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over a year ago
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"I have ungodly thoughts when perusing your gallery OP but I don't think any amount of Hail Mary's will be sufficient to absolve me to be honest ..  "
Awk aren't you sweet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fucked out of wedlock last night
How many hail mary's will absolution cost me? "
you cannot be absolved youre a sinner you will unfortunately go to the hot place  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fucked out of wedlock last night
How many hail mary's will absolution cost me? "
Say 10 hail Mary's and next time get on your knees and pray before too |
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"I fucked out of wedlock last night
How many hail mary's will absolution cost me?
Say 10 hail Mary's and next time get on your knees and pray before too "
But I prayed it would be a good fuck beforehand, does that not count? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fucked out of wedlock last night
How many hail mary's will absolution cost me?
Say 10 hail Mary's and next time get on your knees and pray before too
But I prayed it would be a good fuck beforehand, does that not count? "
Of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope I'm all clean this week
Nothing to confess at all
Don't lie you broke the healthy eating regime for fish and chips in the beach  "
I won't mention the popcorn and cake earlier in the day then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been chatting to a girl for a little while. We finally met last night. I had a bulge from the second I saw her and couldn't hide it. It only got worse when we kissed within two minutes of meeting. I had it all the way home and long after we kissed goodnight. I woke up with it this morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been good for 2 weeks now and I can't see that changing in the immediate future. 
Come to the convent with me "
Think I have upset someone as well which is never a good feeling.
Yep to the convent we go, I need letting out in august though |
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"I've been good for 2 weeks now and I can't see that changing in the immediate future.
Come to the convent with me
Think I have upset someone as well which is never a good feeling.
Yep to the convent we go, I need letting out in august though "
I might let myself out next weekend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been good for 2 weeks now and I can't see that changing in the immediate future.
Come to the convent with me
Think I have upset someone as well which is never a good feeling.
Yep to the convent we go, I need letting out in august though
I might let myself out next weekend "
Hehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sinned yesterday... I fancied my boss wife and some of her friends, all married.
But hey it's not because there's a goalkeeper that it's impossible to score  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sinned yesterday... I fancied my boss wife and some of her friends, all married.
But hey it's not because there's a goalkeeper that it's impossible to score "
Oh no you didn't... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sinned yesterday... I fancied my boss wife and some of her friends, all married.
But hey it's not because there's a goalkeeper that it's impossible to score
Oh no you didn't... "
Fancy doesnt mean that something happened, even tho i wouldn't mind, especially since my boss's a knobhead ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sinned yesterday... I fancied my boss wife and some of her friends, all married.
But hey it's not because there's a goalkeeper that it's impossible to score
Oh no you didn't...
Fancy doesnt mean that something happened, even tho i wouldn't mind, especially since my boss's a knobhead !"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been 33 years, 8 months and 4 days since my last confession ....
[SOUND OF ROTUND PRIEST FALLING OFF OF CHAIR AND COLLAPSING CONFESSIONAL] |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been 33 years, 8 months and 4 days since my last confession ....
[SOUND OF ROTUND PRIEST FALLING OFF OF CHAIR AND COLLAPSING CONFESSIONAL]"
It wasn't father Ted that's for sure |
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