over ran a bit"
We met on a blind date, arranged by her brother who was a workmate of mine.
That was 30yrs ago and her bugle blowing has come on a bit since then  |
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By *eaboMan
over a year ago
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i was a long haired motorbicyclist when i first met my ex, and she totally ignored me.
The first time i met the future mother in law she said 'hello young man, do you take drugs,?' i then hung my jacket on her coat rack and it fell off the wall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get in man we're all bent - no need to worry!"
He was with three mates in a mini cooper and me and my friend were at the crossroads about 2 miles from home - platforms in hand because our feet were killing us. They stopped and offered a lift but we said no thanks. We did get in sound in the knowledge they were all gay lol and I sat on his knee in the back and I've been sitting on his knee for the last 36 years now.  |
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"can you remember the first thing your other half said to you when u met you for the first time ?
i know mine thru work so i spoke to her by phone before we met and we got on quite well, so was keen to see what she looked like.
i can remember walking into reception at work, thinking oooh she's nice and then she uttered the immortal words
'mornin gorgeousness, happy fuckin friday'
i can also still see the snotty receptionists face too "
Your grip is wrong 
Second week at uni, he was watching me attempt to play pool with a bunch of other freshers. Kev later confessed he was at the perfect angle to perve my butt,however human decency meant he cud not leave me to flounder...oh and in showing me how to hold the cue he got to feel my tits  |
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