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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I asked my colleague does he know the population of London. He said he doesn't even have a rough idea.
I said it's around 11 million (metropolitan, it's actually 13).
The he said how can it be 11 million if UK has only 7 million population...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked my colleague does he know the population of London. He said he doesn't even have a rough idea.
I said it's around 11 million (metropolitan, it's actually 13).
The he said how can it be 11 million if UK has only 7 million population... "
It's all those illegal immigrants!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I asked my colleague does he know the population of London. He said he doesn't even have a rough idea.
I said it's around 11 million (metropolitan, it's actually 13).
The he said how can it be 11 million if UK has only 7 million population...
It's all those illegal immigrants!! "
He's British  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My nine year old screaming that a tonne of water is heavier than a tonne of feathers! He got all worked up and told me the feathers must be lighter because birds fly and rain falls from the sky! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My nine year old screaming that a tonne of water is heavier than a tonne of feathers! He got all worked up and told me the feathers must be lighter because birds fly and rain falls from the sky! "
Haha old one but a good one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The boy child told me there was less sugar in a smaller bottle of Coca Cola.
Made me chuckle "
If the smaller bottle had less ml then technically he's correct  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked my colleague does he know the population of London. He said he doesn't even have a rough idea.
I said it's around 11 million (metropolitan, it's actually 13).
The he said how can it be 11 million if UK has only 7 million population... "
You had a crap day then op? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm bit dumb is there really 11 million in London?
Greater London population is 8.5m
Urban is 9.7m
Metropolitan is 13.4m I think."
Whoa that's a lot
Funniest thing I heard after spending couple hundred euro on kids was my little fella telling me I'd enough money spent when I went to but myself something  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"The boy child told me there was less sugar in a smaller bottle of Coca Cola.
Made me chuckle
If the smaller bottle had less ml then technically he's correct "
But it's the same recipe. The amount of sugar would still be the same. It's only the amount of fluid that changes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I asked my colleague does he know the population of London. He said he doesn't even have a rough idea.
I said it's around 11 million (metropolitan, it's actually 13).
The he said how can it be 11 million if UK has only 7 million population...
You had a crap day then op? "
It was lovely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The boy child told me there was less sugar in a smaller bottle of Coca Cola.
Made me chuckle
If the smaller bottle had less ml then technically he's correct
But it's the same recipe. The amount of sugar would still be the same. It's only the amount of fluid that changes. "
Yes but there would be less sugar if there is less fluid. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"The boy child told me there was less sugar in a smaller bottle of Coca Cola.
Made me chuckle
If the smaller bottle had less ml then technically he's correct
But it's the same recipe. The amount of sugar would still be the same. It's only the amount of fluid that changes.
Yes but there would be less sugar if there is less fluid. "
True |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Elderly lady let out a fart at the surgery, tried to cover up with "sorry that's just my arthritis back joint clicking" 
*remembers this excuse for myself*"
Hahaha |
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By *haverMan
over a year ago
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"My nine year old screaming that a tonne of water is heavier than a tonne of feathers! He got all worked up and told me the feathers must be lighter because birds fly and rain falls from the sky! "
Nothing is lighter than a ton of unicorn shit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yesterday- young boy in a shop to his father- it feels like I have been seven forever! "
I've literally just said to someone they've been 22 for forever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was in B&Q and this bloke in a black uniform come up to me and said "hey you want decking?" Well I managed to get the first punch in, but others might not be so lucky. Be on your guard people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My nine year old screaming that a tonne of water is heavier than a tonne of feathers! He got all worked up and told me the feathers must be lighter because birds fly and rain falls from the sky!
Nothing is lighter than a ton of unicorn shit "
Half would be! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been talking to women I met else where , she's been married to another woman and not been with a man for over 10 years. Now she wants to go with a guy again, so I asked her how she sees herself, bi , gay, straight. And her reply was I'm greedy. Made me laugh ??. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex asked me how a train driver steered the train. (Essex bird!)
I was outside kfc in Exeter last weekend and a smartly dressed couple walked out with the male half saying 'that's the wedding meal done, now for the honeymoon'.
After I stopped laughing I thought, maybe he's taking her to a premier inn. |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"Was in B&Q and this bloke in a black uniform come up to me and said "hey you want decking?" Well I managed to get the first punch in, but others might not be so lucky. Be on your guard people "
Let be that |
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