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"Nicked all the batteries from the remotes in the house and put them in your vibrator 
That's what I did the other day  "
haha I'd be very annoyed coming home to find no TVs work but I'm sure you'd distract me jo |
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"Nicked all the batteries from the remotes in the house and put them in your vibrator
That's what I did the other day haha I'd be very annoyed coming home to find no TVs work but I'm sure you'd distract me jo "
The phone is handy when you have a remote control for a tv on it |
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"Nicked all the batteries from the remotes in the house and put them in your vibrator
That's what I did the other day haha I'd be very annoyed coming home to find no TVs work but I'm sure you'd distract me jo
The phone is handy when you have a remote control for a tv on it "
haha sounds like battery stealing happens a lot for you jo  |
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"Nicked all the batteries from the remotes in the house and put them in your vibrator
That's what I did the other day haha I'd be very annoyed coming home to find no TVs work but I'm sure you'd distract me jo
The phone is handy when you have a remote control for a tv on it haha sounds like battery stealing happens a lot for you jo "
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"Nicked all the batteries from the remotes in the house and put them in your vibrator
That's what I did the other day haha I'd be very annoyed coming home to find no TVs work but I'm sure you'd distract me jo
The phone is handy when you have a remote control for a tv on it haha sounds like battery stealing happens a lot for you jo
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grr jo stop getting me horny thinking of you and your vibrator lol |
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Well if it's as bad as what I found out today?
I met a guy last week and he messages me today. He said ever since he met me he had a pain in his bum. Anyway the wife goes to a&e with him and they do an ex ray and find one of my false nails in his arse. To make matters worse his wife never wears them. I have been looking for the thing for days in the hoover under the bed never expected it to be up a meets arse. |
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"Well if it's as bad as what I found out today?
I met a guy last week and he messages me today. He said ever since he met me he had a pain in his bum. Anyway the wife goes to a&e with him and they do an ex ray and find one of my false nails in his arse. To make matters worse his wife never wears them. I have been looking for the thing for days in the hoover under the bed never expected it to be up a meets arse."
Potentially the best thing I've ever heard. If true?! |
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"Well if it's as bad as what I found out today?
I met a guy last week and he messages me today. He said ever since he met me he had a pain in his bum. Anyway the wife goes to a&e with him and they do an ex ray and find one of my false nails in his arse. To make matters worse his wife never wears them. I have been looking for the thing for days in the hoover under the bed never expected it to be up a meets arse.
Potentially the best thing I've ever heard. If true?! "
Oh yeah it's true this shit can only happen to me. |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"Put your heating onCORRECT.
Take your virtual prize 
Yeah I won something, I never win anything "
You only won because of my talk of orgasms got you all hot and bothered.... made you think of heating lol |
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