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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Trampoline and a ceiling fan...

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By *entleman55Man over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

A 12inch dildo and no lube !!

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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"A 12inch dildo and no lube !!"

Ouch...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liquorice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10/10 that friendzones them

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By *entleman55Man over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"A 12inch dildo and no lube !!

Ouch...

Exactly

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

A curry with laxetive

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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"A curry with laxetive"

Nasty but nice... like it...

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

I'm pleading the fifth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

curry condom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Live rattlesnake in a shoebox

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

Glitterbomb in the mail

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

A visit from karma and i would love to be there when it bites the witch on the ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any appliance fault so they have to telephone product help line.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mirror.

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By *anKevCouple over a year ago

Tunbridge wells

My debts

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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"My debts

Ideal solution... works for you guys...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chillie condoms

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By *inbadABCMan over a year ago

liverpool

A big black bag 4 the wetest hand bag that talks lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glitterbomb in the mail

oh id love that,,ooooooh sparkles

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By *airymagicWoman over a year ago

goblin city

A condom with little holes in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any appliance fault so they have to telephone product help line."

I like your thinking. Or some sort of appliance that's very difficult to set up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sending them a video of their wife sucking my big girly cock

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By *adyx4Woman over a year ago

Durham

Shit pie

12" girthy cactus

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By *entleman55Man over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Shit pie

12" girthy cactus

Nice

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By *adyx4Woman over a year ago

Durham

"Shit pie

12" girthy cactus

Nice

That's quite tame by my standards!

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By *entleman55Man over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Shit pie

12" girthy cactus

Nice

That's quite tame by my standards!

Would make my eyes water

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

"Glitterbomb in the mail

That would be a treat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glitterbomb in the mail

Viscous.

A goldfish.

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

If they where my worst enemy. Why would I be buying them a present

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Steps CD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Steps CD"

Pmsl

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By *duk70Man over a year ago

langley

My ex wife

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Before my ex husband moved out he asked to borrow my car to go see his new girlfriend. He was very insecure about his bedroom abilities (and I discovered rightly so) infact he even had the cheek to ask me to but him condoms on my way home from work. There was only one more thing I could do.....

The cd player would stick so I burnt a cd with you think you're a man you're only a boy by full frontal...on repeat. He was forced to be reminded "he was not enough to satisfy me"

My parting gift

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Fresh dog poo

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

One of them bareback gangbangs they have these days that appal the clean livin fab elite

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

An empty box because that's how much they meant to me at the time.

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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Before my ex husband moved out he asked to borrow my car to go see his new girlfriend. He was very insecure about his bedroom abilities (and I discovered rightly so) infact he even had the cheek to ask me to but him condoms on my way home from work. There was only one more thing I could do.....

The cd player would stick so I burnt a cd with you think you're a man you're only a boy by full frontal...on repeat. He was forced to be reminded "he was not enough to satisfy me"

My parting gift

"
that's hilarious...

you have a cruel streak to you.. but a beautiful sexy person..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hot bath and a supposedly water proof toaster that's not so water proof

King

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By *inbadABCMan over a year ago

liverpool

Rope an lampost works lol or a gang of piggs

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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"A hot bath and a supposedly water proof toaster that's not so water proof

King "
what about a couple of crumpet too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An threesome with katie hopkins amd piers morgan

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I have no enemies and even if I did I'd not waste any time or emotion on them, let alone sending gifts. Even dangerous ones

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Having said that, a good half ton of glitter in an exploding box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mouth ulcers if they mention my name.

A constant wiff of cabbage would be good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wont waste effort on people like that

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

A year's membership of Weight Watchers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me in a bad mood

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

"Me in a bad mood

I can not believe some one as happy as you, would ever be in a bad mood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me in a bad mood

I can not believe some one as happy as you, would ever be in a bad mood. "

you aint seen my tax bill

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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Me in a bad mood

I can not believe some one as happy as you, would ever be in a bad mood.

you aint seen my tax bill"

Is that an innuendo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life membership to Fab!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me in a bad mood

I can not believe some one as happy as you, would ever be in a bad mood.

you aint seen my tax bill

Is that an innuendo?

hahaha,,sadly nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A very noisy toy for their noisy kid to make lots of noise with...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A years subscription to the politics forum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hitman.

If you can prove they cause nothing but misery and pain to alot of people and will never change, doing a world a favour in that manner, ought to be legal! Some people just aren't happy unless they're causing trouble. Vile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have enemies, I'm sure there must be people who don't like me, but I don't waste time thinking about them.

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By *inbadABCMan over a year ago

liverpool

Too much time to be a propa hellmelt about hateing standerd

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"A 12inch dildo and no lube !!"

My birthday is in April