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over a year ago
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I got myself a new suit of amour the other day. Asked my girl to polish it for me while i went out with the lads. She said "ive always wanted a night in, shining amour" 
Tell me your shit jokes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”
PTU xxx "
That's not shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nearly shat myself in the airport bar, bloke ran in shouting
'ALLA ALLA ALLA ALLLA ALLLLLA A LAGER AND A BAG OF NUTS PLEASE'
Loud mouthed stuttering prick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A lady goes to the doctors with bad wind.
"Doctor, I feel really bloated and when I fart, I can feel it but they are silent and don't smell"
Take 2 of these daily and see me next week says the doc.
So the lady goes back...
Doctor, those pills have made things worse, I'm just as gassy and now my farts are like rolling thunder!
Excellent, says the doc, that's your hearing sorted, now to deal with your sinus problem.
I'm here all week, try the chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”
PTU xxx
That's not shit "
Sorry I'll try harder next time.  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two fish in a tank .
One turns to the other and asks
"You have any idea how to drive this ?"
How do you get Pikachu on the bus
You poke him on
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Why did the pokemon hide under your bed?
So he could pikachu  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mickey Mouse is in the divorce court but the judge tells him, "You can't divorce your wife just because she has crooked teeth".
"I never said that. I said she is fucking Goofy" |
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