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What do you call an aardvark that's impotent?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A vark, coz it's not 'ard.......geddit?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got it. And I guessed it. (I also thought a softvark, but that sounded dull and silly.