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By *etty OP Woman
over a year ago
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im gonna start a book about the crap chat up lines that blokes say in here feel free to help me with my book and add a line i will start it off by saying
"wow your sexy" thats at number one cause it gets said so many times in the rooms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How you finding the site?
Can I ask you a question?
You're gorgeous (when all they can see is your tits/arse/fanny)
Will you use me as your toilet?
Any type of scripted fun, I'm gonna lick your pussy and suck your nipples and clap on dem cheeks and you're gonna cum... umm am I cos I wouldn't cum from any of that!
I can lick pussy for hours
Can I get you pregnant?
Meet me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best opening message I've received so far...
Just a little message to express my appreciation for the mass of breast tissue you have on your chest! I effing love boobs! They are the most amazing invention ever created! And yours are lovely! They could end wars!! But seriously I would drag my balls over a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart down a walkie talkie!! Your hot x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How you finding the site?
Can I ask you a question?
You're gorgeous (when all they can see is your tits/arse/fanny)
Will you use me as your toilet?
Any type of scripted fun, I'm gonna lick your pussy and suck your nipples and clap on dem cheeks and you're gonna cum... umm am I cos I wouldn't cum from any of that!
I can lick pussy for hours
Can I get you pregnant?
Meet me now"
In a nutshell! |
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