Monday laughs

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anything funny happened to anyone today??

I rushed out to work and whwn i got there foubd that I had tucked my shirt i to my boxers

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you clean a vacumm you are vacum cleaning a vacum cleaner while being a vacum cleaner

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you clean a vacumm you are vacum cleaning a vacum cleaner while being a vacum cleaner"

Mind blown

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I farted just as someone answered the phone to me

He didn't actually hear it, but i did tell him it happened

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I farted just as someone answered the phone to me

He didn't actually hear it, but i did tell him it happened

"
this is why i love you

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had another patient try to get in my bed today

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I farted just as someone answered the phone to me

He didn't actually hear it, but i did tell him it happened

this is why i love you"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tripped over my own feet whilst walking down the street in front of some guys (whilst reading fab on my phone

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