I'm not fat, I'm just a compacted version of my female relatives. Imagine me half a foot and a bit taller and I'd be a total glamazon like all of them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not fat I'm just get paid to be the local liposuction deposit centre!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 5.2% fat. 73kg. So about 3kg of me is fat

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm not fat, I'm just a compacted version of my female relatives. Imagine me half a foot and a bit taller and I'd be a total glamazon like all of them."

I'm a Weeble, exactly like my Portuguese grandmother.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am fat ...

Pass me the cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am fat and i own it

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

We're not fat we're just so heavy fookin metal we tell thee!!!

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By *homasP80Man over a year ago

Linwood

..on a "seafood" diet.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

It's my genes that are dense and tangled into a ball shape, not double helix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not fat , I'm adipose central.

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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...curvy.

although my bum is massive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not fat, I'm comfortably plump.

(Eric Cartman, South Park)

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

I'm not fat, comparedo to your mum

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By *ero666Man over a year ago

fife

I'm not fat,I like carry weight instead of doing it at the gym

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a squidgy exterior

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not fat... I'm phat? Is this still a cool word or can someone kiss me to get down to the ground with the kids??

I'm sure you've just said that all wrong.

You don't kiss to get down. That's more like you feel like a little dance

I do when I kiss, and we jiggle down to the ground at the same time. A little like doing the 'twist'.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I have a squidgy exterior

I'd like to squidge your exterior .. and penetrate your interior

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a squidgy exterior

I'd like to squidge your exterior .. and penetrate your interior

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if life has a smoke after it fucks me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not fat, I'm fleshy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not fat... I'm just so freakin sexy it overflows...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just easy to see.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Smuggling a buffet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just easy to see."

you my dear are very slender xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just big boned, lmao.xxx

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Have more force to fuck with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just under height for my weight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It may be a small hammer, but it a fucking big hammer pushing it in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not fat...I'm OBELIX!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not fat...I'm OBELIX!"

There's no need to be dogmatix about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not fat...I'm OBELIX!

There's no need to be dogmatix about it."

In case any of you are wondering, there's nothing Unhygenix about me, and everything is Fulliautomatix...

Age isn't an issue with me, so being Geriatrix is no Impedimenta; if you like the sound of my Vitalstatistix, come and Getafix from me any time you like...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in shape, round is a shape

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm in shape, round is a shape

That's a nice shape!

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