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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek

To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can bring cake and vodka

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I can bring cake and vodka"

The human or the edible kind?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

towels - going to need lots of towels

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You didn't even know who I was

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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"I can bring cake and vodka"

A cake made with vodka ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chocolate willys.

Mrs N.

Pimms.

My kick ass Jalfrezi and hand made naan bread for nibbles.

Big bunch of flowers for the host.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can bring cake and vodka

The human or the edible kind?"

edible.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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Loads of horny Women and too much alcohol,

I will bring the Viagra and massaging oil

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"towels - going to need lots of towels "

Perfect.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You didn't even know who I was "

I was having a blonde moment. Then it all became clear as day.

I knew at that point I needed a carer

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I can bring cake and vodka

A cake made with vodka ?"

Why the fuck not?!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Chocolate willys.

Mrs N.

Pimms.

My kick ass Jalfrezi and hand made naan bread for nibbles.

Big bunch of flowers for the host. "

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Loads of horny Women and too much alcohol,

I will bring the Viagra and massaging oil

"

Banging!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would bring snacks and rum for the party and a blanket and pillow for myself, as I would need a nap after traveling that far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooooh... pink purple bondage tape and a glass dildo?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bring some vodka jellys and some nibbles, to keep energy levels up

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By *ddit...Man  over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Cock rings and candyfloss..

Sounds like a pub band..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wine, strawberries & cream

Myself

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By *rNaughtyNickMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll be wearing my birthday suit, tho anyone fancy a game of twister ??

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By *rueone71Man  over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

I make a hell of a Tiramisu (seriously boozy..lol )

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Lube, latex free condoms.

Vodka jelly.

Boobie cake and willy cake.

( not made out of boobs or wellies just in the shape of them)

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I would bring snacks and rum for the party and a blanket and pillow for myself, as I would need a nap after traveling that far "

Sweet as a nut. You can always have 5 mins shut eye in the dogs bed. She's would happily squidge over in return for cheese

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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"I can bring cake and vodka

A cake made with vodka ?

Why the fuck not?! "

It was a query not a complaint,

Cake, Vodka what's not to like

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Oooooh... pink purple bondage tape and a glass dildo? "

No temperature mishaps tho

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'll bring some vodka jellys and some nibbles, to keep energy levels up "

Ooooo Apple sourz ones too

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyone who brings vodka I'm theirs lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm just a simple boy. I wouldn't know what to bring or where to start with a naughty party

Can I bring Hungry Hippos and some cherryade please? I'll be in the kitchen ...

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Cock rings and candyfloss..

Sounds like a pub band.. "

I'm playing that tune!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Wine, strawberries & cream

Myself "

Hell.....yes.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I make a hell of a Tiramisu (seriously boozy..lol )"

I'll get some paper bowls and plastic cutlery in

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Lube, latex free condoms.

Vodka jelly.

Boobie cake and willy cake.

( not made out of boobs or wellies just in the shape of them)"

Wooooohooooo I'm sure someone will provide cream

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A variety of soft drinks to mix with all the vodka

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm just a simple boy. I wouldn't know what to bring or where to start with a naughty party

Can I bring Hungry Hippos and some cherryade please? I'll be in the kitchen ..."

Yes, you can be rubbish picker upper and washer upper.

Join in when your shyness has vamoosed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maltesers

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"A variety of soft drinks to mix with all the vodka "

I'm wondering how well a cream soda float would go with vodka....

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Maltesers "

Get here now

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By *rNaughtyNickMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Chocolate willys.

"

I have a chocolate willy can I come

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd bring a strap on for the boys or girls, three layered chocolate fudge cake, Sambuca, disaranno, rum and honey JD's.

Better add cable ties, ball gag, blindfold, my 6ft long leather whip, condoms and flavoured lube to the list too!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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Sambuca,

A tape measure so the Women can show the Men how to measure their cocks properly,

The two are not related

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sambuca,

A tape measure so the Women can show the Men how to measure their cocks properly,

The two are not related "

Stop using remote controls and linx deodorant cans then!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Chocolate willys.

I have a chocolate willy can I come "

Indeedy

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'd bring a strap on for the boys or girls, three layered chocolate fudge cake, Sambuca, disaranno, rum and honey JD's.

Better add cable ties, ball gag, blindfold, my 6ft long leather whip, condoms and flavoured lube to the list too! "

I think I just fell in love

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Sambuca,

A tape measure so the Women can show the Men how to measure their cocks properly,

The two are not related "

Guarantee the only ones bothered will be the men!

I just care if it looks tasty!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd bring a strap on for the boys or girls, three layered chocolate fudge cake, Sambuca, disaranno, rum and honey JD's.

Better add cable ties, ball gag, blindfold, my 6ft long leather whip, condoms and flavoured lube to the list too!

I think I just fell in love "

always admired you from afar

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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"Sambuca,

A tape measure so the Women can show the Men how to measure their cocks properly,

The two are not related

Stop using remote controls and linx deodorant cans then! "

But I need to put them end to end to get accurate measurement

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Naturally I would bring Ms Myth and Twister.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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"Naturally I would bring Ms Myth and Twister. "

Some baby oil for Ms Myth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooooh... pink purple bondage tape and a glass dildo?

No temperature mishaps tho "

Will I ever live that down?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Naturally I would bring Ms Myth and Twister. "

Perfect combo

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Oooooh... pink purple bondage tape and a glass dildo?

No temperature mishaps tho

Will I ever live that down? "

A lesson was learned. Silver linings and all that jazz

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By *kmanMan  over a year ago

Letterkenny

Just me and a collar or two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to pro dj I could play the tunes (naked)

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Just me and a collar or two"

Fab!

Like a comfy collar

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I used to pro dj I could play the tunes (naked)"

Sounds grand. Rock and portishead on your playlist please.

Then some enigma for when things get warm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

"

I'm bringing nigella Lawson in case your nibbles are crap

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By *00KissesCouple  over a year ago

Stourbridge

You only round the corner,I'll bring a smile xx oh and a bottle of fizz xx

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

My body paints they're always fun at a party

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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Some ear defenders for your neighbours, unless they are invited

Ice, Every party needs ice

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

I'm bringing nigella Lawson in case your nipples are crap "

In sure she has fantastic jugs

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You only round the corner,I'll bring a smile xx oh and a bottle of fizz xx "

Cheesy grins at the ready and a cork for the popping!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"My body paints they're always fun at a party "

Aye carumba!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pack of cards, squirty cream and copious amounts off reese's pieces

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Some ear defenders for your neighbours, unless they are invited

Ice, Every party needs ice "

Shotgun for the neighbours would probably be better. Nosy old hag.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"A pack of cards, squirty cream and copious amounts off reese's pieces"

We gonna place chase the ace?

I don't know if he wants to come....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Naturally I would bring Ms Myth and Twister.

Some baby oil for Ms Myth"

She's always coated in coconut oil.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will there be lots of naughty sex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

I'm bringing nigella Lawson in case your nipples are crap

In sure she has fantastic jugs "

shes very sexy but did you mean to put your crap nibbles in ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My body paints they're always fun at a party "

Can I be Spider-Man?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Naturally I would bring Ms Myth and Twister.

Some baby oil for Ms Myth

She's always coated in coconut oil.

"

Yummy!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Will there be lots of naughty sex."

If not I failed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cake ! Did someone mention cake ?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

I'm bringing nigella Lawson in case your nipples are crap

In sure she has fantastic jugs shes very sexy but did you mean to put your crap nipples in ? Xx"

Why are you banging on about my nipples?

I'm winding you up buttercup

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bag full of restraints, spanking implements, nipple clamps and pinwheels. Do you have a fire alarm that'll go off if we start playing with candles?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"My body paints they're always fun at a party

Can I be Spider-Man? "

Shooting your web?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Cake ! Did someone mention cake ? "

I don't know if he's coming. I hope so, I have to give him his socks back.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"A bag full of restraints, spanking implements, nipple clamps and pinwheels. Do you have a fire alarm that'll go off if we start playing with candles?"

If someone brings a marquee we can do that outside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I stay up past midnight?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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Cuffs, Spreader bar, and blindfold

Oh and extra ones for anyone else who wants to use them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some deep and sexy ibiza vibes

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Can I stay up past midnight?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

"

Yes my dear.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Cuffs, Spreader bar, and blindfold

Oh and extra ones for anyone else who wants to use them

"

Good choice

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Some deep and sexy ibiza vibes "

Rock

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I'm coming on my Tod. I'm bringing you a new pair of sexy heels and my camera.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I stay up past midnight?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Yes my dear."

Woohoo

P

A

R

T

Y?

Because I gotta

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

I'm bringing nigella Lawson in case your nipples are crap

In sure she has fantastic jugs shes very sexy but did you mean to put your crap nipples in ? Xx

Why are you banging on about my nipples?

I'm winding you up buttercup "

ha you'll be lucky if you can achieve that ....now let me look at your nipples

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You'll be needing an oil attendant right

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm coming on my Tod. I'm bringing you a new pair of sexy heels and my camera. "

That sounds perfect

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Can I stay up past midnight?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Yes my dear.

Woohoo

P

A

R

T

Y?

Because I gotta "

Will you be wearing a mask?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some deep and sexy ibiza vibes

Rock "

23rd Jan pic fabbed

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

I'm bringing nigella Lawson in case your nipples are crap

In sure she has fantastic jugs shes very sexy but did you mean to put your crap nipples in ? Xx

Why are you banging on about my nipples?

I'm winding you up buttercup ha you'll be lucky if you can achieve that ....now let me look at your nipples "

Erm.... okay

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You'll be needing an oil attendant right "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks peachy!if live to come.

Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I stay up past midnight?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Yes my dear.

Woohoo

P

A

R

T

Y?

Because I gotta

Will you be wearing a mask?"

Yay! I didn't expect anyone to get that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

I'm bringing nigella Lawson in case your nipples are crap

In sure she has fantastic jugs shes very sexy but did you mean to put your crap nipples in ? Xx

Why are you banging on about my nipples?

I'm winding you up buttercup ha you'll be lucky if you can achieve that ....now let me look at your nipples

Erm.... okay"

ive looked now you said I was banging on about your nipples but hadn't looked at your pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tux and stand at the door to search the ladies.

You never know what they'll smuggle in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You'll be needing an oil attendant right

Always "

Then I'm the man for the job

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Thanks peachy!if live to come.

Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking "

Yay!

May I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

malteser

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Can I stay up past midnight?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Yes my dear.

Woohoo

P

A

R

T

Y?

Because I gotta

Will you be wearing a mask?

Yay! I didn't expect anyone to get that "

I'm cultured darling

Let's rock this joint

https://youtu.be/pEh2n6UnWyo

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Tux and stand at the door to search the ladies.

You never know what they'll smuggle in "

Of course!

Wouldn't want any waifs and strays bringing anything dangerous

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You'll be needing an oil attendant right

Always

Then I'm the man for the job "

I believe this is true. I may need an oil attendant competition though just to be sure.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


" malteser"

Oooooo thank you!

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By *rueone71Man  over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes


"I make a hell of a Tiramisu (seriously boozy..lol )

I'll get some paper bowls and plastic cutlery in "

Lets save the environment why not eat on belly?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I make a hell of a Tiramisu (seriously boozy..lol )

I'll get some paper bowls and plastic cutlery in

Lets save the environment why not eat on belly? "

Cracking idea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm just bringing myself.that's more than enough for yous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will bring mysel_ and balloons, lots and lots of balloons. Then later we can suck the helium out and make funny voices

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm just bringing myself.that's more than enough for yous "

You're in!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I will bring mysel_ and balloons, lots and lots of balloons. Then later we can suck the helium out and make funny voices "

Oh my!

I may have to sing cotton eye Joe whilst squeaky.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Myself. That is all

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By *rueone71Man  over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes


"I'm just bringing myself.that's more than enough for yous

You're in!"

not faire...we got to do all the work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You'll be needing an oil attendant right

Always

Then I'm the man for the job

I believe this is true. I may need an oil attendant competition though just to be sure. "

I bet you would!! Are we having the ladies line up on all fours for the contestants??

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By *r on the EdgeMan  over a year ago

accrington

Aircon units, I think it's gonna get hot hot hot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some jelly vodka shots. X

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By *earded villainsMan  over a year ago

Epping

I'll bring lots of Alcoholic drink

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Myself. That is all "

As long as you don't bring any lemons

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm just bringing myself.that's more than enough for yous

You're in!

not faire...we got to do all the work "

Such is life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks peachy!if live to come.

Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking

Yay!

May I watch? "

As hostess, surely you'd be expected to join in?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You'll be needing an oil attendant right

Always

Then I'm the man for the job

I believe this is true. I may need an oil attendant competition though just to be sure.

I bet you would!! Are we having the ladies line up on all fours for the contestants?? "

Would be rude not to!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Aircon units, I think it's gonna get hot hot hot!"

I like your thinking

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Some jelly vodka shots. X "

I have some rum n raisin ice cream to accompany

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'll bring lots of Alcoholic drink "

I'm gonna be sooooo d*unk and easily taken advantage of

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Thanks peachy!if live to come.

Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking

Yay!

May I watch?

As hostess, surely you'd be expected to join in? "

I only join when invited.... I gots me some manners

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm bringing my ball it seems to be very popular

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm bringing my ball it seems to be very popular "

Oh and strip and wrestle

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm bringing my ball it seems to be very popular

Oh and strip and wrestle "

Can I be first opponent?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm bringing my ball it seems to be very popular

Oh and strip and wrestle

Can I be first opponent? "

Get your jersey on and brace!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm bringing my ball it seems to be very popular

Oh and strip and wrestle

Can I be first opponent?

Get your jersey on and brace!"

I'm bracing tinkerbell

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By *azza80Woman  over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams


"I'd bring a strap on for the boys or girls, three layered chocolate fudge cake, Sambuca, disaranno, rum and honey JD's.

Better add cable ties, ball gag, blindfold, my 6ft long leather whip, condoms and flavoured lube to the list too! "

Oooooooh I like the sound of this..my kinda naughty party wiv loadza treats too x

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'd bring a strap on for the boys or girls, three layered chocolate fudge cake, Sambuca, disaranno, rum and honey JD's.

Better add cable ties, ball gag, blindfold, my 6ft long leather whip, condoms and flavoured lube to the list too!

Oooooooh I like the sound of this..my kinda naughty party wiv loadza treats too x"

Shall be a riot. A respectable, debauched riot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

"

I shall bring the wotsits, cluedo and a dvd of great railway journneys!!

Rock and roll

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

I shall bring the wotsits, cluedo and a dvd of great railway journneys!!

Rock and roll"

You sir.... have blown it.

Go sit in the kitchen with Dan.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

I shall bring the wotsits, cluedo and a dvd of great railway journneys!!

Rock and roll

You sir.... have blown it.

Go sit in the kitchen with Dan."

I could have said lube, a wand, a dog lead and spaghetti hoops lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks peachy!if live to come.

Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking

Yay!

May I watch?

As hostess, surely you'd be expected to join in?

I only join when invited.... I gots me some manners "

Consider this an open invitation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wheres Dan lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just my own sweet self lol

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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Post it notes so we can write our names on them,

How else can I tell who people are from one pair of tits to another

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Myself and a tooth brush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Myself and a tooth brush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And ice cream

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Kleenex, cos I'll be the wanker sat on my own all night in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll. ring myself op. With the hope of drinking schnapps (I think Peach would taste nice) and having wild filthy sex.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"To my house for a naughty party

What do you wanna do and who/what are you bringing with ya?

I shall bring the wotsits, cluedo and a dvd of great railway journneys!!

Rock and roll

You sir.... have blown it.

Go sit in the kitchen with Dan.

I could have said lube, a wand, a dog lead and spaghetti hoops lol"

Now that woulda been spot on!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Thanks peachy!if live to come.

Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking

Yay!

May I watch?

As hostess, surely you'd be expected to join in?

I only join when invited.... I gots me some manners

Consider this an open invitation "

Cheers ears

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Wheres Dan lol"

Litter picking and washing up

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So who is coming?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"just my own sweet self lol "

Bring pooch too, he can go for a walk with my woofa

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Post it notes so we can write our names on them,

How else can I tell who people are from one pair of tits to another

"

We're painting names on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Myself and a tooth brush "

and cream

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Kleenex, cos I'll be the wanker sat on my own all night in the corner "

Your choice... You can be chief dog walker

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'll. ring myself op. With the hope of drinking schnapps (I think Peach would taste nice) and having wild filthy sex. "

I think you're right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My strap on hehehe

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too?"

Of course. By the sounds of it there will be plenty of cake to take home. Each one can have a pair of my knickers in too.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"My strap on hehehe "

Good call

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strap on, flogger and massage oils

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is anyone doing cocktails?

I can bring gin, tonic and elderflower cordial for gin fizzes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My strap on hehehe

Good call "

Such a shame about the distance hun ggrr x

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By * and BCouple  over a year ago

Durham

We would bring a bucket full of sunshine and hearts full of happiness and dispense it all into your home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too?

Of course. By the sounds of it there will be plenty of cake to take home. Each one can have a pair of my knickers in too. "

Oooh, a nice change from those party blowers you usually get

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Strap on, flogger and massage oils

"

I'm doing a Homer Simpson drool

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Is anyone doing cocktails?

I can bring gin, tonic and elderflower cordial for gin fizzes "

Wooohooo, not had a cocktail in way too long

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"We would bring a bucket full of sunshine and hearts full of happiness and dispense it all into your home"

Ohhhh that made me clap

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too?

Of course. By the sounds of it there will be plenty of cake to take home. Each one can have a pair of my knickers in too.

Oooh, a nice change from those party blowers you usually get "

I'll be the party blower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too?

Of course. By the sounds of it there will be plenty of cake to take home. Each one can have a pair of my knickers in too.

Oooh, a nice change from those party blowers you usually get

I'll be the party blower "

I did not lay the way for that at all...

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too?

Of course. By the sounds of it there will be plenty of cake to take home. Each one can have a pair of my knickers in too.

Oooh, a nice change from those party blowers you usually get

I'll be the party blower

I did not lay the way for that at all... "

Not even a little

I'm licking my lips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A variety of spanky/floggy toys, a head-mounted GoPro, a box of glow-in-the-dark condoms and a UV blacklight

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"A variety of spanky/floggy toys, a head-mounted GoPro, a box of glow-in-the-dark condoms and a UV blacklight "

Whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would bring some haribos and to get ready for the barbecue

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By *ondon-guy68Man  over a year ago

London

Oh am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loads of horny Women and too much alcohol,

I will bring the Viagra and massaging oil

"

you need Viagra?,,,

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I would bring some haribos and to get ready for the barbecue "

Get that sausage on there

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh am I too late? "

Not at all, make yourself suitably comfy

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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Is this a full weekend party ?

To be continued ..........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks peachy!if live to come.

Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking

Yay!

May I watch? "

You can join in?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

is there going to be a part 2?

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