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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh a white wine please. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll start with the hard stuff.

Tia Maria and diet please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Singing Lager lager lager lager and a large rose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just a for me thanks, I'm driving later

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh a white wine please. X

Of course

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple over a year ago

truro

J20 pleas x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" I'll start with the hard stuff.

Tia Maria and diet please

Starting early I like that here you go x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Singing Lager lager lager lager and a large rose

Alright then, no worries, here you go......2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cold frosty I.P.A. please barkeep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"just a for me thanks, I'm driving later

Of course, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scotch!

Been a long week so make it a triple

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cold frosty I.P.A. please barkeep

Of course, just for you PB, got it in specially

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Pint of Stowford Press... Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scotch!

Been a long week so make it a triple"

Woah that's hardcore, really must have been a hard week. Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of Stowford Press... Please

Sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love a vodka and Diet Coke please if you have any in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

A pint of coors and a bottle of jagermeister....I've had a hard day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love a vodka and Diet Coke please if you have any in?"

Of course I do, I have everything, here you go lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

A pint of coors and a bottle of jagermeister....I've had a hard day

Only if you share the bottle of jäger with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"J20 pleas x"

Sure, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scotch!

Been a long week so make it a triple

Woah that's hardcore, really must have been a hard week. Here you go

Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just a for me thanks, I'm driving later

Of course, here you go

Thank you kindly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A vodka lemon and lime please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A vodka lemon and lime please

No worries, here's yours

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple over a year ago

truro

"J20 pleas x

Sure, here you go

Thanks, maybe put half vodka in please, I don't normally drink so more then one and il be on the floor like a flapping fish # mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cold frosty I.P.A. please barkeep

Of course, just for you PB, got it in specially

Aww shucks

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Cava please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

A pint of coors and a bottle of jagermeister....I've had a hard day

Only if you share the bottle of jäger with me

Of course..pull up a seat

Better go for a packet of nuts also...dont like drinking on an empty stomach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cava please

Good call!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"J20 pleas x

Sure, here you go

Thanks, maybe put half vodka in please, I don't normally drink so more then one and il be on the floor like a flapping fish # mess

Hehe I'm usually a mess when I drink! Here you go however my measures are large!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cava please

Sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Save me a wine for later.. working till 7.30.. chin chin everyone else

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Cava please

Sure

You can have one too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

A pint of coors and a bottle of jagermeister....I've had a hard day

Only if you share the bottle of jäger with me

Of course..pull up a seat

Better go for a packet of nuts also...dont like drinking on an empty stomach

Oh I have a box of Krispy kremes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Save me a wine for later.. working till 7.30.. chin chin everyone else "

I may be squiffy by then but sure

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Vintage cider please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cava please

Sure

You can have one too

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vintage cider please

Sure, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cold frosty I.P.A. please barkeep

Of course, just for you PB, got it in specially

Aww shucks

I like to make sure my bar is stocked with people's favourite drinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Singing Lager lager lager lager and a large rose

Alright then, no worries, here you go......2 weeks

15 sleeps

cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice cold beer pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Singing Lager lager lager lager and a large rose

Alright then, no worries, here you go......2 weeks

15 sleeps

cheers

It's going to be messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice cold beer pls"

Sure, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you need a hand behind the bar? Orders seem to be coming in quite quick! Thirsty crowd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cold frosty I.P.A. please barkeep

Of course, just for you PB, got it in specially

Aww shucks

I like to make sure my bar is stocked with people's favourite drinks

Your bar is better stocked than my local!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tequila - leave the lime & salt, just pour me a shot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still at work, but no one will mind... Large glass of white wine please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have sex on the beach please?

And afterwards I'll orders drink..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice cold beer pls

Sure, here you go

The sexiest barmaid around do any of the cheesy lines work lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you need a hand behind the bar? Orders seem to be coming in quite quick! Thirsty crowd

I'm sorted for the moment thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tequila - leave the lime & salt, just pour me a shot

here you go

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Morgans and .

Any "other" ?

lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still at work, but no one will mind... Large glass of white wine please

Hehe I'll not tell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a disarrano and please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red wine please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morgans and .

Any "other" ?

lolol

Can I join you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have sex on the beach please?

And afterwards I'll orders drink.."

I'm offering drinks, think you're a little confused, there's no beaches here

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple over a year ago

truro

"J20 pleas x

Sure, here you go

Thanks, maybe put half vodka in please, I don't normally drink so more then one and il be on the floor like a flapping fish # mess

Hehe I'm usually a mess when I drink! Here you go however my measures are large!

Oh dear,best get the bowl out for people's keys, who ever gets my key please bring bucket with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice cold beer pls

Sure, here you go

The sexiest barmaid around do any of the cheesy lines work lol

Nah I'm immune to chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Large white please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morgans and .

Any "other" ?

lolol

I can do the drink sweetie, nothing else I'm afraid, if you are found with that other stuff on the premises you will be evicted, just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a disarrano and please"

Sure here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Red wine please "

Here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Large white please

Of course

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Its a long way...but you can "fly" back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As this is the only bar I'm going to tonight I'm going to ask for a cold glass of champagne

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" As this is the only bar I'm going to tonight I'm going to ask for a cold glass of champagne

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am driving later so a hot chocolate with cream would be great please xc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not supposed to ....but go on then! I'll be sociable.....please may I have a bottle of lambrini thanks....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tequila - leave the lime & salt, just pour me a shot

here you go "

Thank you! In fact, leave the bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pitcher of Woo Woo please and get yourself a drink from us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am driving later so a hot chocolate with cream would be great please xc"

Sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not supposed to ....but go on then! I'll be sociable.....please may I have a bottle of lambrini thanks....

Aye why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tequila - leave the lime & salt, just pour me a shot

here you go

Thank you! In fact, leave the bottle

Taking piss a little there, but okay then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pitcher of Woo Woo please and get yourself a drink from us

Of course and thank you very much

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Vintage cider please

Sure, here you go

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not supposed to ....but go on then! I'll be sociable.....please may I have a bottle of lambrini thanks....

Lambrini lol I love cherry lambrini

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vintage cider please

Sure, here you go

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pitcher of Woo Woo please and get yourself a drink from us

Of course and thank you very much

"
Dad always told me keep the Bar maid sweet and you'll get served faster as the night goes on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not supposed to ....but go on then! I'll be sociable.....please may I have a bottle of lambrini thanks....

Lambrini lol I love cherry lambrini

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pitcher of Woo Woo please and get yourself a drink from us

Of course and thank you very much

Dad always told me keep the Bar maid sweet and you'll get served faster as the night goes on

Until the barmaid is too squiffy and just says help yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not supposed to ....but go on then! I'll be sociable.....please may I have a bottle of lambrini thanks....

Lambrini lol I love cherry lambrini

I didn't know you could still buy it,

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Please may I have a double gin with ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please may I have a double gin with ice? "

Sure, here you go xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love a pint of Stella in a straight glass and a large white wine please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a disarrano and please

Sure here you go

Thanks very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love a pint of Stella in a straight glass and a large white wine please."

Of course, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just got myself a hot chocolate from a vending machine....

It's a bit watery.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just got myself a hot chocolate from a vending machine....

It's a bit watery.

PTU xxx "

I'm ever so sorry about that, the vending machine is rubbish, here's a hot chocolate with marshmallows, and sprinkles

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

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By *hinypants77Man over a year ago

Leeds

A pornstar, slippery nipple, blow job and a Jack Daniels and please. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

For you anything,can I join you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pornstar, slippery nipple, blow job and a Jack Daniels and please. X"

Woah hold on greedy, you buying for others?

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

For you anything,can I join you

Of course, no need to ask

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

alcohol free strawberry & lime Kopparberg please...driving later

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"alcohol free strawberry & lime Kopparberg please...driving later

Sure no worries

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

For you anything,can I join you

Of course, no need to ask

Do I have to keep my hands to myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Desperado please bar keep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

For you anything,can I join you

Of course, no need to ask

Sex on the beach followed by a Screaming Orgasm perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A Desperado please bar keep

Sure coming up

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

This bar has some hot staff!!

Whiskey sour please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

For you anything,can I join you

Of course, no need to ask

Sex on the beach followed by a Screaming Orgasm perhaps?

As long as you're speaking of cocktails

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This bar has some hot staff!!

Whiskey sour please"

Of course it does!

Sure, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

For you anything,can I join you

Of course, no need to ask

Sex on the beach followed by a Screaming Orgasm perhaps?

As long as you're speaking of cocktails

What else would I mean?

I'll have a Large Botanist Gin with Fever Tree Tonic please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

It's going to be messy

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

I'd say join us but I think I might have my hands full

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

For you anything,can I join you

Of course, no need to ask

Sex on the beach followed by a Screaming Orgasm perhaps?

As long as you're speaking of cocktails

What else would I mean?

I'll have a Large Botanist Gin with Fever Tree Tonic please

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

I'd say join us but I think I might have my hands full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

For you anything,can I join you

Of course, no need to ask

Sex on the beach followed by a Screaming Orgasm perhaps?

As long as you're speaking of cocktails

What else would I mean?

I'll have a Large Botanist Gin with Fever Tree Tonic please

Here you go

Thank you kindly

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

We know what happens when I'm tipsy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

I'd say join us but I think I might have my hands full

If you want me to hold anything then let me know

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

I'd say join us but I think I might have my hands full

If you want me to hold anything then let me know

My drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

I'd say join us but I think I might have my hands full

If you want me to hold anything then let me know

Looks like you may be taking over the bar at this rate as we may be a little busy

I'm hoping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gin please, by the bucket!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

I'd say join us but I think I might have my hands full

If you want me to hold anything then let me know

My drink?

This fingers stuck like this so it'll have to be my other hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cold pint with a jamesons chaser please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gin please, by the bucket! "

Sure xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cold pint with a jamesons chaser please x"

Sure, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

Can I have a pint of ale to start please SB?

Peach isn't here yet but she's on her way. Don't know what she'll be having, depends on what mood she's in. Ta very muchley

Fuzz

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

I'll take a pint and a white wine for the lady. ????

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

I'd say join us but I think I might have my hands full

If you want me to hold anything then let me know

My drink?

This fingers stuck like this so it'll have to be my other hand

Haha

sure we can think of some use for that finger....

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

I'll take a pint and a white wine for the lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

Can I have a pint of ale to start please SB?

Peach isn't here yet but she's on her way. Don't know what she'll be having, depends on what mood she's in. Ta very muchley

Fuzz"

Sure no worries

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

I'll take a pint and a white wine for the lady.

Sure here's your pint, who's the white wine for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cold pint with a jamesons chaser please x

Sure, here you go "

Thank you very much. Get yourself one too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

I'd say join us but I think I might have my hands full

If you want me to hold anything then let me know

My drink?

This fingers stuck like this so it'll have to be my other hand

Haha

sure we can think of some use for that finger...."

sure we could

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'll have a mojito please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a mojito please

Of course here you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cold pint with a jamesons chaser please x

Sure, here you go

Thank you very much. Get yourself one too x"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

Can I have a pint of ale to start please SB?

Peach isn't here yet but she's on her way. Don't know what she'll be having, depends on what mood she's in. Ta very muchley

Fuzz

Sure no worries

Glug glug glug ...ahhhh. T hanks SB that hit the spot. Now can I have a large G&T ice and lime whilst I wait for peach please?

Fuzz

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

Cranberry juice with patron

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

Can I have a pint of ale to start please SB?

Peach isn't here yet but she's on her way. Don't know what she'll be having, depends on what mood she's in. Ta very muchley

Fuzz

Sure no worries

Glug glug glug ...ahhhh. T hanks SB that hit the spot. Now can I have a large G&T ice and lime whilst I wait for peach please?

Fuzz"

Sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cranberry juice with patron

Yep, here you go

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

I'll take a pint and a white wine for the lady.

Sure here's your pint, who's the white wine for?

Well it could be you?

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By *quirtyMcSquirtyWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Cava please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

I'll take a pint and a white wine for the lady.

Sure here's your pint, who's the white wine for?

Well it could be you?

Don't like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cava please xx"

Sure no worries here you go

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

I'll take a pint and a white wine for the lady.

Sure here's your pint, who's the white wine for?

Well it could be you?

Don't like it

What evers your pleasure then. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double shot of straight vodka please after the day ive had

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

I'll take a pint and a white wine for the lady.

Sure here's your pint, who's the white wine for?

Well it could be you?

Don't like it

What evers your pleasure then. x

I'm a simple lady when I comes to alcohol, cider please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Double shot of straight vodka please after the day ive had

Sure, my measures are large though, pull up a stool if you wanna chat about having a shit day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

A pint of coors and a bottle of jagermeister....I've had a hard day

Only if you share the bottle of jäger with me

Of course..pull up a seat

Better go for a packet of nuts also...dont like drinking on an empty stomach

Oh I have a box of Krispy kremes

Haha

I will one day try a Krispy Kreme...but not today

Today is Jagerday

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

A nice cold g&t please lovely x

JG x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's nearly 5, I'm opening the bar and cracking open the cider.

What can I get you?

A pint of coors and a bottle of jagermeister....I've had a hard day

Only if you share the bottle of jäger with me

Of course..pull up a seat

Better go for a packet of nuts also...dont like drinking on an empty stomach

Oh I have a box of Krispy kremes

Haha

I will one day try a Krispy Kreme...but not today

Today is Jagerday

You mistake the comment, I wasn't offering!

come on lets crack open this jäger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A nice cold g&t please lovely x

JG x"

Sure if course

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By *quirtyMcSquirtyWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cava please xx

Sure no worries here you go

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

I'd say join us but I think I might have my hands full

If you want me to hold anything then let me know

My drink?

This fingers stuck like this so it'll have to be my other hand

Haha

sure we can think of some use for that finger...."

Oh my!

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By *urchoicenowCouple over a year ago

Ashford

What gins do you have?

Can I have a nordes with fevertree tonic please?

And whatever you're having

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

Mmmmm.......friday what do i fancy.....think i'll start with a nice glass of chardonnay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cocktail please. Something fruity and strong!

Don't you be getting tipsy now Miss Red

She's getting squiffy with me

Oh my.. I've seen what you two are like when you've had a bevvy

I'd say join us but I think I might have my hands full

If you want me to hold anything then let me know

My drink?

This fingers stuck like this so it'll have to be my other hand

Haha

sure we can think of some use for that finger....

Oh my!

Do you wanna rethink your offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What gins do you have?

Can I have a nordes with fevertree tonic please?

And whatever you're having "

Sure you can, and I'll have the same thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmmmm.......friday what do i fancy.....think i'll start with a nice glass of chardonnay

Of course, here you go lovely xx

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

Hmm a nice cold aspell please

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"Hmm a nice cold aspell please "
served with plenty of cleavage please lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hmm a nice cold aspell please "

Sure, here you go.

Can I just say that the bartender is rather squiffy right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello

. It's quite in here tonight? Is the quiz on?

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"Hmm a nice cold aspell please

Sure, here you go.

Can I just say that the bartender is rather squiffy right now

"
makes this all the more a great bar. Feel free to have a glug of this aspell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

. It's quite in here tonight? Is the quiz on? "

Fuck no quizzes, I'm rather squiffy, come join us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hmm a nice cold aspell please

Sure, here you go.

Can I just say that the bartender is rather squiffy right now

makes this all the more a great bar. Feel free to have a glug of this aspell"

I'm a great bar keep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

. It's quite in here tonight? Is the quiz on?

Fuck no quizzes, I'm rather squiffy, come join us

Squiffy?

. I don't t know what that is, but if i join you, i hope itll keep my hands warm?

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"Hmm a nice cold aspell please

Sure, here you go.

Can I just say that the bartender is rather squiffy right now

makes this all the more a great bar. Feel free to have a glug of this aspell

I'm a great bar keep!

"
certainly a very eye catching one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

. It's quite in here tonight? Is the quiz on?

Fuck no quizzes, I'm rather squiffy, come join us

Squiffy?

. I don't t know what that is, but if i join you, i hope itll keep my hands warm?

. "

Squiffy is d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hmm a nice cold aspell please

Sure, here you go.

Can I just say that the bartender is rather squiffy right now

makes this all the more a great bar. Feel free to have a glug of this aspell

I'm a great bar keep!

certainly a very eye catching one"

Nah try that on someone else I'm immune to chat ups!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

. It's quite in here tonight? Is the quiz on? "

Love a good quiz. Wanna make a team with me and? peach?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

. It's quite in here tonight? Is the quiz on?

Fuck no quizzes, I'm rather squiffy, come join us

When is quiz night SB?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Echo Falls "Fruit Fusion" please

The Summer Fruits one If you have it!

......yes, the one that is so drinkable it's gone in a split second

S xxx

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

A G and T or V and C please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

. It's quite in here tonight? Is the quiz on?

Fuck no quizzes, I'm rather squiffy, come join us

When is quiz night SB?

Fuzz

"
fuck knows! Maybe when I'm not so squiffy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Echo Falls "Fruit Fusion" please

The Summer Fruits one If you have it!

......yes, the one that is so drinkable it's gone in a split second

S xxx"

Sure and yes I will join you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A G and T or V and C please"

Of course, here you are x

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Pernod and OJ for me, and Disaronno amd cranberry juice for Jayne... have you got bar nuts too?

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