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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

Hello, you can stop looking, I'm here and ready to make you gush!!!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple  over a year ago

home sweet home


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

What are you looking in a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

What are you looking in a woman? "

Looking for someone sexy, funny, passionate, energetic. Oh, and of course soaking wet that's where I come in!! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I'm sure someone offered you that already

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Oh I'm sure someone offered you that already "

???? was he professional though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh I'm sure someone offered you that already

???? was he professional though?"

Not sure maybe he had a professional pole

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Oh I'm sure someone offered you that already

???? was he professional though?

Not sure maybe he had a professional pole "

Solid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I is well heducated, proffeshonal, respecfull, concrete, non pussy, someone who will make you gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and have a woman who would also ride you for England

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Decided i pass.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Decided i pass. "

Probably best considering what I am looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Decided i pass.

Probably best considering what I am looking for."

Well you would say that now.

Learn to deal with rejection better next time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Decided i pass.

Probably best considering what I am looking for."

Just been perving your pics miss honey very nice x

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Decided i pass.

Probably best considering what I am looking for.

Well you would say that now.

Learn to deal with rejection better next time. "

I don't think you were actually in the running

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Also looking for polite and respectful guy, professional maybe, but definitely someone a little buy cheeky more rugged than pretty boy prefer more muscular than slim but def someone whose not into taking the piss....girth preferable to length...can hold a good conversation and fun....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got a strap on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Also looking for polite and respectful guy, professional maybe, but definitely someone a little buy cheeky more rugged than pretty boy prefer more muscular than slim but def someone whose not into taking the piss....girth preferable to length...can hold a good conversation and fun...."

Don't want much do ya?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would you consider yourself to be well educated, professional, discrete, respectful and non pushy honey??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you consider yourself to be well educated, professional, discrete, respectful and non pushy honey?? "

OP has pulled.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I is well heducated, proffeshonal, respecfull, concrete, non pussy, someone who will make you gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and have a woman who would also ride you for England

"

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Decided i pass.

Probably best considering what I am looking for.

Well you would say that now.

Learn to deal with rejection better next time. "

You rejected me?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Would you consider yourself to be well educated, professional, discrete, respectful and non pushy honey?? "

No none of those apply to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you consider yourself to be well educated, professional, discrete, respectful and non pushy honey??

No none of those apply to me"

Perfect, just what I'm looking for x

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

Id like someone who is funny, bright,passionate and imaginative. He should be tall with strong shoulders. He should kiss like he means it and fuck like he's never tired . He should also be local and able to accommodate.

I know.. he doesn't exist

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Id like someone who is funny, bright,passionate and imaginative. He should be tall with strong shoulders. He should kiss like he means it and fuck like he's never tired . He should also be local and able to accommodate.

I know.. he doesn't exist"

'Fuck like he is never tired' I want that too.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I've got a strap on "

Okay. Let's have it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

And what do you have to offer??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm offering you ladies a challenge!!!

See who can tire me out first!! What do you think? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

Sounds perfect to me haha x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

And what do you have to offer??"

I have half a donut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

And what do you have to offer??

I have half a donut "

Which half ?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

And what do you have to offer??

I have half a donut

Which half ? "

Left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Such a cute thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Such a cute thread. "

It certainly is.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"I've got a strap on "

We've got a strapon & a real one

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

And what do you have to offer??

I have half a donut

Which half ?

Left "

Ah, you must be selfish , you have eaten the best half

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

And what do you have to offer??

I have half a donut "

Jam or ring

S

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Such a cute thread. "

Chill babes. You know I want you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

And what do you have to offer??

I have half a donut

Jam or ring

S"

Ring

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. "

With the perfect penis right?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

And what do you have to offer??

I have half a donut

Which half ?

Left

Ah, you must be selfish , you have eaten the best half "

Could have eaten the top.

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Once again I'm too old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. "

Because you're worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. "

I think you must be on the wrong site then Hun

Try match.com x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

I don't take too kindly to being spoke about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

Don't suppose you are also looking for disappointment are you?

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

Yes. When you find him, can you ask if he's got a sister for me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm looking for a woman with a vagina and a pulse*

*pulse optional

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

Yes. When you find him, can you ask if he's got a sister for me? "

Sorry mate, I don't have a sister

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone who'll treat me right and fuck me good.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

"

After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

"

Does it have to be a man? I could do all the above but I am short of a cock.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

"

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enters the room

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading"

Are you insinuating you are more funny than I? *shakes fist*

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

Does it have to be a man? I could do all the above but I am short of a cock. "

Strap on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why settle for what you don't want...after all its about enjoying yourself and having fun...not just sex with anyone....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

"

Sounds like you describing me to perfection, I should get you to re-write my profile x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My marbles...if anyone finds them please return to me in Cloud Cuckoo Land. Ta!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

Does it have to be a man? I could do all the above but I am short of a cock.

Strap on?"

Sure, I'll let you pick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading

Are you insinuating you are more funny than I? *shakes fist*"

Is it insinuating if it's true??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here.

Because you're worth it. "

I really am!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. "

Exclusivity on a fuck site???, nice one

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

Does it have to be a man? I could do all the above but I am short of a cock.

Strap on?

Sure, I'll let you pick "

Wooohooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here.

Because you're worth it.

I really am! "

Yeah at last some proper talent on here.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"

After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading

Are you insinuating you are more funny than I? *shakes fist*

Is it insinuating if it's true?? "

Oh cake boy. Here I was thinking you 'd me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

I wouldn't say no.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading

Are you insinuating you are more funny than I? *shakes fist*

Is it insinuating if it's true??

Oh cake boy. Here I was thinking you 'd me"

I do, but according to your list I'm not good enough for you now

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

"

I'm your woman

I have my own strap on and the use of Dick.. I'm sure he'd be happy to help on the pens department

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"

After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading

Are you insinuating you are more funny than I? *shakes fist*

Is it insinuating if it's true??

Oh cake boy. Here I was thinking you 'd me

I do, but according to your list I'm not good enough for you now "

Where are you lacking? Because it's not in the hilarity department.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

I'm your woman

I have my own strap on and the use of Dick.. I'm sure he'd be happy to help on the pens department "

Here I was thinking my list was too picky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm looking for an attractive, classy cougar who enjoys to dress for the occasion. Said cougar will hopefully be able to accommodate but if not be willing to do hotel meets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm looking for...

Ahem

Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome

They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.

I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.

They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.

They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.

I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.

Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.

"

I've got my toolbox ready, when do you want me??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

Lol you and me both lovely more chance of finding rocking horse poo me thinks cx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

I'm discreet not discrete.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here.

Because you're worth it.

I really am!

Yeah at last some proper talent on here. "

You're bloody naughty you are

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

.

A fwb or two who I find attractive and lives within a 10-15 mile radius would be a start

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm over here OP

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Someone who adds me to their hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here.

Because you're worth it.

I really am!

Yeah at last some proper talent on here.

You're bloody naughty you are "

Anymore your cheek young lady and you're be going over me knee in the office.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Food is what im after

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

Hi "

Oh there you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who'll treat me right and fuck me good.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love you guys lol... check the old geezer trying his luck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love you guys lol... check the old geezer trying his luck "

Think him and OP have sneaked of together for a private chat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here.

Because you're worth it.

I really am!

Yeah at last some proper talent on here.

You're bloody naughty you are

Anymore your cheek young lady and you're be going over me knee in the office. "

Ahh man don't make me flirt in public it goes through me. You know I'll fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love you guys lol... check the old geezer trying his luck

Think him and OP have sneaked of together for a private chat. "

Looks like he's already got a couple locked in the basement lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't say I am

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"Someone who'll treat me right and fuck me good.

"

Bugger, I'm a fuck her right & treat her good type of guy

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here.

Because you're worth it.

I really am!

Yeah at last some proper talent on here.

You're bloody naughty you are

Anymore your cheek young lady and you're be going over me knee in the office.

Ahh man don't make me flirt in public it goes through me. You know I'll fuck you! "

It's a done deal but you're right we shouldn't in public some very jealous women on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who'll treat me right and fuck me good.

Bugger, I'm a fuck her right & treat her good type of guy

S"

Open to negotiation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here.

Exclusivity on a fuck site???, nice one "

I kinda get it... because it's horrible when you date the traditional way... like the guy, and then discover his penis is either too small/too big.... too weak. Or worst of all he's a meat and potatoe fuck. No spice. No flavour. Low sex drive etc.

I'd love to meet someone nice from here. Sex is so major in a relationship, just imagine that bit was sorted from the off!! Brilliant!

Wishful thinking of course!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here.

Because you're worth it.

I really am!

Yeah at last some proper talent on here.

You're bloody naughty you are

Anymore your cheek young lady and you're be going over me knee in the office.

Ahh man don't make me flirt in public it goes through me. You know I'll fuck you!

It's a done deal but you're right we shouldn't in public some very jealous women on here. "

And guys

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By *uckOfTheBayMan  over a year ago

Mold


"Oh I'm sure someone offered you that already

???? was he professional though?

Not sure maybe he had a professional pole

Solid "

But can you do an inverted butterfly on it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?

And what do you have to offer??

I have half a donut "

A Krispy Kreme donut?

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

Damn it's the gush like a hydrant that I might struggle with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

Oh, hello.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

I have a belt too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well if you are inundated can you pass one my way!! Like rocking horse poo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I'm non pushy n could maybe just maybe make you wetter than Stephen Hawkings chin

As for the rest...I'm afraid it's a no on all counts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I'm non pushy n could maybe just maybe make you wetter than Stephen Hawkings chin

"

So wrong but so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar?"

A little bit but not quite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I'm non pushy n could maybe just maybe make you wetter than Stephen Hawkings chin

So wrong but so funny. "

Aye that's pretty much me all over!

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.

Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England

Anyone looking for similar? "

Come to Margate

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

...


"Well I'm non pushy n could maybe just maybe make you wetter than Stephen Hawkings chin

As for the rest...I'm afraid it's a no on all counts "

You are so sexy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here.

Exclusivity on a fuck site???, nice one

I kinda get it... because it's horrible when you date the traditional way... like the guy, and then discover his penis is either too small/too big.... too weak. Or worst of all he's a meat and potatoe fuck. No spice. No flavour. Low sex drive etc.

I'd love to meet someone nice from here. Sex is so major in a relationship, just imagine that bit was sorted from the off!! Brilliant!

Wishful thinking of course! "

I enjoyed your vocabulary in that post very much but could you explain to me what a "weak penis" is please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Sky remote. how else can i take a size comparison pic of my cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I'm non pushy n could maybe just maybe make you wetter than Stephen Hawkings chin

As for the rest...I'm afraid it's a no on all counts

You are so sexy "

Aww shucks Cheers doll

Oh I forgot about your last stipulation....I do love a lass that loves to ride...but I mostly like to take control myself.

So you'd have to fight me to get on top....n I'd let you win.....sometimes!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm looking for a nice girl with a naughty side.

Someone to have adventures with and snuggle on the couch when we want to be lazy.

Someone that I can be relaxed around and have fun with.

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