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"Hello " Hello beautiful | |||
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"Good(mid)night lovelies " Midnight hallooooos to you | |||
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"Hello " M'lud | |||
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"Hello Hello beautiful " Says Mrs gorgeous Glad you've done a thread for us night owls. | |||
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"Evening all, hope you are all behaving" Of course, Steve | |||
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"Good(mid)night lovelies " Hello you | |||
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"Feel free to ramble me to sleep. It's simoly elusive tonight" I invented a game called Rambling Sid as a child. | |||
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"Good(mid)night lovelies Hello you " Oh, hi there | |||
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"Hello Hello beautiful Says Mrs gorgeous Glad you've done a thread for us night owls. " It's good to throw a lifeboat out in the dark! | |||
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"Amazing chest! " I concur. Estella has given me boob envy | |||
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"Is this new? " Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. | |||
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"Feel free to ramble me to sleep. It's simoly elusive tonight I invented a game called Rambling Sid as a child. " Please tell us more... | |||
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"Evening Red" Evening to you | |||
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"I'm rambling to bed " Don't be rowdy, Rowdy! Na night x | |||
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"Amazing chest! " ( . ) ( . ) | |||
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"Amazing chest! I concur. Estella has given me boob envy" Tits! | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. " Look at you being pulled into all the answering | |||
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"Hello..I've found my courgette in a most unusual place.... " Where? Where? | |||
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"Twit twoo. " Two twits? I concur. | |||
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"No cow bunging tonight?" No, thank the lord! | |||
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"Feel free to ramble me to sleep. It's simoly elusive tonight I invented a game called Rambling Sid as a child. Please tell us more... " That's a whole other thread and I'm off to bed soon! | |||
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"Hello..I've found my courgette in a most unusual place.... " Ooooerrrrr | |||
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"No cow bunging tonight?" No bunging tonight, how are you this fine evening? | |||
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"Morning All The rain against my bedroom window is keeping me awake so I will lurk in here for a while if that's ok?" Of course, come in! That's one of my fav sounds | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc" Evening Ace | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering " My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc" Wrong thread Ace? | |||
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"Is it a big courgette?" It is | |||
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"managed to catch this one from the start lets see how long I last before I get lost off and my brain meltsdown" Good catch | |||
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"No need to thank me! What is cow bunging?" Well, first you get a cow. Many people favour Guernseys, but I think a Frisian works best. Next, build a trebuchet... | |||
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"Ooooh some sexy late nighters Hello " Hello yourself sexy | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc" Ace! Hugs x | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! " I'm sure someone will lend a hand | |||
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"No need to thank me! What is cow bunging?" Jim (who normally does the nocturnal thread) usually says cowabunga! | |||
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"Hello..I've found my courgette in a most unusual place.... Where? Where?" Oh you have to Google something, but not sure what it is! | |||
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"No need to thank me! What is cow bunging? Well, first you get a cow. Many people favour Guernseys, but I think a Frisian works best. Next, build a trebuchet..." Jim would approve (he's scared of cows) | |||
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"No need to thank me! What is cow bunging?" Ooh it's a big secret! | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand " I wish! | |||
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"I really need to know where the courgette was , I need closure " Some things it's best not to know. | |||
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"Hello..I've found my courgette in a most unusual place.... Where? Where? Oh you have to Google something, but not sure what it is! " As if my search history was not wierd enough | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! " Well... | |||
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"I really need to know where the courgette was , I need closure " A woman's clitoris is the size of a courgette (although only the tip is external). We all learned about this last night. | |||
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"I really need to know where the courgette was , I need closure Some things it's best not to know." True story | |||
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"No need to thank me! What is cow bunging? Well, first you get a cow. Many people favour Guernseys, but I think a Frisian works best. Next, build a trebuchet..." Hehe, nice one! | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! Well... " I mean tonight | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! " I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me | |||
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"I really need to know where the courgette was , I need closure Some things it's best not to know." Haha | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me" My wand keeps overheating. Don't want to burn my courgette. | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! Well... I mean tonight " Um... | |||
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"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches *drools* " Good evening to you I prefer cock watching | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me My wand keeps overheating. Don't want to burn my courgette. " My wand is still in its box. My courgette is far too delicate | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me" I've hidden mine in my drawer... It's a scary piece of machinery | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! Well... I mean tonight Um..." Last train Wycombe to Marylebone has already gone | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl**" Hello lovely | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me My wand keeps overheating. Don't want to burn my courgette. " No becoz it will go all squishy! | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc Evening Ace" Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering Great thread this.. got everyone talking ..;) My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me My wand keeps overheating. Don't want to burn my courgette. My wand is still in its box. My courgette is far too delicate " | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl**" Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello! | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me I've hidden mine in my drawer... It's a scary piece of machinery " Best place for it! | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc Evening Ace Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well " All good thanks lovely. Done any good cooking today? | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! Well... I mean tonight Um... Last train Wycombe to Marylebone has already gone " True. You might well be worth driving into London for, though. | |||
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"Hey late night forumites! " Hey! | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc Ace! Hugs x" Boobie hugs? | |||
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"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches *drools* Good evening to you I prefer cock watching " My kinda gal!! | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! Well... I mean tonight Um... Last train Wycombe to Marylebone has already gone True. You might well be worth driving into London for, though. " | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc Evening Ace Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well " Very well indeed. How's the jiving feet? | |||
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"Is this new? Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. Look at you being pulled into all the answering My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! I'm sure someone will lend a hand I wish! Well... I mean tonight Um... Last train Wycombe to Marylebone has already gone True. You might well be worth driving into London for, though. " Well not tonight, as I'm not going to stay awake much longer. But thank you for the compliment. Xx | |||
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"Wands are fun normally! I love 'em. " Yes there's a certain magic about them | |||
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"[Cow bunged for old time's sake by poster at 28/06/17 00:27:00]" | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc Ace! Hugs x Boobie hugs? " Always! | |||
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"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches *drools* Good evening to you I prefer cock watching My kinda gal!! " Hi Dave! | |||
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"I'm rambling to bed Don't be rowdy, Rowdy! Na night x" I've found bed and found my teddy night night Estella lol | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc Evening Ace Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well All good thanks lovely. Done any good cooking today?" Oops sorry I jumped in early?! | |||
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"Wands are fun normally! I love 'em. Yes there's a certain magic about them " Badum tsssh! | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely " Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest | |||
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"Hello all. This latest global ransomware attack currently has me waiting in a 4 mile queue to get into work. Been sitting here for 2 hours nowgonna be a long night, late finish then." A four mile queue?! How British! Sorry to hear that. | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc Evening Ace Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well All good thanks lovely. Done any good cooking today?" Cooked a joint of gammon yesterday, so I'll be slowly carving ma way through that over the next few days | |||
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"I'm rambling to bed Don't be rowdy, Rowdy! Na night x I've found bed and found my teddy night night Estella lol " Night night ya big softie | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc Evening Ace Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well All good thanks lovely. Done any good cooking today? Cooked a joint of gammon yesterday, so I'll be slowly carving ma way through that over the next few days " Oh yummy! | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest " Hi Tinks | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello!" Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ? | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello! Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?" All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up! | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc Evening Ace Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well All good thanks lovely. Done any good cooking today? Cooked a joint of gammon yesterday, so I'll be slowly carving ma way through that over the next few days " Mmmmm....my mouth is watering! | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks" Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello! Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ? All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up! " **loads all coloured glitter gun** | |||
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"Ramble On - Led Zep www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc Evening Ace Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well Very well indeed. How's the jiving feet?" Last time I did any dad dancing was at Chams a couple of months ago | |||
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"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches *drools* Good evening to you I prefer cock watching My kinda gal!! Hi Dave! " Hi estella! Loving your gallery!! | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?" Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello! Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ? All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up! **loads all coloured glitter gun**" Oh yeah!!! | |||
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"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches *drools* Good evening to you I prefer cock watching My kinda gal!! Hi Dave! Hi estella! Loving your gallery!! " Thank you | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole." And you are neither, so shush | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole." Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman | |||
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"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches *drools* Good evening to you I prefer cock watching My kinda gal!! Hi Dave! Hi estella! Loving your gallery!! Thank you " Nice balcony too! | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. And you are neither, so shush " But I seem to come across as one or both. | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello! Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ? All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up! **loads all coloured glitter gun** Oh yeah!!! " I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello! Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ? All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up! **loads all coloured glitter gun** Oh yeah!!! I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter " Awww vermilion was Diamondjoe's favourite word on threads that asked what words you like. A moment's silence for the departed. | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. And you are neither, so shush But I seem to come across as one or both. " Not to your friends in here, so just have fun and enjoy! | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman " That's a minority opinion. | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. And you are neither, so shush But I seem to come across as one or both. Not to your friends in here, so just have fun and enjoy! " | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion." Back up! Back up! Don't descend into the pit of doom! | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion." You're doing it again.... | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello! Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ? All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up! **loads all coloured glitter gun** Oh yeah!!! I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter Awww vermilion was Diamondjoe's favourite word on threads that asked what words you like. A moment's silence for the departed. " Oh my goodness you are such a star to remember. I miss him | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello! Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ? All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up! **loads all coloured glitter gun** Oh yeah!!! I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter Awww vermilion was Diamondjoe's favourite word on threads that asked what words you like. A moment's silence for the departed. Oh my goodness you are such a star to remember. I miss him " Was messaging with him this eve. | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion." Well it's my opinion | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. Back up! Back up! Don't descend into the pit of doom! " It has the virtue of being familiar, but I take your point. | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. Well it's my opinion " And that's what is important, quietly. | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello! Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ? All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up! **loads all coloured glitter gun** Oh yeah!!! I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter Awww vermilion was Diamondjoe's favourite word on threads that asked what words you like. A moment's silence for the departed. Oh my goodness you are such a star to remember. I miss him Was messaging with him this eve. " I thought he had left the site? Please tell him I say hi and he owes me at least one more d*unken night | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. You're doing it again.... " I know | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too Hello! Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ? All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up! **loads all coloured glitter gun** Oh yeah!!! I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter Awww vermilion was Diamondjoe's favourite word on threads that asked what words you like. A moment's silence for the departed. Oh my goodness you are such a star to remember. I miss him Was messaging with him this eve. I thought he had left the site? Please tell him I say hi and he owes me at least one more d*unken night " No, he's still here. Just not in all "sections" of Fab. You can message! | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. You're doing it again.... I know " Behave yourself, young man | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! " More like a small cucumber | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. Well it's my opinion And that's what is important, quietly. " Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. You're doing it again.... I know Behave yourself, young man " Misbehaving is a rare pleasure for me. | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! More like a small cucumber" Cucumber sandwiches anyone? | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! " Oh god, no...that'll be me then, was only just getting used to my courgette, now I've got a bloody marrow feel a headache coming on.... | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. Well it's my opinion And that's what is important, quietly. Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right " I wish I knew why you reacted differently. | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! More like a small cucumber" Cheeky | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! More like a small cucumber Cucumber sandwiches anyone? " How very lovely | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! More like a small cucumber Cucumber sandwiches anyone? " I'm more of a cheese and pickle man. | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. Well it's my opinion And that's what is important, quietly. Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right " I think you are too | |||
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"Women really have one then? " Cucumber or marrow? I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! Oh god, no...that'll be me then, was only just getting used to my courgette, now I've got a bloody marrow feel a headache coming on.... " Just you wait until tomorrow night's revelation! | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. You're doing it again.... I know Behave yourself, young man Misbehaving is a rare pleasure for me. " Believe me, it is for a lot of us | |||
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"Women really have one then? " A courgette? | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. Well it's my opinion And that's what is important, quietly. Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right I wish I knew why you reacted differently. " Are you referring to when we met and you practically ignored me? | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! More like a small cucumber Cucumber sandwiches anyone? How very lovely " Shall I cut your crusts off? | |||
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"Women really have one then? Cucumber or marrow? I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted " same here I got lost off at least 20 minutes ago lol | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! More like a small cucumber Cucumber sandwiches anyone? I'm more of a cheese and pickle man. " So Buckinghamshire! | |||
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"Women really have one then? Cucumber or marrow? I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted " | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. You're doing it again.... I know Behave yourself, young man Misbehaving is a rare pleasure for me. Believe me, it is for a lot of us " Not what I meant - THAT never happens. | |||
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"Women really have one then? Cucumber or marrow? I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted " Keep up, it's a marrow now... | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! More like a small cucumber Cucumber sandwiches anyone? I'm more of a cheese and pickle man. So Buckinghamshire! " Your point being? | |||
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"Women really have one then? Cucumber or marrow? I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted same here I got lost off at least 20 minutes ago lol" Lost off or tossed off?! | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. Well it's my opinion And that's what is important, quietly. Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right I wish I knew why you reacted differently. Are you referring to when we met and you practically ignored me?" Thanks for reminding me | |||
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"Women really have one then? " Hey Doc don't worry I am almost out. No cheers tonight | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! More like a small cucumber Cucumber sandwiches anyone? I'm more of a cheese and pickle man. So Buckinghamshire! Your point being?" I'm from High Wycombe too. I also love a good cheese and pickle sarnie | |||
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"Women really have one then? Cucumber or marrow? I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted same here I got lost off at least 20 minutes ago lol Lost off or tossed off?! " lost but now you've put the thought in my head | |||
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"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches *drools* Good evening to you I prefer cock watching " Nice tits | |||
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"Women really have one then? Cucumber or marrow? I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted Keep up, it's a marrow now... " Sorry. I'm struggling to multi task | |||
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"Women really have one then? Cucumber or marrow? I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted same here I got lost off at least 20 minutes ago lol" Don't think it's a man thing...I'm struggling to keep up now... | |||
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"Women really have one then? Cucumber or marrow? I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted same here I got lost off at least 20 minutes ago lol Lost off or tossed off?! lost but now you've put the thought in my head " | |||
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"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches *drools* Good evening to you I prefer cock watching Nice tits " Thanks | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! More like a small cucumber Cucumber sandwiches anyone? I'm more of a cheese and pickle man. So Buckinghamshire! Your point being? I'm from High Wycombe too. I also love a good cheese and pickle sarnie " I had no idea. How did you escape? | |||
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"**pops in for a little twirl** Hello lovely Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest Hi Tinks Hello Handsome I noticed you're closedoing for renovation? Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole. Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either. You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman That's a minority opinion. Well it's my opinion And that's what is important, quietly. Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right I wish I knew why you reacted differently. Are you referring to when we met and you practically ignored me? Thanks for reminding me " Oh goodness I'm sorry it was a social lots of people you had to chat to I wasn't/ didn't expect you to particularly carve any time out for me | |||
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"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight.... The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!! Does that make it a marrow after menopause?! More like a small cucumber Cucumber sandwiches anyone? I'm more of a cheese and pickle man. So Buckinghamshire! Your point being? I'm from High Wycombe too. I also love a good cheese and pickle sarnie I had no idea. How did you escape?" Chiltern Rail | |||
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