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"I can bring cake and vodka ![]() The human or the edible kind? | |||
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"I can bring cake and vodka ![]() A cake made with vodka ? | |||
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"I can bring cake and vodka ![]() edible. | |||
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"towels - going to need lots of towels ![]() Perfect. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You didn't even know who I was ![]() ![]() I was having a blonde moment. Then it all became clear as day. I knew at that point I needed a carer | |||
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"I can bring cake and vodka ![]() Why the fuck not?! ![]() | |||
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"Chocolate willys. Mrs N. Pimms. My kick ass Jalfrezi and hand made naan bread for nibbles. Big bunch of flowers for the host. " Yaaaaaaaaaaaay ![]() | |||
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"Loads of horny Women and too much alcohol, I will bring the Viagra and massaging oil ![]() Banging! | |||
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"I would bring snacks and rum for the party and a blanket and pillow for myself, as I would need a nap after traveling that far ![]() Sweet as a nut. You can always have 5 mins shut eye in the dogs bed. She's would happily squidge over in return for cheese | |||
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"I can bring cake and vodka ![]() ![]() It was a query not a complaint, Cake, Vodka what's not to like ![]() | |||
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"Oooooh... pink purple bondage tape and a glass dildo? ![]() No temperature mishaps tho ![]() | |||
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"I'll bring some vodka jellys and some nibbles, to keep energy levels up ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooo Apple sourz ones too ![]() | |||
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"Cock rings and candyfloss.. Sounds like a pub band.. ![]() ![]() I'm playing that tune! ![]() | |||
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"Wine, strawberries & cream Myself ![]() Hell.....yes. | |||
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"I make a hell of a Tiramisu (seriously boozy..lol ![]() I'll get some paper bowls and plastic cutlery in ![]() | |||
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"Lube, latex free condoms. Vodka jelly. Boobie cake and willy cake. ( not made out of boobs or wellies just in the shape of them)" Wooooohooooo I'm sure someone will provide cream ![]() | |||
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"I'm just a simple boy. I wouldn't know what to bring or where to start with a naughty party ![]() Yes, you can be rubbish picker upper and washer upper. Join in when your shyness has vamoosed | |||
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"A variety of soft drinks to mix with all the vodka " I'm wondering how well a cream soda float would go with vodka.... | |||
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"Maltesers ![]() Get here now | |||
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"Chocolate willys. " I have a chocolate willy can I come ![]() | |||
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"Sambuca, A tape measure so the Women can show the Men how to measure their cocks properly, The two are not related ![]() Stop using remote controls and linx deodorant cans then! ![]() | |||
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"Chocolate willys. I have a chocolate willy can I come ![]() Indeedy | |||
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"I'd bring a strap on for the boys or girls, three layered chocolate fudge cake, Sambuca, disaranno, rum and honey JD's. Better add cable ties, ball gag, blindfold, my 6ft long leather whip, condoms and flavoured lube to the list too! ![]() I think I just fell in love ![]() | |||
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"Sambuca, A tape measure so the Women can show the Men how to measure their cocks properly, The two are not related ![]() Guarantee the only ones bothered will be the men! I just care if it looks tasty! | |||
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"I'd bring a strap on for the boys or girls, three layered chocolate fudge cake, Sambuca, disaranno, rum and honey JD's. Better add cable ties, ball gag, blindfold, my 6ft long leather whip, condoms and flavoured lube to the list too! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sambuca, A tape measure so the Women can show the Men how to measure their cocks properly, The two are not related ![]() ![]() But I need to put them end to end to get accurate measurement ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Naturally I would bring Ms Myth and Twister. ![]() Some baby oil for Ms Myth | |||
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"Oooooh... pink purple bondage tape and a glass dildo? ![]() ![]() Will I ever live that down? ![]() | |||
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"Naturally I would bring Ms Myth and Twister. ![]() Perfect combo ![]() | |||
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"Oooooh... pink purple bondage tape and a glass dildo? ![]() ![]() ![]() A lesson was learned. Silver linings and all that jazz ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just me and a collar or two" Fab! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I used to pro dj I could play the tunes (naked)" Sounds grand. Rock and portishead on your playlist please. Then some enigma for when things get warm ![]() | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() I'm bringing nigella Lawson in case your nibbles are crap ![]() | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() ![]() In sure she has fantastic jugs ![]() | |||
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"You only round the corner,I'll bring a smile xx oh and a bottle of fizz xx " Cheesy grins at the ready and a cork for the popping! | |||
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"My body paints they're always fun at a party " Aye carumba! | |||
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"Some ear defenders for your neighbours, unless they are invited ![]() Shotgun for the neighbours would probably be better. Nosy old hag. | |||
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"A pack of cards, squirty cream and copious amounts off reese's pieces" We gonna place chase the ace? I don't know if he wants to come.... | |||
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"Naturally I would bring Ms Myth and Twister. ![]() She's always coated in coconut oil. | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() ![]() ![]() shes very sexy but did you mean to put your crap nibbles in ? Xx | |||
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"My body paints they're always fun at a party " Can I be Spider-Man? | |||
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"Naturally I would bring Ms Myth and Twister. ![]() Yummy! ![]() | |||
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"Will there be lots of naughty sex. ![]() If not I failed ![]() | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() ![]() ![]() Why are you banging on about my nipples? I'm winding you up buttercup ![]() | |||
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"My body paints they're always fun at a party Can I be Spider-Man? " Shooting your web? | |||
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"Cake ! Did someone mention cake ? " I don't know if he's coming. I hope so, I have to give him his socks back. ![]() | |||
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"A bag full of restraints, spanking implements, nipple clamps and pinwheels. Do you have a fire alarm that'll go off if we start playing with candles?" If someone brings a marquee we can do that outside ![]() | |||
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"Can I stay up past midnight? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? " Yes my dear. | |||
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"Cuffs, Spreader bar, and blindfold Oh and extra ones for anyone else who wants to use them ![]() Good choice ![]() | |||
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"Some deep and sexy ibiza vibes " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I stay up past midnight? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Yes my dear." Woohoo P A R T Y? Because I gotta | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ha you'll be lucky if you can achieve that ....now let me look at your nipples ![]() | |||
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"I'm coming on my Tod. I'm bringing you a new pair of sexy heels and my camera. " That sounds perfect ![]() | |||
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"Can I stay up past midnight? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Yes my dear. Woohoo P A R T Y? Because I gotta " Will you be wearing a mask? | |||
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"Some deep and sexy ibiza vibes ![]() ![]() 23rd Jan pic fabbed ![]() | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Erm.... okay | |||
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"You'll be needing an oil attendant right ![]() Always ![]() | |||
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"Can I stay up past midnight? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Yes my dear. Woohoo P A R T Y? Because I gotta Will you be wearing a mask?" Yay! I didn't expect anyone to get that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ive looked now you said I was banging on about your nipples but hadn't looked at your pics ![]() | |||
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"You'll be needing an oil attendant right ![]() ![]() Then I'm the man for the job ![]() | |||
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"Thanks peachy!if live to come. Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking ![]() Yay! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I stay up past midnight? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Yes my dear. Woohoo P A R T Y? Because I gotta Will you be wearing a mask? Yay! I didn't expect anyone to get that ![]() ![]() I'm cultured darling Let's rock this joint https://youtu.be/pEh2n6UnWyo | |||
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"Tux and stand at the door to search the ladies. You never know what they'll smuggle in ![]() Of course! Wouldn't want any waifs and strays bringing anything dangerous ![]() | |||
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"You'll be needing an oil attendant right ![]() ![]() ![]() I believe this is true. I may need an oil attendant competition though just to be sure. ![]() | |||
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" ![]() Oooooo thank you! ![]() | |||
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"I make a hell of a Tiramisu (seriously boozy..lol ![]() ![]() Lets save the environment ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I make a hell of a Tiramisu (seriously boozy..lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cracking idea. ![]() | |||
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"I'm just bringing myself.that's more than enough for yous ![]() ![]() You're in! | |||
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"I will bring mysel_ and balloons, lots and lots of balloons. Then later we can suck the helium out and make funny voices ![]() Oh my! I may have to sing cotton eye Joe whilst squeaky. | |||
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"I'm just bringing myself.that's more than enough for yous ![]() ![]() not faire...we got to do all the work ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You'll be needing an oil attendant right ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I bet you would!! Are we having the ladies line up on all fours for the contestants?? ![]() | |||
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"Myself. That is all " As long as you don't bring any lemons ![]() | |||
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"I'm just bringing myself.that's more than enough for yous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Such is life ![]() | |||
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"Thanks peachy!if live to come. Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking ![]() ![]() ![]() As hostess, surely you'd be expected to join in? ![]() | |||
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"You'll be needing an oil attendant right ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would be rude not to! | |||
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"Aircon units, I think it's gonna get hot hot hot!" I like your thinking ![]() | |||
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"Some jelly vodka shots. X " I have some rum n raisin ice cream to accompany | |||
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"I'll bring lots of Alcoholic drink " I'm gonna be sooooo d*unk and easily taken advantage of ![]() | |||
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"Thanks peachy!if live to come. Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I only join when invited.... I gots me some manners ![]() | |||
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"I'm bringing my ball it seems to be very popular ![]() Oh and strip and wrestle ![]() | |||
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"I'm bringing my ball it seems to be very popular ![]() ![]() Can I be first opponent? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm bringing my ball it seems to be very popular ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Get your jersey on and brace! | |||
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"I'm bringing my ball it seems to be very popular ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm bracing tinkerbell ![]() | |||
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"I'd bring a strap on for the boys or girls, three layered chocolate fudge cake, Sambuca, disaranno, rum and honey JD's. Better add cable ties, ball gag, blindfold, my 6ft long leather whip, condoms and flavoured lube to the list too! ![]() Oooooooh I like the sound of this..my kinda naughty party wiv loadza treats too ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd bring a strap on for the boys or girls, three layered chocolate fudge cake, Sambuca, disaranno, rum and honey JD's. Better add cable ties, ball gag, blindfold, my 6ft long leather whip, condoms and flavoured lube to the list too! ![]() ![]() ![]() Shall be a riot. A respectable, debauched riot ![]() | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() I shall bring the wotsits, cluedo and a dvd of great railway journneys!! Rock and roll | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() You sir.... have blown it. Go sit in the kitchen with Dan. | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() I could have said lube, a wand, a dog lead and spaghetti hoops lol | |||
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"Thanks peachy!if live to come. Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Consider this an open invitation ![]() | |||
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"To my house for a naughty party ![]() Now that woulda been spot on! | |||
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"Thanks peachy!if live to come. Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheers ears | |||
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"Wheres Dan lol" Litter picking and washing up | |||
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"just my own sweet self lol ![]() Bring pooch too, he can go for a walk with my woofa ![]() | |||
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"Post it notes so we can write our names on them, How else can I tell who people are from one pair of tits to another ![]() We're painting names on ![]() | |||
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"Myself and a tooth brush ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kleenex, cos I'll be the wanker sat on my own all night in the corner ![]() Your choice... You can be chief dog walker | |||
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"I'll. ring myself op. With the hope of drinking schnapps (I think Peach would taste nice) and having wild filthy sex. ![]() I think you're right ![]() | |||
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"I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too?" Of course. By the sounds of it there will be plenty of cake to take home. Each one can have a pair of my knickers in too. ![]() | |||
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"My strap on hehehe ![]() Good call ![]() | |||
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"I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too? Of course. By the sounds of it there will be plenty of cake to take home. Each one can have a pair of my knickers in too. ![]() Oooh, a nice change from those party blowers you usually get ![]() | |||
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"Strap on, flogger and massage oils ![]() I'm doing a Homer Simpson drool | |||
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"Is anyone doing cocktails? I can bring gin, tonic and elderflower cordial for gin fizzes ![]() Wooohooo, not had a cocktail in way too long ![]() | |||
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"We would bring a bucket full of sunshine and hearts full of happiness and dispense it all into your home" Ohhhh that made me clap ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too? Of course. By the sounds of it there will be plenty of cake to take home. Each one can have a pair of my knickers in too. ![]() ![]() I'll be the party blower ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too? Of course. By the sounds of it there will be plenty of cake to take home. Each one can have a pair of my knickers in too. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did not lay the way for that at all... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll bring a bottle of the captains spiced rum and play giant Jenga and pictionary! Are there gonna be party bags too? Of course. By the sounds of it there will be plenty of cake to take home. Each one can have a pair of my knickers in too. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not even a little ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A variety of spanky/floggy toys, a head-mounted GoPro, a box of glow-in-the-dark condoms and a UV blacklight ![]() Whoop whoop ![]() | |||
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"Loads of horny Women and too much alcohol, I will bring the Viagra and massaging oil ![]() you need Viagra?,,, ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I would bring some haribos and to get ready for the barbecue ![]() Get that sausage on there ![]() | |||
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"Oh am I too late? " Not at all, make yourself suitably comfy | |||
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"Thanks peachy!if live to come. Ill bring condoms. I plan on doing some fucking ![]() ![]() ![]() You can join in? ![]() | |||
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