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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral

I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman  over a year ago

Richmond


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

Well done to you for stooping to messaging a 7/10 in the assumption she would want you simply because you have earned your egotistical attitude.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

Hello Mr. Controversial.

Sometimes when a woman says 'you're not my type' ..... it's polite speak for other things.

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Well done to you for stooping to messaging a 7/10 in the assumption she would want you simply because you have earned your egotistical attitude."

Thank you little puppet that is a nice thing to say.

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Hello Mr. Controversial.

Sometimes when a woman says 'you're not my type' ..... it's polite speak for other things. "

hello love.

Yes like maybe she is just scared of my beauty. Totally agree with you

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman  over a year ago

Richmond


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Well done to you for stooping to messaging a 7/10 in the assumption she would want you simply because you have earned your egotistical attitude.

Thank you little puppet that is a nice thing to say. "

Hm. Please have a reread.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

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By *p4funCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth

Pulls up chair opens popcorn......

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman  over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

Maybe, just maybe, her type is really ugly man with no very smooth penis's?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So people are mad just because they don't want to fuck you? This is going to go down well...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How did you earn your ego?

I'm intrigued

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Hello Mr. Controversial.

Sometimes when a woman says 'you're not my type' ..... it's polite speak for other things. hello love.

Yes like maybe she is just scared of my beauty. Totally agree with you "

I was thinking ...... less scared .... but definitely not sure she could resist your natural fanny magnetism.... y'know.

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Egotistical men, egotistical women... they're all on here. I wouldn't worry about it tbh.

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Well done to you for stooping to messaging a 7/10 in the assumption she would want you simply because you have earned your egotistical attitude.

Thank you little puppet that is a nice thing to say.

Hm. Please have a reread."

again thank you. However flattery won't get you in my Calvins just saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pulls up chair opens popcorn......"

Feck me it's a Sunday morning. ...well nearly

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"How did you earn your ego?

I'm intrigued "

smashed my mums boss when I was 17

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"muuuuuuuum, nobody on the interwebz thinks I'm hawt"

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By *iredhandMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Is this just a new slant on the "look at me" thread?

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


""muuuuuuuum, nobody on the interwebz thinks I'm hawt"

"

True say I'd love to get behind your bumper so don't nasty you little sex goddess

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

You're making an assumption there that your '7/10' is shallow.... Sounds to me like they just prefer someone with a little depth of character

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


""muuuuuuuum, nobody on the interwebz thinks I'm hawt"

"

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"Is this just a new slant on the "look at me" thread? "
well you have just looked at my profile so it must be hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""muuuuuuuum, nobody on the interwebz thinks I'm hawt"

True say I'd love to get behind your bumper so don't nasty you little sex goddess "

You're not my type

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm soo egotistical I've only had 1 shag this year, but it's my cross to bear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mood is back to laughing again

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


""muuuuuuuum, nobody on the interwebz thinks I'm hawt"

True say I'd love to get behind your bumper so don't nasty you little sex goddess

You're not my type "

Egotistical

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lost for words... for once

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How did you earn your ego?

I'm intrigued smashed my mums boss when I was 17 "

Male or female boss?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahhhhhhh welcome back ceejay. How r u?

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How did you earn your ego?

I'm intrigued smashed my mums boss when I was 17 "

Did he enjoy it as much as you clearly did?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only commenting so I can find this at a later date to laugh at again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stay strong bro and keep the bar high.

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"How did you earn your ego?

I'm intrigued smashed my mums boss when I was 17

Did he enjoy it as much as you clearly did?!"

Haha I see what you tried to do there clever puppet but know she was a woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Confidence is a virtue. A thing to nurture cultivate feed and help one grow both in terms of physical and mental fulfilment.

Ego is an altogether different beast with it's own airs and graces and not to everyone's tastes.

Some people are intimidated by an egotistical nature, others crave it. Some year for confidence in 'partner' some despise it. It is what it is .....

Not a judgement, just a point of view derived over many years of relationships both good and bad.

Now, where's the popcorn?

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"Stay strong bro and keep the bar high. "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Confidence is a virtue. A thing to nurture cultivate feed and help one grow both in terms of physical and mental fulfilment.

Ego is an altogether different beast with it's own airs and graces and not to everyone's tastes.

Some people are intimidated by an egotistical nature, others crave it. Some yearn for confidence in a 'partner' some despise it. It is what it is .....

Not a judgement, just a point of view derived over many years of relationships both good and bad.

Now, where's the popcorn?

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"Confidence is a virtue. A thing to nurture cultivate feed and help one grow both in terms of physical and mental fulfilment.

Ego is an altogether different beast with it's own airs and graces and not to everyone's tastes.

Some people are intimidated by an egotistical nature, others crave it. Some year for confidence in 'partner' some despise it. It is what it is .....

Not a judgement, just a point of view derived over many years of relationships both good and bad.

Now, where's the popcorn?"

your like the intelligent version of me. Salut

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By *ollydesireCouple  over a year ago

Torbay


"Pulls up chair opens popcorn.that made me giggle....."

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

This is the thread that keeps on giving the laughs per minute

Cheers OP

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"This is the thread that keeps on giving the laughs per minute

Cheers OP "

I'm here to please

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's like a Daz ad.

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"It's like a Daz ad. "

Well his shirts white enough for it

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

It's supply and demand. You can see the exact same effect when a broken down, overweight, old man goes to thailand and finds himself flooded with marriage offers from 21 years old beauties from isan. It goes to his head.

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"It's like a Daz ad. "

Nah I'm more of a Lenor man me girl

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

How's your reflection today?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm soo egotistical I've only had 1 shag this year, but it's my cross to bear "

You can be as egotistical as you like with me although you'd better get a move on as i turn 43 soon

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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"It's like a Daz ad. "

"Ahhh Mum"

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By *annedandtallMan  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


""muuuuuuuum, nobody on the interwebz thinks I'm hawt"

"

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"It's supply and demand. You can see the exact same effect when a broken down, overweight, old man goes to thailand and finds himself flooded with marriage offers from 21 years old beauties from isan. It goes to his head. "
plot twist the over weight man secretly goes there for seedy love affairs with he she's

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"How's your reflection today? "
kinda fresh today didn't get on it last night. How's yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Egotistical women or shallow man?

Threads like this are why I love the forums.

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By *hitedoveWoman  over a year ago

Croydon


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman  over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Maybe they don't like the Scouse accent or maybe they need the personality to go with the looks, maybe you simply aren't their type? #controversial

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Egotistical women or shallow man?

Threads like this are why I love the forums."

Depends if you believe in objective standards of attractiveness?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""muuuuuuuum, nobody on the interwebz thinks I'm hawt"

"

We'll that's not true. Hotness isn't just about physical. Its about intelectual and intrigue.you've got both xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pulls up chair opens popcorn......"

May I pull up a chair & join you ?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"It's supply and demand. You can see the exact same effect when a broken down, overweight, old man goes to thailand and finds himself flooded with marriage offers from 21 years old beauties from isan. It goes to his head. plot twist the over weight man secretly goes there for seedy love affairs with he she's "

OP you have a very well endowed.........

Erm......

Keep scrolling.....

EGO

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"Maybe they don't like the Scouse accent or maybe they need the personality to go with the looks, maybe you simply aren't their type? #controversial "
ll

Hahahah well l have a Manc accent I just live in Liverpool but thanks for your input it really did change the course of my day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pulls up chair opens popcorn......

May I pull up a chair & join you ? "

Can I have some too please?

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By *ames1763Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen

I expect the usual ladies to jump on you but that is no problem, I think you have a point because some of the ladies are really very average and they know it, the beautiful ladies are very nice

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I'm soo egotistical I've only had 1 shag this year, but it's my cross to bear

You can be as egotistical as you like with me although you'd better get a move on as i turn 43 soon "

Well, you'd better move closer then

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By *wistedTooCouple  over a year ago

Frimley

Quick correction here for ya, no one has earned the right to have an ego. It stays at home or it doesn’t get spoken to again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

Everyone's mum thinks their sons are handsome it's the eejits that believe it and feel entitled that are the problem

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By *MaleMan  over a year ago

Someone says 'your not my type' so they're egotistical ?

Interesting logic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pulls up chair opens popcorn......

May I pull up a chair & join you ?

Can I have some too please? "

Getting quite an audience, good show this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Egotistical women or shallow man?

Threads like this are why I love the forums."

Me too . Love the forums they make me smile.

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman  over a year ago

x

This has made me laugh this morning.. men who think they Gods gift to women as massive turn off.. what at knob!!

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something "

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

I with you there buddy

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By *wistedTooCouple  over a year ago

Frimley


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y "

Are you trolling the forum?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

UNLOS

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"This has made me laugh this morning.. men who think they Gods gift to women as massive turn off.. what at knob!! "
correction you put what at knob that didn't make sense. I'll presume you meant what a nob in that case young lady I bid you a farewell. Bares my cheeks and giggles and walks off holding up my middle finger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't feed* the Handsome Troll

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By *hitedoveWoman  over a year ago

Croydon


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y "

Are you saying that if someone has a shiny cock they don't have an STD?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm soo egotistical I've only had 1 shag this year, but it's my cross to bear

You can be as egotistical as you like with me although you'd better get a move on as i turn 43 soon

Well, you'd better move closer then "

Phyllis Nelson style or physically getting my fat ass to aberdeen?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How did you earn your ego?

I'm intrigued smashed my mums boss when I was 17

Did he enjoy it as much as you clearly did?!"

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By *rNaughtyNickMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh Dear.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PMSL this is why I love the forums

I love how you presume a '7/10' woman would obviously want to drop her panties for you interesting logic you have here.

#BookmarkingForLater

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love the way I've been ignored by the op. What's up ceejay don't ya wanna hit on me this time around.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

That's cute. My mum says I'm pretty too

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y

Are you saying that if someone has a shiny cock they don't have an STD?"

that my love has just awarded you stupid comment of the day award congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

Being turned down by a 7/10 who you felt you were doing a favour by messaging and who choose to shag munters, it doesn't matter how much you think your ego is earned, it;s pretty easy to hurt it isn't it?

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By *rive_me_crazyWoman  over a year ago

Calne

I prefer to sit on the fence, purely for the risk of getting a splinter in my bum!

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By *ANDA2Couple  over a year ago

Henley Arden


"Pulls up chair opens popcorn......

May I pull up a chair & join you ?

Can I have some too please?

Getting quite an audience, good show this "

It's standing room only now and there a que forming outside.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like to thank the men of fab for my massive ego. Without them it just wouldn't have been possible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I'll start a thread for average women who are looking for amazing looking sex gods on fab. Then when these threads pop up all the guys will know exactly who is being discussed. I'm not ashamed to be outed

(Thanks for the laugh during my lunch, OP ).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd like to thank the men of fab for my massive ego. Without them it just wouldn't have been possible "
No problem

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"Love the way I've been ignored by the op. What's up ceejay don't ya wanna hit on me this time around.

PTU xxx "

well hello there can't remember hitting on you the first time but nice to see a friendly face

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By *hitedoveWoman  over a year ago

Croydon


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y

Are you saying that if someone has a shiny cock they don't have an STD? that my love has just awarded you stupid comment of the day award congratulations "

You do certainly have a very stereotypical and condescending tone to women, especially the ones you have responded to on here. Women who get messages from men with such attitudes can read this from their messages. Therefore, they say 'not my type'. As someone else said, it may mask a number of ruder ways of saying no.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

So what out of 10 was your verification?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I expect the usual ladies to jump on you but that is no problem, I think you have a point because some of the ladies are really very average and they know it, the beautiful ladies are very nice "

You're missing the humour, bless.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Love the way I've been ignored by the op. What's up ceejay don't ya wanna hit on me this time around.

PTU xxx well hello there can't remember hitting on you the first time but nice to see a friendly face "

I'm disappointed now x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y "

Sounds like someone's been polishing it a little too much

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y

Are you saying that if someone has a shiny cock they don't have an STD? that my love has just awarded you stupid comment of the day award congratulations

You do certainly have a very stereotypical and condescending tone to women, especially the ones you have responded to on here. Women who get messages from men with such attitudes can read this from their messages. Therefore, they say 'not my type'. As someone else said, it may mask a number of ruder ways of saying no. "

I'm sorry you see it that way my love hope you have a nice day

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y "

Tru' dat. I've seen cocks covered in genital warts make it on to the top page of fab pics (for men)

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I expect the usual ladies to jump on you but that is no problem, I think you have a point because some of the ladies are really very average and they know it, the beautiful ladies are very nice

You're missing the humour, bless."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pulls up chair opens popcorn......

May I pull up a chair & join you ?

Can I have some too please?

Getting quite an audience, good show this

It's standing room only now and there a que forming outside.

"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y

Tru' dat. I've seen cocks covered in genital warts make it on to the top page of fab pics (for men) "

I've seen vaginas do similar (not on the men's top fabbed, obviously).

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y

Tru' dat. I've seen cocks covered in genital warts make it on to the top page of fab pics (for men) "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y "

if it wasn't slightly worrying in it's rank stupidity, that would be one of the funniest things ive read on here for ages...

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"How's your reflection today? kinda fresh today didn't get on it last night. How's yours "

I was on something earlier so all Pink

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By *ANDA2Couple  over a year ago

Henley Arden


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y

Sounds like someone's been polishing it a little too much "

Yes the OP said he was a Lenor man. It's advertised to soften and shine.

Or maybe he used Turtle wax

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"How's your reflection today? kinda fresh today didn't get on it last night. How's yours

I was on something earlier so all Pink "

you naughty little deviant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you don't get a lot of mail on fab wright a post like this in forum you will get lots look at you .. And just maybe maybe it may help.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes the attention is an ego boast for us bang average ladies if we let it go to our head, but I realise most guys will fuck anything anyway so in no way does that make me special....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh god how deluded are some people. Surprised he can fit in house as his ego is so big. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, "

Yeah I was just discussing this with your mum the other day after I shagged her. I agreed, you are handsome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I expect the usual ladies to jump on you but that is no problem, I think you have a point because some of the ladies are really very average and they know it, the beautiful ladies are very nice "

I both you and the OP.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y

Tru' dat. I've seen cocks covered in genital warts make it on to the top page of fab pics (for men)

I've seen vaginas do similar (not on the men's top fabbed, obviously)."

I've noticed a some anal warts too for good measure. Some nice lesions in some low budget porn too but not on here thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/07/17 12:56:32]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I'm soo egotistical I've only had 1 shag this year, but it's my cross to bear

You can be as egotistical as you like with me although you'd better get a move on as i turn 43 soon

Well, you'd better move closer then

Phyllis Nelson style or physically getting my fat ass to aberdeen? "

Well physically would help by situation above

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome,

Yeah I was just discussing this with your mum the other day after I shagged her. I agreed, you are handsome. "

Well I finger blasted yours behind Aldi

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I expect the usual ladies to jump on you but that is no problem, I think you have a point because some of the ladies are really very average and they know it, the beautiful ladies are very nice

I both you and the OP.

"

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome,

Yeah I was just discussing this with your mum the other day after I shagged her. I agreed, you are handsome.

Well I finger blasted yours behind Aldi "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy. "
He sure is and some love them here ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy. "

Can you sit down please we can't see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy. "

Well he's certainly not the Messiah.

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy.

Can you sit down please we can't see "

I'll fetch a few more chairs

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy.

Well he's certainly not the Messiah."

How do you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I snorted a little.

Highly amusing

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome,

Yeah I was just discussing this with your mum the other day after I shagged her. I agreed, you are handsome.

Well I finger blasted yours behind Aldi "

I doubt it, she doesn't shop at Aldi.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like this guy,go get em tiger

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By *xploringThisWorldMan  over a year ago

collier row

[Removed by poster at 02/07/17 12:57:43]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Airbus ?

I'm fucking lost now.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

.

Well it a break from the usual Why can't I get a meet type thread,

But he isn't the first to try this approach,

Whatever works for you op

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad "

Ok op - I'm going to ignore the fact that you've insulted most single women in your post and concentrate on the main point which is - nobody is everybody's type! I'm fortunate in that I seem to appeal to a lot of people - but not for one minute would I expect everyone on fab to want to jump my bones!

I don't really subscribe to 'marks out of ten' - but perhaps it's unwise to message people you don't find very attractive? In my opinion it's hardly conducive to great sex if the spark of mutual attraction isn't there!

Fab's hard work for single guys - there are bloody loads of you and not so many women so it's natural that some women will use that to their advantage and perhaps be 'fussier' than they would in the real world! That's human nature - supply and demand!

Many single guys deal with this by being on tinder etc as will as fab.

Do whatever works for you op!

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman  over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton


"Maybe they don't like the Scouse accent or maybe they need the personality to go with the looks, maybe you simply aren't their type? #controversial ll

Hahahah well l have a Manc accent I just live in Liverpool but thanks for your input it really did change the course of my day "

Glad to know

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"[Removed by poster at 02/07/17 12:57:43]"

Cool thanks for you advice I feel ready to change the world now all because of you. Kind sir pat your self on the back you cool little puppet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy.

Can you sit down please we can't see

I'll fetch a few more chairs "

Can someone bring in some more supplies please

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Removed by poster at 02/07/17 12:57:43]"

Don't bloody delete and leave my airbus hanging.

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Ok op - I'm going to ignore the fact that you've insulted most single women in your post and concentrate on the main point which is - nobody is everybody's type! I'm fortunate in that I seem to appeal to a lot of people - but not for one minute would I expect everyone on fab to want to jump my bones!

I don't really subscribe to 'marks out of ten' - but perhaps it's unwise to message people you don't find very attractive? In my opinion it's hardly conducive to great sex if the spark of mutual attraction isn't there!

Fab's hard work for single guys - there are bloody loads of you and not so many women so it's natural that some women will use that to their advantage and perhaps be 'fussier' than they would in the real world! That's human nature - supply and demand!

Many single guys deal with this by being on tinder etc as will as fab.

Do whatever works for you op! "

thank you I think you are most definitely a ten out of ten thou have a wonderful day my love

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By *xploringThisWorldMan  over a year ago

collier row

I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers*

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By *xploringThisWorldMan  over a year ago

collier row

PS - I'm messing OP, don't get you knickers in a twist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy.

Well he's certainly not the Messiah.

How do you know "

did the messiah wear a vest?

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"I've noticed over the past year that this site gives bang average women a big pulsating ego. I mean I'm kinda the same in terms of my ego, however I've kinda earned it. But it's quite confusing as my mum thinks I'm Handsome, I'll message like a 7/10 and she will say no thanks or not my type. But then I'll have a little nose through her veris and there's like really ugly men with no very smooth penis's doing the deed. Mad

Everyone's mum thinks they are handsome. It's the job of a mum to think that. I don't know what this smooth penis thing means. Am I missing something

Well the top of my cock is dead smooth and shiney. Some of these penis's look really STD'Y

Tru' dat. I've seen cocks covered in genital warts make it on to the top page of fab pics (for men)

I've seen vaginas do similar (not on the men's top fabbed, obviously).

I've noticed a some anal warts too for good measure. Some nice lesions in some low budget porn too but not on here thankfully. "

Christ - you lot look at people's bits in great detail, don't you?

I just grimace and pass them by as fast as I can!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stand by your guns and don't lower your standards for anyone x

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers*"

you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet

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By *xploringThisWorldMan  over a year ago

collier row


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet "

Lol

You always have me in giggles sir.

You probably have the wrong impression of me, don't stop posting mate.

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy.

Well he's certainly not the Messiah.

How do you know

did the messiah wear a vest?"

Kinda probably don't think he did Maybe we could pretend

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet

Lol

You always have me in giggles sir.

You probably have the wrong impression of me, don't stop posting mate."

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 02/07/17 13:09:46]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP I think your funny as fook, this thread has made my day

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By *xploringThisWorldMan  over a year ago

collier row


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy.

Well he's certainly not the Messiah.

How do you know

did the messiah wear a vest?

Kinda probably don't think he did Maybe we could pretend "

If a vest was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for anyone.

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"OP I think your funny as fook, this thread has made my day "
glad your smiling have a good day

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman  over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet "

I think I need to go view this shiny cock now, I mean I'm distinctly a 5/10 at best but I'm allowed to look right? (). Most amusing thread today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet "

what is it with the shiny penis?? i keep getting a mental image of the briefcase in pulp fiction! is that what happens when you unzip your flies?

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet I think I need to go view this shiny cock now, I mean I'm distinctly a 5/10 at best but I'm allowed to look right? (). Most amusing thread today "

don't put your self Down I have a evil humour some get it some don't. Let me know when your outside I'll shine it up for you now

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By *xploringThisWorldMan  over a year ago

collier row


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet I think I need to go view this shiny cock now, I mean I'm distinctly a 5/10 at best but I'm allowed to look right? (). Most amusing thread today "

I think the OP uses Brasso on it.

Keep that shine at a high level.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This site does a lot of things to a lot of people however the normal, self confident, respectful and grounded people on here will never be changed by a website and how others may or may not behave on it.

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet

what is it with the shiny penis?? i keep getting a mental image of the briefcase in pulp fiction! is that what happens when you unzip your flies?"

hahaha you little belter. It's just my top bit of penis is really shiney and healthy looking haha

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet I think I need to go view this shiny cock now, I mean I'm distinctly a 5/10 at best but I'm allowed to look right? (). Most amusing thread today

I think the OP uses Brasso on it.

Keep that shine at a high level.

"

haha

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman  over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet I think I need to go view this shiny cock now, I mean I'm distinctly a 5/10 at best but I'm allowed to look right? (). Most amusing thread today don't put your self Down I have a evil humour some get it some don't. Let me know when your outside I'll shine it up for you now "

I'm enjoying your sense of humour! Mine is quite sick personally I already enjoyed your shiny bum

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet

what is it with the shiny penis?? i keep getting a mental image of the briefcase in pulp fiction! is that what happens when you unzip your flies?"

Its like when they say you should not look directly at the sun,

Make sure you wear protective eyewear

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"This site does a lot of things to a lot of people however the normal, self confident, respectful and grounded people on here will never be changed by a website and how others may or may not behave on it."

Cool

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman  over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet I think I need to go view this shiny cock now, I mean I'm distinctly a 5/10 at best but I'm allowed to look right? (). Most amusing thread today

I think the OP uses Brasso on it.

Keep that shine at a high level.

"

I think it's baby oil xx

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"I'm thinking that the OP probably has a very small penis.

No doubt this is why he gets turned down.

From what I've seen on Fab. . Ladies tend to go for guys with above average appendages !

This could very well be the reason for lack of meets.

*sniggers* you again haha stop thinking about my penis and you keep looking at my profile to lol. My penis is quite avarage to be honest mate just over six inches quite thick and shines but I know how use what I've got now go run along little puppet I think I need to go view this shiny cock now, I mean I'm distinctly a 5/10 at best but I'm allowed to look right? (). Most amusing thread today don't put your self Down I have a evil humour some get it some don't. Let me know when your outside I'll shine it up for you now I'm enjoying your sense of humour! Mine is quite sick personally I already enjoyed your shiny bum "

haha good girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hes good but hes not the duke or sluthunter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP - 7/10???? LOL!! STRAIGHT?!?! C'mon...lol Behave yourself!

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'd have to say that "Attractive" is very subjective and there's much more than the physical that comes to play. The most incredible body and perfect face can never overcome an ugly personality.

The OP must be feeling so insecure about himself when all of us "ugly" blokes can manage to get laid and he's struggling, even with those who are barely worthy if his attention... and on a SEX SITE

Maybe he'd like a few pointers as to how to improve his odds?

Cal

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By *exmadscotMan  over a year ago

alloa


"Love the way I've been ignored by the op. What's up ceejay don't ya wanna hit on me this time around.

PTU xxx "

in you're dreams

SMS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Puppet master, there's a new clique in town.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OMFG.... and boasts about "just over 6in" cock ... LMAO!!!

Someone scoop me off the floor.... LMAO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hes good but hes not the duke or sluthunter"

Or Papi

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By *ANDA2Couple  over a year ago

Henley Arden


"OMFG.... and boasts about "just over 6in" cock ... LMAO!!!

Someone scoop me off the floor.... LMAO!!!"

15.30 centimetres. Sounds bigger in metric

Can people in the middle please make room so the ice seller can reach the front row.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe you're not their type, maybe they are indeed intimidated by your Adonis like qualities, or maybe they just think you're a twunt! Who knows?

Life's little mysteries continue and us deeply average women trot along merrily unaffected by the platinum few

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By *xploringThisWorldMan  over a year ago

collier row


"OMFG.... and boasts about "just over 6in" cock ... LMAO!!!

Someone scoop me off the floor.... LMAO!!!"

I think my dear you are missing the point of this post.

And considering you assume good sex only comes from a monster cock which can only be inferred by your post.. . May I relay to you that maybe you desire a porn size cock because dare I say. . You have an air craft hanger of a pussy?

. .just putting it out there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hes good but hes not the duke or sluthunter"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OMFG.... and boasts about "just over 6in" cock ... LMAO!!!

Someone scoop me off the floor.... LMAO!!!

I think my dear you are missing the point of this post.

And considering you assume good sex only comes from a monster cock which can only be inferred by your post.. . May I relay to you that maybe you desire a porn size cock because dare I say. . You have an air craft hanger of a pussy?

. .just putting it out there.

"

Don't you know that only men with big cocks know how to fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please do a thread 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please do a thread 2 "

Don't encourage him

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By *eavenNhellCouple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"How did you earn your ego?

I'm intrigued smashed my mums boss when I was 17 "

aww nice of mummys boss to hand out a sympathy shag

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By *resh and dirty OP   Man  over a year ago

liverpool/wirral


"OMFG.... and boasts about "just over 6in" cock ... LMAO!!!

Someone scoop me off the floor.... LMAO!!!"

it's another old lady with no banter. Can you tell me where I was boasting ? I mean it's not small is it? Just a little look at your profile so your after BBC cool well if I'm ever after a gigantic vagina I'll give you a shout.

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By *xploringThisWorldMan  over a year ago

collier row


"How did you earn your ego?

I'm intrigued smashed my mums boss when I was 17 aww nice of mummys boss to hand out a sympathy shag "

I'm sure all you hear is . . .

"keep the gas mask on'

Ahem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you all stop picking on him. He's just a very naughty boy.

Well he's certainly not the Messiah."

Haha this is as funny as the films..comedy

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By *ANDA2Couple  over a year ago

Henley Arden


"How did you earn your ego?

I'm intrigued smashed my mums boss when I was 17 aww nice of mummys boss to hand out a sympathy shag "

It was her retirement present. HR requested a clock but spelt it wrong !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A self entitled man having a pop at confident self assured women he deems beneath himself?

Yep,definitely fabswingers.

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By *exmadscotMan  over a year ago

alloa


"OMFG.... and boasts about "just over 6in" cock ... LMAO!!!

Someone scoop me off the floor.... LMAO!!!

I think my dear you are missing the point of this post.

And considering you assume good sex only comes from a monster cock which can only be inferred by your post.. . May I relay to you that maybe you desire a porn size cock because dare I say. . You have an air craft hanger of a pussy?

. .just putting it out there.

Don't you know that only men with big cocks know how to fuck? "

rubbish you wouldn't know what had hit you if I banged you, pity you're not my type

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Am I the only one reading this with the voice of Rennie from allo allo for the op?

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