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The somewhat tardy late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. You didn't think you were going to get one tonight. But here I am, to give you one. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Hanging the curtains? Eating a sandwich? Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. And chat about anything you want with other pervy night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Wednesdays. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hiya Jimbo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening.was perving too long tonight.time for bed I think

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Evening Jim. I had planned to be asleep long before now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening.was perving too long tonight.time for bed I think

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening ER. Having fun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I had planned to be asleep long before now

Good evening Honey.

I wasn't expecting to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening.was perving too long tonight.time for bed I think

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening ER. Having fun?"

Seen plenty cock anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

evening all..enjoy the late shift

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening.was perving too long tonight.time for bed I think

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening ER. Having fun?

Seen plenty cock anyway

Dirty girl!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Giving me one?! Ooooh errrrr.

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By *eek12Man over a year ago

lakenheath

Evening Jim, just got home from work. So just creepin

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Evening Jim. I had planned to be asleep long before now

Good evening Honey.

I wasn't expecting to see you. "

I'm usually fast asleep and dreaming of delightful things by now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

evening all..enjoy the late shift "

Cowabunga Hine. How are things with you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, late one tonight. X

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

Evening Jim, it's been so long since I've been out so late !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Giving me one?! Ooooh errrrr.

Oh yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so glad you're giving us all one, James. No one gives it like you do.

I'm off to bed. I hope you had an awesome day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Giving me one?! Ooooh errrrr.

Oh yeah."

Rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, just got home from work. So just creepin

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Zeek. Put your your feet up.

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By *eek12Man over a year ago

lakenheath

"Evening Jim, just got home from work. So just creepin

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Zeek. Put your your feet up. "

LOL done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, late one tonight. X "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Angie. I hope you're well. Better late than never. x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!"

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, it's been so long since I've been out so late !"

Cowabunga James. Stay out all night, party on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jimbo, good evening gang

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening James

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, late one tonight. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Angie. I hope you're well. Better late than never. x"

That is true, yes I'm good thanks. Just listening to a bit of Ed Sheerhan x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening people

Evening Luke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm so glad you're giving us all one, James. No one gives it like you do.

I'm off to bed. I hope you had an awesome day."

good evening Courtney. I wouldn't go as far as to say today was awesome, but it was good. Your holiday certainly looked awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello everyone x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Giving me one?! Ooooh errrrr.

Oh yeah.

Rude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red 5 standing by

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, just got home from work. So just creepin

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Zeek. Put your your feet up.

LOL done

Good man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Hello

Alright?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x"

Little star

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Hello

Alright?!"

Coping... you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls? "

Come forth and let me pluck them majestically for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls? "

Good de-euphemising, James. That could have caused much confusion!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo, good evening gang

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley and your arty avatar.

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By *eek12Man over a year ago

lakenheath

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls? "

I can do it, being in the service has taught me how. Don't even mind anymore LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Hello

Alright?!

Coping... you?"

Much slower here, innit?! Relaxing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Hi Indy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

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By *atty30Couple over a year ago

birmingham

Good evening Jim just put feet up would like them rubbed prrrrfect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Hi Indy!"

Hi Estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening people

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening Luke. Welcome to The somewhat tardy late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Hello

Alright?!

Coping... you?

Much slower here, innit?! Relaxing"

I'm on an epileptic fit come down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Hi Indy!

Hi Estella

We will be picking up the marrow and running with it later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Hello

Alright?!

Coping... you?

Much slower here, innit?! Relaxing

I'm on an epileptic fit come down

You were virtually having a panic attack

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Estella.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Hi Indy!

Hi Estella

We will be picking up the marrow and running with it later.

Good good

Don't want those veggies feeling left out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo, good evening gang

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley and your arty avatar."

Don't worry, I just lay there looking glorious as a team of photographers rushed round frantically to capture sufficient...

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

'Ow do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Estella.

It is now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, late one tonight. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Angie. I hope you're well. Better late than never. x

That is true, yes I'm good thanks. Just listening to a bit of Ed Sheerhan x "

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Hello

Alright?!

Coping... you?

Much slower here, innit?! Relaxing

I'm on an epileptic fit come down

You were virtually having a panic attack

I was even on the verge of saying: '...this is just stupid, what idiot's idea was coming on here...'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Hi Indy!

Hi Estella

We will be picking up the marrow and running with it later.

Good good

Don't want those veggies feeling left out

Past midnight it will be *clit fact of the day*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Ow do?

There she is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed. "

I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Hello

Alright?!

Coping... you?

Much slower here, innit?! Relaxing

I'm on an epileptic fit come down

You were virtually having a panic attack

I was even on the verge of saying: '...this is just stupid, what idiot's idea was coming on here...'"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

It's liberating though, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Hello

Alright?!

Coping... you?

Much slower here, innit?! Relaxing

I'm on an epileptic fit come down

You were virtually having a panic attack

I was even on the verge of saying: '...this is just stupid, what idiot's idea was coming on here...'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hey kinkyminx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Red 5 standing by "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Mike. That's good to know. Please inform us when Red 5 is activated.

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By *rGuyMan over a year ago

Croydon

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

K'plah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*loads cow onto siege engine*

Evening all

*bungs cow*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening to you Indy. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*loads cow onto siege engine*

Evening all

*bungs cow*"

Cowabunga Quietly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

It's good to talk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour."

I associate you with the prefix Mid, James

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

It's good to talk."

It is! We should talk more. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening to you Indy. Smileyface"

Evening Jim

So.... time for marrows and courgettes then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls?

Come forth and let me pluck them majestically for you."

Ace or me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger, midnight was going to be my bed time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls?

Come forth and let me pluck them majestically for you.

Ace or me? "

Well I have two hands

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By *eek12Man over a year ago

lakenheath

"Evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening to you Indy. Smileyface

Evening Jim

So.... time for marrows and courgettes then?

I'm intrigued....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls?

Good de-euphemising, James. That could have caused much confusion!

I'm here to help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

I'm a good girl

I'll have you know that the most rude thing I've done in them chatrooms is eat cake and ice cream.

While naked.

Shortly before making myself cum on cam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

I'm a good girl

I'll have you know that the most rude thing I've done in them chatrooms is eat cake and ice cream.

While naked.

Shortly before making myself cum on cam."

Cake and ice cream? You bad, bad girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim just put feet up would like them rubbed prrrrfect."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Patty. Have this virtual foot rub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls?

Good de-euphemising, James. That could have caused much confusion!

I'm here to help."

*puts potato peeler down*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo, good evening gang

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley and your arty avatar.

Don't worry, I just lay there looking glorious as a team of photographers rushed round frantically to capture sufficient..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

I'm a good girl

I'll have you know that the most rude thing I've done in them chatrooms is eat cake and ice cream.

While naked.

Shortly before making myself cum on cam."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you for the smiles, gang. Na night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Ow do?

Alright.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Estella.

It is now. "

Ayyy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

I'm a good girl

I'll have you know that the most rude thing I've done in them chatrooms is eat cake and ice cream.

While naked.

Shortly before making myself cum on cam.

Cake and ice cream? You bad, bad girl

I spanked myself in punishment.

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By *onyMan over a year ago

cambridshire

thought id say hello after creeping on the thread for the last 5 mins! thanks for putting up a place for the night owls Jim

and hello everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

I'm a good girl

I'll have you know that the most rude thing I've done in them chatrooms is eat cake and ice cream.

While naked.

Shortly before making myself cum on cam.

Y U

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you for the smiles, gang. Na night x"

Night Alley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thought id say hello after creeping on the thread for the last 5 mins! thanks for putting up a place for the night owls Jim

and hello everyone!

Hello Gony! Welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

I'm a good girl

I'll have you know that the most rude thing I've done in them chatrooms is eat cake and ice cream.

While naked.

Shortly before making myself cum on cam.

Y U

It's a good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

I'm a good girl

I'll have you know that the most rude thing I've done in them chatrooms is eat cake and ice cream.

While naked.

Shortly before making myself cum on cam.

Y U

I did it too but just didn't type it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Estella.

It is now.

Ayyy."

you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thought id say hello after creeping on the thread for the last 5 mins! thanks for putting up a place for the night owls Jim

and hello everyone!

Hello!

Welcome to the asylum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening Penn. Welcome aboard this tardy version of The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

I'm a good girl

I'll have you know that the most rude thing I've done in them chatrooms is eat cake and ice cream.

While naked.

Shortly before making myself cum on cam.

Y U

It's a good

Tartlet

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By *onyMan over a year ago

cambridshire

I bet Ben an Jerry love it when they see you cumming to the freezer! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"K'plah! "

Cowabunga!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

Hiya!

Were you rude in ze chatrooms? Whenever I go on I lose my clothes quite quickly

Was that shocking news?

Nah, I shoulda guessed.

I'm a good girl

I'll have you know that the most rude thing I've done in them chatrooms is eat cake and ice cream.

While naked.

Shortly before making myself cum on cam.

Y U

I did it too but just didn't type it

Sorry

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Good morning all

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By *eek12Man over a year ago

lakenheath

"thought id say hello after creeping on the thread for the last 5 mins! thanks for putting up a place for the night owls Jim

and hello everyone!

Hello!

Welcome to the asylum

Please remember to take your meds and follow me for straight jacket fitting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning all

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is past midnight, so it is day three of clit fact after dark....!!

The clitoris contains 8,000 deliciously sensitive nerve endings, double the nerve endings in the glans of a penis. Sorry, guys.

I think we may have all known this already though. Nothing beats the courgette and the marrow!

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By *onyMan over a year ago

cambridshire

got one in black already lol

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Good morning all

Hello

Hello indy

I trust you are well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning all

Hello

Hello indy

I trust you are well?

Very thank you.

Just getting my fix of The lost boys film

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls?

Good de-euphemising, James. That could have caused much confusion!

Don't worry, panic over. Spuds are peeled and garlic & herb roasties are on their way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The clitoris varies in size and shape on different women. Some are hidden under the hood, and some stick out. Some like to be touched softly and others like a lot of pressure. It takes time to get to know a woman’s clitoris. Don’t assume that you know what it likes. Take your time and get to know each unique clitoris, just like you would take the time to get to know the woman it is attached to."

(I love how that is written)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*loads cow onto siege engine*

Evening all

*bungs cow*"

That sounds like an awful contraption. A weapon that flings cows about. Morrissey won't be happy. But Morrissey never is happy. Carry on loading you siege engine.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"'Ow do?

There she is

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Good morning all

Hello

Hello indy

I trust you are well?

Very thank you.

Just getting my fix of The lost boys film

I haven't seen The Lost Boys in ages!

It's a cool film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls?

Good de-euphemising, James. That could have caused much confusion!

Don't worry, panic over. Spuds are peeled and garlic & herb roasties are on their way

Lush!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is past midnight, so it is day three of clit fact after dark....!!

The clitoris contains 8,000 deliciously sensitive nerve endings, double the nerve endings in the glans of a penis. Sorry, guys.

I think we may have all known this already though. Nothing beats the courgette and the marrow!"

Those nerve endings though....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello everyone x

Little star

Hiya! I've been in the Chatrooms!

It's good to talk.

It is! We should talk more. x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*loads cow onto siege engine*

Evening all

*bungs cow*

That sounds like an awful contraption. A weapon that flings cows about. Morrissey won't be happy. But Morrissey never is happy. Carry on loading you siege engine."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""The clitoris varies in size and shape on different women. Some are hidden under the hood, and some stick out. Some like to be touched softly and others like a lot of pressure. It takes time to get to know a woman’s clitoris. Don’t assume that you know what it likes. Take your time and get to know each unique clitoris, just like you would take the time to get to know the woman it is attached to."

(I love how that is written)"

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By *rGuyMan over a year ago

Croydon

"Good evening all

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening Penn. Welcome aboard this tardy version of The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface"

Better late than never as they say lol. Been a while since I made it on in time for the late night thread but I'm back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is past midnight, so it is day three of clit fact after dark....!!

The clitoris contains 8,000 deliciously sensitive nerve endings, double the nerve endings in the glans of a penis. Sorry, guys.

I think we may have all known this already though. Nothing beats the courgette and the marrow!

Those nerve endings though....

Ooooooft. Indeed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening to you Indy. Smileyface

Evening Jim

So.... time for marrows and courgettes then?

And peace, love and bananas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)"

Thankfully I know mine terrifically well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could listen to Estella's clit facts all night.

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Have you taken time today, Indy, to get to know *your* clitoris?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could listen to Estella's clit facts all night.

Any more?

So many more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls?

Come forth and let me pluck them majestically for you.

Ace or me?

Well I have two hands

Ace, we both shall have magnificent bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Thankfully I know mine terrifically well

Now you have to let everyone else get to know it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls?

Come forth and let me pluck them majestically for you.

Ace or me?

Well I have two hands

Ace, we both are magnificent bollocks.

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm catching up on Dr Who on Netflix.

Jenna Coleman is my new ultimate fantasy. What a lovely looking lass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Have you taken time today, Indy, to get to know *your* clitoris?

I'm not ashamed to admit yes, i know it a little better than i did when I woke up today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm using hotel wifi. And the all inclusive bar

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By *onyMan over a year ago

cambridshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Thankfully I know mine terrifically well

Now you have to let everyone else get to know it.

Get between me legs

I actually haven't had an orgasm for two weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Have you taken time today, Indy, to get to know *your* clitoris?

I'm not ashamed to admit yes, i know it a little better than i did when I woke up today.

Your clitoris thanks you, Indy. Your clitoris thanks you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still on the courgettes, are we?

I'm afraid I can't join in much tonight, I'm dropping off over here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Thankfully I know mine terrifically well

Now you have to let everyone else get to know it.

Get between me legs

I actually haven't had an orgasm for two weeks."

*dives in*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank you for the smiles, gang. Na night x"

Sleep well Alley.

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By *eek12Man over a year ago

lakenheath

(I love how that is written)

Thankfully I know mine terrifically well

Now you have to let everyone else get to know it.

Get between me legs

I actually haven't had an orgasm for two weeks."

I volunteer for that task, would be a pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still on the courgettes, are we?

I'm afraid I can't join in much tonight, I'm dropping off over here."

That's good news for sleep cycles x Na night, if you drop off.

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

evening sleepy heads! gonna go to bed soon I think once I finish my truth or dare game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"evening sleepy heads! gonna go to bed soon I think once I finish my truth or dare game

Nighty night

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By *eek12Man over a year ago

lakenheath

"evening sleepy heads! gonna go to bed soon I think once I finish my truth or dare game

Goodnight beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Thankfully I know mine terrifically well

Now you have to let everyone else get to know it.

Get between me legs

I actually haven't had an orgasm for two weeks.

*dives in*"

Whehey!

Fingers inside, love egg on the clit. Works like a charm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thought id say hello after creeping on the thread for the last 5 mins! thanks for putting up a place for the night owls Jim

and hello everyone!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Gony. Nice to see you write hello. You're very welcome. Good to see another new face. Smileyface

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By *rGuyMan over a year ago

Croydon

"It is past midnight, so it is day three of clit fact after dark....!!

The clitoris contains 8,000 deliciously sensitive nerve endings, double the nerve endings in the glans of a penis. Sorry, guys.

I think we may have all known this already though. Nothing beats the courgette and the marrow!"

Got to love nocturnal, full of facts and entertainment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Thankfully I know mine terrifically well

Now you have to let everyone else get to know it.

Get between me legs

I actually haven't had an orgasm for two weeks.

*dives in*

Whehey!

Fingers inside, love egg on the clit. Works like a charm

This Life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People have all kinds of nicknames for the clitoris. You may have heard “man in canoe,” “rosebud,” “joy buzzzer,” “cherry pit,” “love button,” or “bald man in a boat,” just to name a few."

What do you call your clitoris people?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Don't worry, panic over. Spuds are peeled and garlic & herb roasties are on their way

Lush!"

Have you been watching Gavin & Stacey?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bet Ben an Jerry love it when they see you cumming to the freezer! lol

Ben and Jerry Horne?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Thankfully I know mine terrifically well

Now you have to let everyone else get to know it.

Get between me legs

I actually haven't had an orgasm for two weeks.

*dives in*

Whehey!

Fingers inside, love egg on the clit. Works like a charm

This Life

I'm just happy to sit back and watch you two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't worry, panic over. Spuds are peeled and garlic & herb roasties are on their way

Lush!

Have you been watching Gavin & Stacey?

Hahaha, it does sound like I have!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""People have all kinds of nicknames for the clitoris. You may have heard “man in canoe,” “rosebud,” “joy buzzzer,” “cherry pit,” “love button,” or “bald man in a boat,” just to name a few."

What do you call your clitoris people?

Simply 'bean'

I don't like to over complicate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bet Ben an Jerry love it when they see you cumming to the freezer! lol

Ben and Jerry Horne?"

I give you BJ, you give me horn

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By *eek12Man over a year ago

lakenheath

What do you call your clitoris people?

Rosebud works for me, unless she has a name already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Thankfully I know mine terrifically well

Now you have to let everyone else get to know it.

Get between me legs

I actually haven't had an orgasm for two weeks.

*dives in*

Whehey!

Fingers inside, love egg on the clit. Works like a charm

This Life

Oh ohhhh yes yes yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call your clitoris people?

Simply 'bean'

I don't like to over complicate

*waves to Indy's bean*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning all

Good eveningmorning Intrigue. I wish you a merry Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching the road in the hotel

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIN DEPRESING SHIT.

Can't even make CSI rawanda jokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call your clitoris people?

Rosebud works for me, unless she has a name already"

Zeek would like to acquaint himself with Rosebud.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sleeping all night tonight. There'll be plenty of time to sleep on the train and flight back home for me later on for the rest of the day lols.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching the road in the hotel

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIN DEPRESING SHIT.

Can't even make CSI rawanda jokes "

You'll be reprimanded severely by me if you were to make those jokes, Dark.

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By *eek12Man over a year ago

lakenheath

What do you call your clitoris people?

Rosebud works for me, unless she has a name already

Zeek would like to acquaint himself with Rosebud.

Every rose is unique and must be treated so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(I love how that is written)

Thankfully I know mine terrifically well

Now you have to let everyone else get to know it.

Get between me legs

I actually haven't had an orgasm for two weeks.

*dives in*

Whehey!

Fingers inside, love egg on the clit. Works like a charm

This Life

I'm just happy to sit back and watch you two

Join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jimbo

Ace! Hello!

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to peel some spuds.

Any willing volunteers

Guys, this is a euphemism. Does anybody want to shave Ace's balls?

Good de-euphemising, James. That could have caused much confusion!

Don't worry, panic over. Spuds are peeled and garlic & herb roasties are on their way

Good news! Good news!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Squirrel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Theldes. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cowabunga N1ght.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim, you have a breakaway extra time thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening Redbeard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That filled up quickly, flipping heck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I got you on your own, James...

*pounces*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*licks you*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Extra time will be arriving soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can you believe that Yvaine? Unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I should be the author of extra time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are my favourite author, James.

She's a rascal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ayyy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Made

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Look

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You did.

Pfffft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*In the voice of Nelson Muntz* Ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dickwad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Aswad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nobody asked me to turn around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't turn around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said no one to Jim, ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't turn around - Aswad

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've now ran out of icecream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just in case you didn't get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Aswad - Don't Turn Around

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snap! Oooops up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Extra time was taken from me, and my Aswad joke. And Ace has run out of ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're having a nightmare, James.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I really am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like Georgina in Riviera!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What can you do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think I'm having a worse time than Georgina.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't advise nabbing a child and making him eat cheese when he doesn't like it and shouting at him for doing so until your friend Robert has to tell him how someone broke your heart and made you sad as an explanation for you being a wee bit stressy. I don't advise that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you're being melodramatic, James. There are plenty more Aswad songs available for use!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aswad - Shine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Aswad - On and On

Taken from their album Firesticks, inspired by Amazon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aswad - 54-46 (Was My Number)

Taken from their album Rebel Souls. You know it only reached 70 in the UK charts. Shoulda chosen the number 42, I say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What were Aswad thinking? Of course they should've chosen 42.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Extra time was taken from me, and my Aswad joke. And Ace has run out of ice cream."

Just been to the 24/7 to fetch some more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sterling work Ace

Shakes head at Aswad.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Aswad - Shine

I've got that on cd

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That's awesome Ace. Celebrate good times, come on! Let's celebrate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ace, you're a star.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ace, you're a star."

Cheers dude, and there was me thinking I was just a legend in my own lunchtime

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