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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel my chart may be of assistance for you op.
'If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
= what the fuck is that?
= I can't see it yet
= yep, it's a dick
= mmmmmm, that hits the spot
= now that's how I like my cock
= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
= you liar, you promised it was 10 inches
You're welcome |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"I feel my chart may be of assistance for you op.
'If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
= what the fuck is that?
= I can't see it yet
= yep, it's a dick
= mmmmmm, that hits the spot
= now that's how I like my cock
= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
= you liar, you promised it was 10 inches
You're welcome"
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"I feel my chart may be of assistance for you op.
'If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
= what the fuck is that?
= I can't see it yet
= yep, it's a dick
= mmmmmm, that hits the spot
= now that's how I like my cock
= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
= you liar, you promised it was 10 inches
You're welcome"
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