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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cyberjam and I are skint, but still, kisses are needed and make us all feel good. So, for a small fee/donation we offer kisses.
It's a two for one offer. Think of it as a 3way snog session for a small fee. If you don't have any cash, see if you can tempt us with food/books/free advice 
Or, if you feel your kiss is worth us paying you? How much? I accept debit. It appears Cyberjam accepts kissing to the ground
By the end of this thread, I'd like to see wether we both have enough left for a pint.
Also the fab monopoly division makes us aware of fare competition. I'm sure you all can kiss each other.
(Mods, no real money will pass between anyone). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I do like monopoly
So how about naked monopoly how does that work?
Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along  "
Are t we all. It looks like my business partner is leaving me to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I do like monopoly
So how about naked monopoly how does that work?
Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along
Are t we all. It looks like my business partner is leaving me to it "
Ssssshhh I'm sure he's around somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I do like monopoly
So how about naked monopoly how does that work?
Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along
Are t we all. It looks like my business partner is leaving me to it "
Hey calm down im here...now who's first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I do like monopoly
So how about naked monopoly how does that work?
Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along
Are t we all. It looks like my business partner is leaving me to it
Hey calm down im here...now who's first "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I'm going to be the first to say I'd want paying. I give very good kisses. X  "
I'm in deficit already. This is the worst business idea I've ever had. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I trade a kiss for a go in my hot tub please xx
Can you make it a cold tub? I'm feeling a little hot today, and need cooling down. "
its better when its warm but if you want it cold so be it as long as I get my snog xx |
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"And I do like monopoly
So how about naked monopoly how does that work?
Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along "
Pass go and collect a kiss
Go to jail and get fucked in the ass
Chance for random kinky acts
Community chest and everybody feels your tits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i only use a barter system
what is your opening offer? im not in charge "
2 pints gets you a snog for as long as you like. It's an open ended offer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I do like monopoly
So how about naked monopoly how does that work?
Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along
Pass go and collect a kiss
Go to jail and get fucked in the ass
Chance for random kinky acts
Community chest and everybody feels your tits"
. Pitch that idea to hasbo. See how you get on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll offer you some Haagen Daaz ice cream for some kisses?
OooOooh what flavour?
Cookie dough. Obviously "
I'll take that as kissing to the floor payment, will need something to cool me down after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll offer you some Haagen Daaz ice cream for some kisses?
OooOooh what flavour?
Cookie dough. Obviously
I'll take that as kissing to the floor payment, will need something to cool me down after "
Ooh I'd love a bit of kissing to the floor how about a nice ice cold.... beer? Coke? Wine?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isn't it a bit like buying a car though?
Surely you need to test before you buy?
It could be the worst kiss in the world and not worth a Haribo.
Or it could be the best and then a whole bag
It's a very relative thing we're talking about. And also subjective.
Complicated. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Isn't it a bit like buying a car though?
Surely you need to test before you buy?
It could be the worst kiss in the world and not worth a Haribo.
Or it could be the best and then a whole bag
It's a very relative thing we're talking about. And also subjective.
Complicated. "
If i said It's going to be a crap kiss, your guaranteed what you expect or better.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?
Show off
I didn't say what id touch them with
five pound notes?
Tenner each. I like you boys "
I thought you'd have charged us more than that. Okay, here's my tenner. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"i only use a barter system
what is your opening offer? im not in charge
2 pints gets you a snog for as long as you like. It's an open ended offer. "
i dont snog those who have been drinking.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll offer you some Haagen Daaz ice cream for some kisses?
OooOooh what flavour?
Cookie dough. Obviously
I'll take that as kissing to the floor payment, will need something to cool me down after
Ooh I'd love a bit of kissing to the floor how about a nice ice cold.... beer? Coke? Wine?!"
I can go for , cant get intoxicated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?
Show off
I didn't say what id touch them with
five pound notes?
Tenner each. I like you boys
I thought you'd have charged us more than that. Okay, here's my tenner. "
Wait we're paying? I didn't agree to this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kudos on starting a thread that not only limits other Men on posting you have a successful about of ladies all to yourselves
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I swing both ways, so men are able to offer too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?
Show off
I didn't say what id touch them with
five pound notes?
Tenner each. I like you boys
I thought you'd have charged us more than that. Okay, here's my tenner.
Wait we're paying? I didn't agree to this "
That's fine. But can you lend me £8? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kudos on starting a thread that not only limits other Men on posting you have a successful about of ladies all to yourselves
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Monopoly fair competition. . As mentioned in my op. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?
Show off
I didn't say what id touch them with
five pound notes?
Tenner each. I like you boys
I thought you'd have charged us more than that. Okay, here's my tenner.
Wait we're paying? I didn't agree to this
That's fine. But can you lend me £8? "
£8! You're having a joke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My kisses are priceless
I've got a cupcake, how's that?
Don't be trading my cupcake! 
Would you prefer if I ate it? 
Are we still talking about the cupcake?"
Woah is a cake or cake? Can I try your cake miss red  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't it a bit like buying a car though?
Surely you need to test before you buy?
It could be the worst kiss in the world and not worth a Haribo.
Or it could be the best and then a whole bag
It's a very relative thing we're talking about. And also subjective.
Complicated.
If i said It's going to be a crap kiss, your guaranteed what you expect or better.
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Are you saying it is?
I'm a pretty good judge of how good one is...aparently |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"My kisses are priceless
I've got a cupcake, how's that?
Don't be trading my cupcake!
Would you prefer if I ate it?
Are we still talking about the cupcake?
Woah is a cake or cake? Can I try your cake miss red "
Of course. You'll have your own organisers cupcake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My kisses are priceless
I've got a cupcake, how's that?
Don't be trading my cupcake!
Would you prefer if I ate it?
Are we still talking about the cupcake?
Woah is a cake or cake? Can I try your cake miss red
Of course. You'll have your own organisers cupcake "
Oh really? I shall look forward to it, I'm hoping it's in private though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay. Results -
We're at least clean - We've had a bowl of cookie dough Icecream - A handmade board game - & one of is is £8 in the red - But, we got a few snogs. So it had just about the same result as sending out a FAF.
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