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Pssst! I'm not one to gossip but did you hear about the person above!?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What (made-up!!!) scandalous titbit or juicy piece of gossip have you heard about, or would you like to start about, the person above!
** JUST FOR FUN MIND! ** if you HAVE heard some real gossip for real then for gawds sake DON'T post it here of course!! 
Play nicely, and please no deliberate skipping!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His cock used to be 12" long but the missus caught him wanking to clown porn and chopped 2/3 of it off!"
What was the forum
Post about. Got lost looking at pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard that PTU, isn't tied up what so ever. Infact, she hasn't seen a length of rope in years...if you know what I mean 
He doesn't even like cake! "
She has webbed feet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Infrequentdalliance works for the Daily Mail and is heading to the Manchester Social and Secret Tea Party for the latest salacious exposé on swinging! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The female half of bounce and boom is stunning 
Stole a quad bike
Is playing innocent to lure young men into her cage under the stairs!"
Wants to lick peaches webbed feet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teamworkboy's team secretly hate him and say he smells of fish. Danberks loves the Catfish series, in fact look out for him on there soon "
Wasn't born at all but created in a lab |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"YorkshireCPL are really born and bred Lancastrians and have a gag reflex if anyone even mentions the words 'Yorkshire Pudding' "
DanBerks puts on the nice guy persona - he's really an evil criminal mastermind who sits stroking a fluffy white cat whilst plotting Fab's downfall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YorkshireCPL are really born and bred Lancastrians and have a gag reflex if anyone even mentions the words 'Yorkshire Pudding'
DanBerks puts on the nice guy persona - he's really an evil criminal mastermind who sits stroking a fluffy white cat whilst plotting Fab's downfall."
Re: legal advice.
Fuzz |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Danberks only shops at M&S
Is secretly a hardened swinger with a front garden overgrown by pampas grass
He has an ankle chain to prove it.
Fuzz"
Peachfuzz actually got their name from being members of The Strang-lers and Fuzzbox respectively |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Danberks only shops at M&S
Is secretly a hardened swinger with a front garden overgrown by pampas grass
He has an ankle chain to prove it.
Fuzz
Peachfuzz actually got their name from being members of The Strang-lers and Fuzzbox respectively "
There is actually only one Gemini man.
Fuzz |
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By *eek12Man
over a year ago
lakenheath |
"He uses the same pictures on here as he does on Facebook. 
Wears a Wonder Woman t-shirt to throw people off the scent that she actually IS Wonder Woman "
Has major chafing from going commando in jeans. |
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"He uses the same pictures on here as he does on Facebook.
Wears a Wonder Woman t-shirt to throw people off the scent that she actually IS Wonder Woman
Has major chafing from going commando in jeans."
Habla muy bien el castellano, pero sólo porque quiere ligar con las españolistas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He uses the same pictures on here as he does on Facebook.
Wears a Wonder Woman t-shirt to throw people off the scent that she actually IS Wonder Woman
Has major chafing from going commando in jeans.
Habla muy bien el castellano, pero sólo porque quiere ligar con las españolistas "
I shouldn't gossip but I've heard yer one, you know Mrs SB? Well I've heard she's a bit 'loose' if you know what I mean, she does be on those funny sites, they're into that whole swinging malarky
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He uses the same pictures on here as he does on Facebook.
Wears a Wonder Woman t-shirt to throw people off the scent that she actually IS Wonder Woman
Has major chafing from going commando in jeans.
Habla muy bien el castellano, pero sólo porque quiere ligar con las españolistas
I shouldn't gossip but I've heard yer one, you know Mrs SB? Well I've heard she's a bit 'loose' if you know what I mean, she does be on those funny sites, they're into that whole swinging malarky
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He makes all his meets play uno with him, if you lose you have to do the walk of shame to nearest store and buy extra small condoms for the meet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enigmatic is the original inspiration for gru in despicable me
The female half of YorkshireCPL uses old net curtains dyed for her body stockings"
I've heard geminiman has faked all of his orgasms. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Enigmatic is the original inspiration for gru in despicable me
The female half of YorkshireCPL uses old net curtains dyed for her body stockings
I've heard geminiman fake all of his orgasms. "
FTFY
Rachael's foof smells of a mixture of marmalade and Rive Gauche |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enigmatic is the original inspiration for gru in despicable me
The female half of YorkshireCPL uses old net curtains dyed for her body stockings
I've heard geminiman fake all of his orgasms.
FTFY
Rachael's foof smells of a mixture of marmalade and Rive Gauche "
Gemini man has been known to be so keen to 'go down' he doesn't finish his mouthful of marmalade on toast |
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By *eek12Man
over a year ago
lakenheath |
"Enigmatic is the original inspiration for gru in despicable me
The female half of YorkshireCPL uses old net curtains dyed for her body stockings
I've heard geminiman fake all of his orgasms.
FTFY
Rachael's foof smells of a mixture of marmalade and Rive Gauche
Gemini man has been known to be so keen to 'go down' he doesn't finish his mouthful of marmalade on toast "
Rachael wants to be a soccer mom, so she puts 4 in the rear and 2 in the front. |
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"Wished he'd of stayed with Coldplay instead of splitting over artistic differences "
Lacey and Sam went on separate blind dates (meets) but they were both that d*unk when they turned up they didn't even realise that they had met each other until they woke up in the morning
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enigmatic is the original inspiration for gru in despicable me
The female half of YorkshireCPL uses old net curtains dyed for her body stockings
I've heard geminiman fake all of his orgasms.
FTFY
Rachael's foof smells of a mixture of marmalade and Rive Gauche
Gemini man has been known to be so keen to 'go down' he doesn't finish his mouthful of marmalade on toast
Rachael wants to be a soccer mom, so she puts 4 in the rear and 2 in the front. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Danas version of hiding from stupid people, is to lock them in cages in her basement. If they talk, she "squirts" them in their face like water boarding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peach fuzz are really not peaches at all.... They take hot males, lock them up and whip their peach bums instead. If you talk back, you are caged and edged for eternity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is good on toast
Fuzz
Did you hear peachfuzz sneaks out at to pickkk up young cubs or do they"
Stiff missta isn't always so stiff. He sticks a banana in his pants for his pics x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is good on toast
Fuzz
Did you hear peachfuzz sneaks out at to pickkk up young cubs or do they
Stiff missta isn't always so stiff. He sticks a banana in his pants for his pics x "
Hahaha can you put the bannana in for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is good on toast
Fuzz
Did you hear peachfuzz sneaks out at to pickkk up young cubs or do they
Stiff missta isn't always so stiff. He sticks a banana in his pants for his pics x
Hahaha can you put the bannana in for me"
He spends hours and hours in the gym looking in the mirror... apparently... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is good on toast
Fuzz
Did you hear peachfuzz sneaks out at to pickkk up young cubs or do they
Stiff missta isn't always so stiff. He sticks a banana in his pants for his pics x
Hahaha can you put the bannana in for me"
I have a whole bunch to pick from x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Liars, I just want it on record that it's an Honda Cub c90 actually, the jacket is faux-leather and I'm only interested in North Eastern woman for sexual reasons, so there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Liars, I just want it on record that it's an Honda Cub c90 actually, the jacket is faux-leather and I'm only interested in North Eastern woman for sexual reasons, so there! "
Sexual reasons are good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Liars, I just want it on record that it's an Honda Cub c90 actually, the jacket is faux-leather and I'm only interested in North Eastern woman for sexual reasons, so there!
Sexual reasons are good "
Is there any other reason |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Liars, I just want it on record that it's an Honda Cub c90 actually, the jacket is faux-leather and I'm only interested in North Eastern woman for sexual reasons, so there!
Sexual reasons are good
Is there any other reason "
Hmmmm good question
May I take your green boxers off with My teeth pleeeeese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did here about camping trip he went on with the Pope, Michael Gove and rabbit...
I heard it was an "intense" experience...
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The reason for his username is that he eats them whilst having sex ...gets proper turned on by it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did here about camping trip he went on with the Pope, Michael Gove and rabbit...
I heard it was an "intense" experience...
The reason for his username is that he eats them whilst having sex ...gets proper turned on by it "
Her ass was inspiration for Kardashians |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Did here about camping trip he went on with the Pope, Michael Gove and rabbit...
I heard it was an "intense" experience...
The reason for his username is that he eats them whilst having sex ...gets proper turned on by it "
It's not really "Just" Jo...she's actually an octuplet and her and her sisters take it in turns to man the profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her ass is fake and she stole a pack of wotsils from me!"
He has developed what's known as ball-cock. Usually common to plumbers, this rare condition makes your penis swell to rugby ball size and glow red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her ass is fake and she stole a pack of wotsils from me!
He has developed what's known as ball-cock. Usually common to plumbers, this rare condition makes your penis swell to rugby ball size and glow red "
sends lovely messages |
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Miss honey is actually a blow up doll, and owned by a weird american who pretends to be her from his mansion in alaska.
Miss honey is nothing more then a beautiful beach toy |
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