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The great debate...cob or batch
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over a year ago
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Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!! 
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
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FUCKING TEA CAKES HAVE CURRENTS IN EM!
I just want to see the world burn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
"
How the fuck is it EVER cake! You don't find them in supermarkets next to the other cakes do you? No, you find them in the bread isle!
Fucking cakes   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a bloody bread cake!
(My South Yorkshire accent didn't 'alf come out there.  )
Please leave
Remove yourself  "
https://youtu.be/PV3_UHG73oQ
Please watch that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
How the fuck is it EVER cake! You don't find them in supermarkets next to the other cakes do you? No, you find them in the bread isle!
Fucking cakes "
Actually, in Aldi everything's in the general bakery section.
Whatever YOU do in the Black Country init.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
How the fuck is it EVER cake! You don't find them in supermarkets next to the other cakes do you? No, you find them in the bread isle!
Fucking cakes
Actually, in Aldi everything's in the general bakery section.
Whatever YOU do in the Black Country init. "
Not from the Black Country  |
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
"
A tea cake is chocolate with mallow and biscuit inside. Wrapped in silver and red foil! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's a bloody bread cake!
(My South Yorkshire accent didn't 'alf come out there. )
Please leave
Remove yourself
https://youtu.be/PV3_UHG73oQ
Please watch that
That's you "
Ha!
Please look at my arse.
That's you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
How the fuck is it EVER cake! You don't find them in supermarkets next to the other cakes do you? No, you find them in the bread isle!
Fucking cakes
Actually, in Aldi everything's in the general bakery section.
Whatever YOU do in the Black Country init. "
But they still aren't next to the real cakes is my point! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
A tea cake is chocolate with mallow and biscuit inside. Wrapped in silver and red foil! "
Tunnocks Tea cakes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
How the fuck is it EVER cake! You don't find them in supermarkets next to the other cakes do you? No, you find them in the bread isle!
Fucking cakes
Actually, in Aldi everything's in the general bakery section.
Whatever YOU do in the Black Country init.
But they still aren't next to the real cakes is my point! "
They're NEAR the real cakes is my point!
(I know Birmingham's not black country!) |
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
A tea cake is chocolate with mallow and biscuit inside. Wrapped in silver and red foil!
Tunnocks Tea cakes "
Aye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*to the uneducated amongst us*
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cobs I can tell you I don't have cobs, but what I do have are a very particular set of teacakes. Teacakes I have acquired over a very long career. Teacakes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you accept they are called teacakes, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
How the fuck is it EVER cake! You don't find them in supermarkets next to the other cakes do you? No, you find them in the bread isle!
Fucking cakes
Actually, in Aldi everything's in the general bakery section.
Whatever YOU do in the Black Country init.
But they still aren't next to the real cakes is my point!
They're NEAR the real cakes is my point!
(I know Birmingham's not black country!)"
Pointless mentioning the Black Country then
They might be NEAR because inherently Aldi stores are generally smaller than the bigger supermarkets but it still doesn't make them cakes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
A tea cake is chocolate with mallow and biscuit inside. Wrapped in silver and red foil!
Tunnocks Tea cakes
Aye "
And gorgeous they are two, along with the caramel bars! Ohhh now missus you've started a craving |
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over a year ago
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"Batch.And one other thing a "buttie"/butty without butter on the bread is not a butty.That one does my head in."
yes that is so, you do look the perfect buttie boy |
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ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
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The only people who call it a scoane are the people who drink tea with their pinkie up.
And the place is pronounced Scoon.
*Picks up award for win* |
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"Most definitely a cob! Problem with living here is if I go into greggs and ask for a bacon cob for my breakfast they ain't got a clue what I want. I find myself calling it a batch "
It's a batch in Bed'uth? Three miles down the road in Hinckley it's still a cob! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
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Nah, it is S cone when you have them but once eaten it is scon (it's gone)
As for bread rolls, at the moment it's Lidl diamond shaped cheese topped rolls please |
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"Most definitely a cob! Problem with living here is if I go into greggs and ask for a bacon cob for my breakfast they ain't got a clue what I want. I find myself calling it a batch
It's a batch in Bed'uth? Three miles down the road in Hinckley it's still a cob!"
Wierd thing I've noticed when working in Nuneaton is you get a mix of both. Some places sell cobs and others batches |
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Just been in Tescoughs and their Finest white Cob is a sliced loaf of bread...
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https://m.tesco.com/h5/groceries/r/www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/default.aspx?id=291368494
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A cob is NOT a barm, it's not a bap, it's not a batch, it's not a roll.
A cob is crusty. It's like a mini loaf. Crusty on the outside. Fluffy on the inside.
Butter it thickly and stuff with cheese and onion ......
Better than an orgasm...... |
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"Just been in Tescoughs and their Finest white Cob is a sliced loaf of bread...
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https://m.tesco.com/h5/groceries/r/www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/default.aspx?id=291368494
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xx"
No.
Crusty cobs are little. You are looking at a cob loaf. |
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
FUCKING TEA CAKES HAVE CURRENTS IN EM!
I just want to see the world burn."
Tunnock's tea cakes don't |
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
FUCKING TEA CAKES HAVE CURRENTS IN EM!
I just want to see the world burn.
Tunnock's tea cakes don't"
And up here in Scotland, it's a roll. Roll on sausage, bacon/egg roll etc.
Ask for a cob and you'll be looked at like you've 3 heads! |
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"Sorry but you're all wrong
It's a fucking teacake!!!!
Can we have another thread to educate the bollock brains who pronounce scone as scon
ITS SCONE!!! As in TRAFFIC CONE JUST PUT AN S IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY C!!!
*angry mic drop*
FUCKING TEA CAKES HAVE CURRENTS IN EM!
I just want to see the world burn.
Tunnock's tea cakes don't
And up here in Scotland, it's a roll. Roll on sausage, bacon/egg roll etc.
Ask for a cob and you'll be looked at like you've 3 heads!"
quite right too, a bloody cob! |
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On another note
Hubby came back from doing a quote up on n the north somewhere last winter.
He had stooped to grab a bite at a chippy butvwas gobsmacked when they asked him if he wanted Gravy (on chips, really) he said no thanks I'll just have a cob to go with them.
They just looked at him blankly
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