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Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at the dinner table
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Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table... |
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I'll lower the tone first........
.....That tastes fishy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmm this tastes delicious  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I can't wait to get my mouth round your dumplings
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm looks good can't wait to eat that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have my 'afters' now please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love stuffing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are more than welcome to come again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love stuffing"
Followed by
Please can I have more stuffing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you going to finish that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmm that's moist |
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By *anKevCouple
over a year ago
Tunbridge wells |
Give me more white sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont talk with your mouthful
Its a bit salty
Its dribbled down your chin
Smells funny
Doesnt taste great
Im finished...may have to have a break before seconds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you already finished? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That tastes very juicy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass the oil xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You cant expect me to fit all that in my mouth.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It went down the wrong hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I chop it into tiny bits I could swallow it easier... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please Sir, can I have some more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I put it in the microwave will that make it go soft... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give it to me...  |
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Now leave some for the rest of us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm stuffed.
I love a good roast. |
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What topping do you want on it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like me to help you wash up ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ice cream anyone xx |
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What shall we have tomorrow night? Chinese or Indian? |
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Ooh I do like my meat on the bone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..." can I eat both of them please  |
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Darling you have something on your chin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wow that was the best ever  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..." would it be ok if I have cream when you come on the table please
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Ohhhh some of the juices dribbled down my chin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Darling you have something on your chin"
Almost snorted reading that
Don't spit it out, just swallow it. You'll like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't speak with your mouth full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no cheese for me thanks."
Haha....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my that's a big sausage  |
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No I know you haven't tried it before, but you will like it I promise. Now open wide |
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Of course I washed it first dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you want to put some ketchup on my sausage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take your time, it's not a race
You'll never fit all of that in your mouth
I do love a good bit of stuffing
I've never been a fan of the crusty bits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is that a pigs rear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get your lips around that.  |
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Please Sir can I have some more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass the salt dear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just use your fingers for gods sake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can't have your pie and eat it  |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
I'd have paid double for that. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
•+• Access Denied •+• |
i think it's gone off judging by the smell. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lovely spread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Breast is best or do you like thighs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't care if it's badly packed, this kebab is delicious! |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
I'm going to have to undo a button. |
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Can I take your cherry?
It was your mum's favourite too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You dont get that from Waitrose!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think I've left my sausage in too long and it's made your pie go all wet.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A butler giving sevice. Your nuts m'lord. You're sweet m'lady. |
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Don't speak with your mouth full.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still hungry  |
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You don't get many of those to the pound..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks guys xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You finished ???  |
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It's hot today. Can we eat out the back? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can't say you don't like until you've tried it! Now just a little won't hurt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't care if it's badly packed, this kebab is delicious!" xx |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
That's the best tasting lettuce I have ever had. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Now who wants an extra portion?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was ok, bit bland but filled a gap I suppose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her: its so big! Can't fit in my mouth
Him: oh their so lovely & soft
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your dribbled on your chin |
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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago
Your wildest Dreams |
Mmmmm I do love a gud spit roast x |
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Oh that meat and two veg was a disappointment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a bit too salty but better than tasting of asparagus like last time |
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It's rude to speak with your mouth full ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If that was dinner, roll on breakfast... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never having that again, tasted rank and hardly touched the sides, stick to my usual in future  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honey you know this is soooo delicious we must invite the neighbours around right now  |
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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago
Your wildest Dreams |
"Never having that again, tasted rank and hardly touched the sides, stick to my usual in future "
Hahahaha tickled me this x |
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By *duk70Man
over a year ago
langley |
Always love a bit of breast  |
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It was moist and very sweet and although I ended up with it all over my face I would go back for seconds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who's for seconds? |
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Keep shaking, it'll come out eventually.
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Oh I've got squirty cream that will go great all over that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What we having for dinner honey ? Beefcake anything else?
Cupcakes and your banana  |
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Close your eyes and I'll feed it to you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Swallow every drop. |
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Just let it slide down your throat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you like your eggs scrambled? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing like a good bit of pork in cider!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How did you manage to fit all that in your mouth?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you enjoying the pork loin? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Would you like cream with that |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
I think your ring is going to be hot tomorrow. |
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Ladies in the middle and the Men at either end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so stuffed I couldn't fit anything else in.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could do with another fork! |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
Where would you like the gravy? |
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Please don't play with your food |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spoon please  |
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Just keep beating it till it goes stiff! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Emily that rocks hard dont bite and finish your meat balls first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sit here!!!"
Love this one, simple and to the point  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I put it in the microwave will that make it go soft..."
Scared about the kind of sex you're having to generate that sentence  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you want me at the table yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quite fancy Caribbean tonight but not keen on the jerk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That was quick.
Tastes good.
Glad you came.
Nice buns.
~Mia |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
Open the hatch luv.. I need to grab your breakfast...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmm can I have jam on it to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..." can you shake this for me please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gosh... I'd better loosen my belt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you enjoying that?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spoon or fork? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just put it in your mouth snd swallow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol you took this from Facebook!
Anyway... "please pass me that napkin".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you please toss my salad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..." wow where's that courgette been looks a bit soft  |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
Fuck me.. that pare has seen better days...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's almost as good as your mother's. |
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Yeah I'll go large for an extra 30p  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just say when you've had enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's pie tasted great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have some more plz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't believe no one has said this " cake anyone " xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..." chick pees
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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seconds please |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Pass me the sauce darling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's a big Banana  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..." nigella get in the bowl  |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
Thats it... I'm going to fuck you over the table..
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Please sir can I have some more
Great starters can't wait for the main and dessert  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..." are you a fruit darling or do you always mince that wey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and the dinner table..." are you a fruit darling or do you always mince that wey that's gotta have been the quickest thread ever 2 hours start to finish  |
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