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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just for shits and giggles.
Men, you have to argue that Theresa May is sexier than Jeremy Corbyn
Women, you have to argue that Jeremy Corbyn is sexier than Theresa May
tg/ts, side with the gender you identify with the most (sorry if that's not politically correct)
and I know people won't find them attractive at all blah blah blah, but its just for fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course she is.
If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.
He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.
And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course she is.
If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.
He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.
And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck "
But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of course she is.
If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.
He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.
And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck "
And already we have the winner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In Hollyood terms, Jezza looks like a kindly uncle. May looks like a wicked witch.
When Jezza laughs, it's because he gets the joke. When May laughs, it's because advisors told her to.
Jezza could present anything from Top Gear to Top of the Pops. May could present some boring politics show on a Sunday morning when you've got a hangover and don't need more bloody politics.
Jezza's facial hair is intentional.
Jezza's probably had a few spliffs in his time. May sticks to Benylin.
Jezza's never had a gin and tonic in his life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd meet him, buy him a special brew, ask him how it felt to lose the election for labour, enquirer how his Sinn Fein buddies felt about the Ulster unionists in Westminster.
He would not get a nosh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tess rhymes with yes!
*its the best I've got. 
Corbyn, I'm in 
What? Like, really in him? Strap on to the hilt? "
The forum thread "I'm in", I'd have said "Corbyn is ace, he better brace! " imf I meant the other.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of course she is.
If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.
He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.
And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck
But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists) "
He has a personality? Maybe but I've never met a Marxist with a sense of humour ..... Harpo marxists are exempt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of course she is.
If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.
He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.
And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck
But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists)
He has a personality? Maybe but I've never met a Marxist with a sense of humour that I think is funny ..... Harpo marxists are exempt "
FTFY
Not everyone finds your sense of humour funny either! Shock horror! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of course she is.
If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.
He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.
And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck
But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists)
He has a personality? Maybe but I've never met a Marxist with a sense of humour that I think is funny ..... Harpo marxists are exempt
FTFY
Not everyone finds your sense of humour funny either! Shock horror! "
MWA xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists) "
Yeah, like that would make any difference |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists)
Yeah, like that would make any difference "
Got to have the *right* personality (or left for me!) |
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If Mrs May was on here, her username would be " Theresa_bloody_well_will .
She is known to be a fan of outdoor pursuits and if you should happen by a country field this summer you may glimpse her Thatch(er) in the rye.
We all know she is for the few not the many so any partners can feel quite special |
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