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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here at Duke Towers we are celebrating a new world record. Traditionally on a Monday evening The Duke will host his critically acclaimed literature club, however, due to the larder being destroyed, read “Dukes Gets Conned by False Advertising”, all manuscript discussions were postponed. Instead, the Duke decided to make use of his unused requests and propositions. After an hour, The Dukes assistant had shortlisted 8 potential sin slits and after a brief discussion this number was reduced to 6.
These degenerate sluts had all previously requested a cream pie of the highest quality. Looking at The Dukes pictures one can clearly see a superior athlete, a man not corrupted by alcohol, banned substances or fatty processed foods. Indeed, The Dukes diet consists heavily off Zimbabwean pineapple, ginger which is imported from the tropical forests in Southern Asia and organic pumpkin seeds. Therefore, a cream pie from The Duke is not your average trickle of a thing that the majority of woman put up with on here. Let it be known The Duke pity’s the thought of some un-waxed flagging penis slapping away at your banged-out cock cave.
Unfortunately, once again The Dukes security team had to be buzzed. After the 6 willing guests had been searched, bathed in Dettol and bent over The Dukes custom made sex alter, one swinger became completely obsessed with flaunting her sad saggy milk sacks. This obviously upset The Duke and his rose-ringed parakeet which was perched on the alter. Sloppy deflated baby feeders are a huge turn off and one of the quotes inscribed here on Dukes statue is, “Woman are like fine wine, as they age pour them down the drain”.
This unsightly swinger’s dilapidated old sex organs were found to be utterly nauseating, completely useless as her uterus had no doubt turned into dust long ago. Thankfully, The Duke has the power any hour to show the man inside. Once the troll had been removed the 5 remaining hairy axe wounds were stuffed by his mighty meat stick and splattered by the high-quality baby gravy.
The entire experiment lasted a mere 26 minutes and each load was above the two tea spoons worth of cum the average male produces. A new world record was set and all 5 cum filled swingers returned to their husbands 13% healthier with a dose of The Duke inside them.
Duke has spoken
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