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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So on the nocturnal thread we have been sharing interesting facts about the clitoris. Now I want to study cock.

What amazing things should we know about the cock, your cock, a cock?!

(Rooster facts welcome too)

Straight in:

"Foreskins can be used to make skin grafts for burn victims. One foreskin can actually provide four acres worth of grafted skin."

Amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Acre?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The majority of cock threads are started by men.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself a blowjob...however, its estimated that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Acre?

"

This is what the internet says and thus it must be true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The majority of cock threads are started by men."

I like to buck the trend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I now have a very disturbing farm field in my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself a blowjob...however, its estimated that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point "

Are you that one, Alfie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I now have a very disturbing farm field in my mind"

I know, right?!

Welcome to my field of foreskin. Field of dreams!

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By *airymagicWoman  over a year ago

goblin city

The cockeral fertises the egg just before its shell goes on

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Foghorn Leghorn's favourite song is Rooster - Alice In Chains

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The cockeral fertises the egg just before its shell goes on"

Cracking fact! Eggcellent work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Foghorn Leghorn's favourite song is Rooster - Alice In Chains

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs"

Horny!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Google double dick dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Google double dick dude "

Nods.

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By *ulldog_71Man  over a year ago

Sedgefield

The average cock sends at least 20 'lets fuck' messages a day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The average cock sends at least 20 'lets fuck' messages a day!"

Whereas a total cock sends more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Apparently the average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is 7,200.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The smallest penis in the animal kingdom coming in at 0.2 inches belongs to the shrew!

#shrews

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By *ulldog_71Man  over a year ago

Sedgefield

The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of more than two hundred and fifteen cocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of more than two hundred and fifteen cocks "

Wanna make it 216?

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By *ulldog_71Man  over a year ago

Sedgefield


"The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of more than two hundred and fifteen cocks

Wanna make it 216? "

depends wanna help me try to pull it off lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of more than two hundred and fifteen cocks

Wanna make it 216?

depends wanna help me try to pull it off lol "

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire


"I now have a very disturbing farm field in my mind

I know, right?!

Welcome to my field of foreskin. Field of dreams! "

Wank it and they will cum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently the average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is 7,200. "

Is that all!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The smallest penis in the animal kingdom coming in at 0.2 inches belongs to the shrew!

#shrews"

No, that was my ex he had a teeny weeny, was with him for years! During that time I learnt the art of masterbation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself a blowjob...however, its estimated that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point "

LMFAO

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Google double dick dude "

I did...

Some things cannot be unseen...

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By *lmostthereMan  over a year ago

Southampton


"I now have a very disturbing farm field in my mind

I know, right?!

Welcome to my field of foreskin. Field of dreams! "

Watch out for Theresa May running through it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I now have a very disturbing farm field in my mind

I know, right?!

Welcome to my field of foreskin. Field of dreams! "

If you build it, they will cum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I had a cock I would keep my hands in my pockets and feel cocky all day

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

Apparently getting kicked in the balls made me a land owner.

Well I ended up with two Acres

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently getting kicked in the balls made me a land owner.

Well I ended up with two Acres "

Made me chuckle

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Apparently getting kicked in the balls made me a land owner.

Well I ended up with two Acres

Made me chuckle "

Does that mean I now have a Small Holding?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently getting kicked in the balls made me a land owner.

Well I ended up with two Acres "

Yay.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently getting kicked in the balls made me a land owner.

Well I ended up with two Acres

Made me chuckle

Does that mean I now have a Small Holding? "

Hang on....I'll go have a look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently getting kicked in the balls made me a land owner.

Well I ended up with two Acres

Made me chuckle

Does that mean I now have a Small Holding? "

It depends how large your output is at harvest.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

The Victor Wynd museum of curiosities in East London currently displays the erect penis of a man who was hanged.

Apparently it was common for hanged men to get a hard on due to the asphyxiation.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"The Victor Wynd museum of curiosities in East London currently displays the erect penis of a man who was hanged.

Apparently it was common for hanged men to get a hard on due to the asphyxiation."

*Mummified erect penis*

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK


"Apparently the average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is 7,200. "

"Careful you only get a bucket & half" - Max, Phoenix Nights

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Victor Wynd museum of curiosities in East London currently displays the erect penis of a man who was hanged.

Apparently it was common for hanged men to get a hard on due to the asphyxiation."

More likely because the blood supply is cut off to the other head again.....

I also wonder how many men will want to be 'well hung' now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently the average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is 7,200. "

Lifetime?? 32 years old and must have beat that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The average penis size is one sky remote. And there are at least 267 different angles of which you can take a photo of a penis

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"The Victor Wynd museum of curiosities in East London currently displays the erect penis of a man who was hanged.

Apparently it was common for hanged men to get a hard on due to the asphyxiation.

More likely because the blood supply is cut off to the other head again.....

I also wonder how many men will want to be 'well hung' now "

At least they can say they went out like Bruce Willis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cock's and to my knowledge only my cock's sperm acts like a life serum.

Just 1 shot and you'll feel energised again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can lick the end of my dick

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Apparently the average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is 7,200. "

Challenge accepted haha

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