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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK

Let's get this party started...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello again, I got missed last time around! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again, I got missed last time around! Lol "

Boo!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi all nice pic lemon xx

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK

Welcome lemon

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hello again, I got missed last time around! Lol "

Nah I said morning to everyone that includes you

I had to do a double take on your pic thought it was your arse at first glance

Clearly I need to wear my glasses more often

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi all nice pic lemon xx"

Thank you, it's my favourite, although slowly being replaced by a satiysfer pro! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi all nice pic lemon xx

Thank you, it's my favourite, although slowly being replaced by a satiysfer pro! Lol"

I have one of those its called the hubby lol however I do want a wand xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi all nice pic lemon xx

Thank you, it's my favourite, although slowly being replaced by a satiysfer pro! Lol I have one of those its called the hubby lol however I do want a wand xx"

Downside of being single! But lovehoney do well out of me! Lol

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By *ascade35Man  over a year ago

Alnwick

Afternoon all xx

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all xx"

Afternoon cass and all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi all nice pic lemon xx

Thank you, it's my favourite, although slowly being replaced by a satiysfer pro! Lol I have one of those its called the hubby lol however I do want a wand xx

Downside of being single! But lovehoney do well out of me! Lol "

I'm putting in a love honey order tonight xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon all you lovely sexy ladies

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all x "

Hi Angie

Hope your well

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all you lovely sexy ladies "

Afternoon spin

I was just about to say wonder where all the guys are today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey spin xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all x

Hi Angie

Hope your well "

Yes thanks, just had a lovely morning with a good friend x

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all x

Hi Angie

Hope your well

Yes thanks, just had a lovely morning with a good friend x "

I'm sure that always a pleasure

I've got an old school friends that's recently moved back to the area popping by later for a catch up

Really looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all you lovely sexy ladies

Afternoon spin

I was just about to say wonder where all the guys are today

"

Hi Curvy. It looks like you ladies have me all to yourselves lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey spin xx"

Hi Kat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey spin xx

Hi Kat "

xx

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all you lovely sexy ladies

Afternoon spin

I was just about to say wonder where all the guys are today

Hi Curvy. It looks like you ladies have me all to yourselves lol"

Now there's an offer if I've ever heard one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all you lovely sexy ladies

Afternoon spin

I was just about to say wonder where all the guys are today

Hi Curvy. It looks like you ladies have me all to yourselves lol

Now there's an offer if I've ever heard one "

Yes indeed

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all you lovely sexy ladies

Afternoon spin

I was just about to say wonder where all the guys are today

Hi Curvy. It looks like you ladies have me all to yourselves lol

Now there's an offer if I've ever heard one

Yes indeed"

Your time will come

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah. I'll look forward to that

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Yeah. I'll look forward to that"

I should hope so

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah. I'll look forward to that

I should hope so "

Yeah. It would be a great pleasure indeed

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Yeah. I'll look forward to that

I should hope so

Yeah. It would be a great pleasure indeed"

Kiss ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi all nice pic lemon xx

Thank you, it's my favourite, although slowly being replaced by a satiysfer pro! Lol I have one of those its called the hubby lol however I do want a wand xx

Downside of being single! But lovehoney do well out of me! Lol I'm putting in a love honey order tonight xx"

The wands are something else!! But so worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi all nice pic lemon xx

Thank you, it's my favourite, although slowly being replaced by a satiysfer pro! Lol I have one of those its called the hubby lol however I do want a wand xx ive just ordered anal beads lol I want a wand and pin wheel now lol

Downside of being single! But lovehoney do well out of me! Lol I'm putting in a love honey order tonight xx

The wands are something else!! But so worth it! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah. I'll look forward to that

I should hope so

Yeah. It would be a great pleasure indeed

Kiss ass "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon all

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Yeah. I'll look forward to that

I should hope so

Yeah. It would be a great pleasure indeed

Kiss ass

Yeah "

Well at least you admit it

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all "

Hey T

It's been back to reality for you today I guess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all "
hi there xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah. I'll look forward to that

I should hope so

Yeah. It would be a great pleasure indeed

Kiss ass

Yeah

Well at least you admit it "

Yeah. It sure has been a nice day today hasn't it

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Yeah. I'll look forward to that

I should hope so

Yeah. It would be a great pleasure indeed

Kiss ass

Yeah

Well at least you admit it

Yeah. It sure has been a nice day today hasn't it "

Lovely day sunny but not too warm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Hey T

It's been back to reality for you today I guess "

Hey Curvy

Yep it certainly was, back in work with a bump haha wasn't to bad to be honest as mondays goes.

Hows your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all hi there xx"

Hey Kat

hows it going? did you have fun yesturday?

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all

Hey T

It's been back to reality for you today I guess

Hey Curvy

Yep it certainly was, back in work with a bump haha wasn't to bad to be honest as mondays goes.

Hows your day been? "

Great now I've sorted the menu and other details out with the venue I've hired an the social I'm organising and paying it off

I can now relax a little with it all now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah. I'll look forward to that

I should hope so

Yeah. It would be a great pleasure indeed

Kiss ass

Yeah

Well at least you admit it

Yeah. It sure has been a nice day today hasn't it

Lovely day sunny but not too warm "

Yeah. It has been the same here which was good

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"Afternoon all

Hey T

It's been back to reality for you today I guess

Hey Curvy

Yep it certainly was, back in work with a bump haha wasn't to bad to be honest as mondays goes.

Hows your day been?

Great now I've sorted the menu and other details out with the venue I've hired an the social I'm organising and paying it off

I can now relax a little with it all now "

Sounds very productive!

Well I've been waiting on a package being delivered and the bloody thing hasn't arrived, so I've been all domestic..washing and drying day..haha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all hi there xx

Hey Kat

hows it going? did you have fun yesturday?"

its good im a little tired and I may have had a little fun xx

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all

Hey T

It's been back to reality for you today I guess

Hey Curvy

Yep it certainly was, back in work with a bump haha wasn't to bad to be honest as mondays goes.

Hows your day been?

Great now I've sorted the menu and other details out with the venue I've hired an the social I'm organising and paying it off

I can now relax a little with it all now

Sounds very productive!

Well I've been waiting on a package being delivered and the bloody thing hasn't arrived, so I've been all domestic..washing and drying day..haha!"

I've been a domestic goddess too once I got home from paying that off and sorting it out

Treated myself to booking a nice room in the hotel for the night too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Hey T

It's been back to reality for you today I guess

Hey Curvy

Yep it certainly was, back in work with a bump haha wasn't to bad to be honest as mondays goes.

Hows your day been?

Great now I've sorted the menu and other details out with the venue I've hired an the social I'm organising and paying it off

I can now relax a little with it all now "

Yeah nothing worst when your organising something incase you miss anything but least you have sorted stuff hope it goes well for you

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all

Hey T

It's been back to reality for you today I guess

Hey Curvy

Yep it certainly was, back in work with a bump haha wasn't to bad to be honest as mondays goes.

Hows your day been?

Great now I've sorted the menu and other details out with the venue I've hired an the social I'm organising and paying it off

I can now relax a little with it all now

Yeah nothing worst when your organising something incase you miss anything but least you have sorted stuff hope it goes well for you"

Cheers me to

I'm quite out going and so islander so I'm sure hosting won't be a problem

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


" "

You never know I might get lucky haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all hi there xx

Hey Kat

hows it going? did you have fun yesturday? its good im a little tired and I may have had a little fun xx "

Awww thats good to hear Kat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon everyone!

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon everyone! "

Oi oi stranger where you been hiding?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all hi there xx

Hey Kat

hows it going? did you have fun yesturday? its good im a little tired and I may have had a little fun xx

Awww thats good to hear Kat "

thanks tbh it was not as good as it normally is xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon everyone! "
hey savaloy boyyyyyyy hows tricks xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't beat a bbw, form An orderly cue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't beat a bbw, form An orderly cue "

Not sure beating is allowed! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Hey T

It's been back to reality for you today I guess

Hey Curvy

Yep it certainly was, back in work with a bump haha wasn't to bad to be honest as mondays goes.

Hows your day been?

Great now I've sorted the menu and other details out with the venue I've hired an the social I'm organising and paying it off

I can now relax a little with it all now

Yeah nothing worst when your organising something incase you miss anything but least you have sorted stuff hope it goes well for you

Cheers me to

I'm quite out going and so islander so I'm sure hosting won't be a problem "

Yes it helps if your outgoing when your hosting a night makes it less awkward for people..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't beat a bbw, form An orderly cue

Not sure beating is allowed! lol! "

some might like it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't beat a bbw, form An orderly cue "
hi welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all hi there xx

Hey Kat

hows it going? did you have fun yesturday? its good im a little tired and I may have had a little fun xx

Awww thats good to hear Kat thanks tbh it was not as good as it normally is xx"

aaahhhh nooo sorry to hear that booooooooo

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"

You never know I might get lucky haha "

There is a song lyric there

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Can't beat a bbw, form An orderly cue "

Hi welcome to the chat

And you missed a trick in asking us to form a queue when we could just share

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"

You never know I might get lucky haha

There is a song lyric there "

Go on them sing a few bars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all hi there xx

Hey Kat

hows it going? did you have fun yesturday? its good im a little tired and I may have had a little fun xx

Awww thats good to hear Kat thanks tbh it was not as good as it normally is xx

aaahhhh nooo sorry to hear that booooooooo"

its ok I still had some fun and was with good friends xx

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"

You never know I might get lucky haha

There is a song lyric there

Go on them sing a few bars "

Seeing as you asked...

*puts music on*

"She's up all night 'til the sun

I'm up all night to get some

She's up all night for good fun

I'm up all night to get lucky"

:music off... haha

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"

You never know I might get lucky haha

There is a song lyric there

Go on them sing a few bars

Seeing as you asked...

*puts music on*

"She's up all night 'til the sun

I'm up all night to get some

She's up all night for good fun

I'm up all night to get lucky"

:music off... haha"

Nicely done

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"

You never know I might get lucky haha

There is a song lyric there

Go on them sing a few bars

Seeing as you asked...

*puts music on*

"She's up all night 'til the sun

I'm up all night to get some

She's up all night for good fun

I'm up all night to get lucky"

:music off... haha

Nicely done "

Not quite as cool as that Pharell bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't beat a bbw, form An orderly cue

Hi welcome to the chat

And you missed a trick in asking us to form a queue when we could just share "

Hi there , I'm all up for sharing also, scrap the previous post lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all. X

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Can't beat a bbw, form An orderly cue

Hi welcome to the chat

And you missed a trick in asking us to form a queue when we could just share

Hi there , I'm all up for sharing also, scrap the previous post lol x

"

Hindsights a wonderful thing hey?

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Evening all. X "

Evening Angie and anyone else that comes along

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all. X "
hi how are you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all. X hi how are you xx"

I'm good thanks Kat and curvy. Just going to cook dinner. Was at my friends for longer than planned but, we had a lot to catch up on. Was lovely to see her again x

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"Evening all. X hi how are you xx

I'm good thanks Kat and curvy. Just going to cook dinner. Was at my friends for longer than planned but, we had a lot to catch up on. Was lovely to see her again x "

pleased your good and had a nice catch up we just had a salad xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all. X hi how are you xx

I'm good thanks Kat and curvy. Just going to cook dinner. Was at my friends for longer than planned but, we had a lot to catch up on. Was lovely to see her again x pleased your good and had a nice catch up we just had a salad xx"

I'd love that but the kids won't eat it, so I'm cooking a chilli x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all. X hi how are you xx

I'm good thanks Kat and curvy. Just going to cook dinner. Was at my friends for longer than planned but, we had a lot to catch up on. Was lovely to see her again x pleased your good and had a nice catch up we just had a salad xx

I'd love that but the kids won't eat it, so I'm cooking a chilli x "

nor do my little buggers xx

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm lucky my girls aren't fussy eaters and they love their grub

And my friend will be over shortly so I'll be leaving you all in a little while

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake? "

Always

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

Always"

Naw poor port Mighty Mouse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

Always

Naw poor port Mighty Mouse "

Not so mighty at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake? "

I'm still up. Just did a thread on Saddest Disney Moments

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake? "

Yes as usual x

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

I'm still up. Just did a thread on Saddest Disney Moments"

Just commented on that

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

Yes as usual x "

Me and you are as bad as each other with the old insomnia

We should start a support group

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

Yes as usual x

Me and you are as bad as each other with the old insomnia

We should start a support group "

A late night group therapy. 'InsomniacStrumpetsAnonymous'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

I'm still up. Just did a thread on Saddest Disney Moments

Just commented on that "

Cool. I saw your comment and replied to it lol

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

Yes as usual x

Me and you are as bad as each other with the old insomnia

We should start a support group

A late night group therapy. 'InsomniacStrumpetsAnonymous'

"

Evening everyone

I'm Curvy this is the 5th consecutive night I've been awake into the wee hours because sleep eludes me. I've true many relaxation methods including, counting sheep, envisioning myself on a dessert island, listening to whale music and even a damn good lady wank but alas they all fail to work and sleep still eludes me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

Yes as usual x

Me and you are as bad as each other with the old insomnia

We should start a support group

A late night group therapy. 'InsomniacStrumpetsAnonymous'

Evening everyone

I'm Curvy this is the 5th consecutive night I've been awake into the wee hours because sleep eludes me. I've true many relaxation methods including, counting sheep, envisioning myself on a dessert island, listening to whale music and even a damn good lady wank but alas they all fail to work and sleep still eludes me

"

Dr Naughty prescribes many oragsms but not from lady wanks.

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

Yes as usual x

Me and you are as bad as each other with the old insomnia

We should start a support group

A late night group therapy. 'InsomniacStrumpetsAnonymous'

Evening everyone

I'm Curvy this is the 5th consecutive night I've been awake into the wee hours because sleep eludes me. I've true many relaxation methods including, counting sheep, envisioning myself on a dessert island, listening to whale music and even a damn good lady wank but alas they all fail to work and sleep still eludes me

Dr Naughty prescribes many oragsms but not from lady wanks."

Ooh does that mean I'm entitled to some good old fashioned lie back and think of England bonking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

Yes as usual x

Me and you are as bad as each other with the old insomnia

We should start a support group

A late night group therapy. 'InsomniacStrumpetsAnonymous'

Evening everyone

I'm Curvy this is the 5th consecutive night I've been awake into the wee hours because sleep eludes me. I've true many relaxation methods including, counting sheep, envisioning myself on a dessert island, listening to whale music and even a damn good lady wank but alas they all fail to work and sleep still eludes me

Dr Naughty prescribes many oragsms but not from lady wanks."

Oh yes that would work. Pity paul is fast asleep at home. Lady wank is the only option x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

Yes as usual x

Me and you are as bad as each other with the old insomnia

We should start a support group

A late night group therapy. 'InsomniacStrumpetsAnonymous'

Evening everyone

I'm Curvy this is the 5th consecutive night I've been awake into the wee hours because sleep eludes me. I've true many relaxation methods including, counting sheep, envisioning myself on a dessert island, listening to whale music and even a damn good lady wank but alas they all fail to work and sleep still eludes me

Dr Naughty prescribes many oragsms but not from lady wanks.

Ooh does that mean I'm entitled to some good old fashioned lie back and think of England bonking "

That's the one.

Bonking, a word used not nearly enough

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

I agree ghost love a bit of bonking

I'm quite partial to a jolly good rodgering too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I agree ghost love a bit of bonking

I'm quite partial to a jolly good rodgering too "

A Mighty rodgering

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"I agree ghost love a bit of bonking

I'm quite partial to a jolly good rodgering too

A Mighty rodgering "

Could be persuaded

Mighty does sound better than just jolly good

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Just had a lovely few hours catching up with an old friend

So anyone still awake?

Yes as usual x

Me and you are as bad as each other with the old insomnia

We should start a support group

A late night group therapy. 'InsomniacStrumpetsAnonymous'

Evening everyone

I'm Curvy this is the 5th consecutive night I've been awake into the wee hours because sleep eludes me. I've true many relaxation methods including, counting sheep, envisioning myself on a dessert island, listening to whale music and even a damn good lady wank but alas they all fail to work and sleep still eludes me

Dr Naughty prescribes many oragsms but not from lady wanks.

Oh yes that would work. Pity paul is fast asleep at home. Lady wank is the only option x "

Oh well you better makes sure it's a great one then Angie

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Must say it's nice to have a bit of the flirty fun injected back into the thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I agree ghost love a bit of bonking

I'm quite partial to a jolly good rodgering too

A Mighty rodgering

Could be persuaded

Mighty does sound better than just jolly good "

Consider it done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Must say it's nice to have a bit of the flirty fun injected back into the thread "

It is, has been lacking on here for a while. X

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Must say it's nice to have a bit of the flirty fun injected back into the thread

It is, has been lacking on here for a while. X "

Most definitely

And who doesn't love to get their flirt on?

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"I agree ghost love a bit of bonking

I'm quite partial to a jolly good rodgering too

A Mighty rodgering

Could be persuaded

Mighty does sound better than just jolly good

Consider it done"

Knew you wanted me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strumpet anonymous

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Strumpet anonymous "

Oh dear there's no help for you if addicted to stumpets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strumpet anonymous

Oh dear there's no help for you if addicted to stumpets "

My dr recommended a course of leeches.

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Strumpet anonymous

Oh dear there's no help for you if addicted to stumpets

My dr recommended a course of leeches. "

Most likely for their sucking abilities though it may be a lack lustre substitute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmm sucking

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Mmmm sucking "

My nipples?

Well if you insist

Just be gentle with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Must say it's nice to have a bit of the flirty fun injected back into the thread

It is, has been lacking on here for a while. X

Most definitely

And who doesn't love to get their flirt on?

"

Yes, definitely x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mmmm sucking

My nipples?

Well if you insist

Just be gentle with me "

Gentle? Maybe.........for now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm gonna head off to bed now as I've got work in the morning. Goodnight everybody. Have fun

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Must say it's nice to have a bit of the flirty fun injected back into the thread

It is, has been lacking on here for a while. X

Most definitely

And who doesn't love to get their flirt on?

Yes, definitely x "

Careful there fluttering those pretty eyes at me I may invite you over to the dark side

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"I'm gonna head off to bed now as I've got work in the morning. Goodnight everybody. Have fun"

Night spin

Sweet sexy dreams to ya

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm gonna head off to bed now as I've got work in the morning. Goodnight everybody. Have fun

Night spin

Sweet sexy dreams to ya

Mwah "

Aww thanks. Mwah. Nighty night Curvy and sweet sexy dreams to ya too

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK

Good morning insomniacs.. well just finished my latest bit of writing and ventured back online...

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Good morning insomniacs.. well just finished my latest bit of writing and ventured back online..."

Omg morning already

I blame you lot for being so distracting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm gonna attempt a power nap or two. Laters strumpets and deviants

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"Good morning insomniacs.. well just finished my latest bit of writing and ventured back online...

Omg morning already

I blame you lot for being so distracting "

Me.. distracting nah.... cooeee

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"I'm gonna attempt a power nap or two. Laters strumpets and deviants "

Careful on the power nap!

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Well my phone is about to die so best get it charging and attempt to call it a night but don't be shocked if you see me back on here in an hour

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"Well my phone is about to die so best get it charging and attempt to call it a night but don't be shocked if you see me back on here in an hour "

I will "keep them peeled" as the saying goes as I'm not feeling much like sleep yet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Must say it's nice to have a bit of the flirty fun injected back into the thread

It is, has been lacking on here for a while. X

Most definitely

And who doesn't love to get their flirt on?

Yes, definitely x

Careful there fluttering those pretty eyes at me I may invite you over to the dark side "

Ooo x

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK

I definitely noticed some eye fluttering there angie hehe

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By *ascade35Man  over a year ago

Alnwick

Evening all....sorry for the late visit.....fell asleep early, woke up and now I can't sleep again lol

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"Evening all....sorry for the late visit.....fell asleep early, woke up and now I can't sleep again lol"

Hello... well if its any consolation, i am awake still too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning all x

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Good morning all x "

Morning Angie and all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning Angie and all "

Did you sleep curvy, I think I got about 5 hours as usual x

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Good morning all x

Morning Angie and all

Did you sleep curvy, I think I got about 5 hours as usual x "

Cat napped maybe got about 3 hours in total

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mmmmm BBW

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By *owdyboy 890Man  over a year ago

Country West

Good morning here xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning Angie and all

Did you sleep curvy, I think I got about 5 hours as usual x

Cat napped maybe got about 3 hours in total

That's not good. X

"

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Good morning all x

Morning Angie and all

Did you sleep curvy, I think I got about 5 hours as usual x

Cat napped maybe got about 3 hours in total

That's not good. X

"

No it's crap and I feel crap for it volunteering at girls school this afternoon too

So how did you manage 5 miraculous hours? Dr naughties prescribed technique but any chance?

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK

Good morning! When I eventually did sleep I think I got about 5 hours...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning Angie and all

Did you sleep curvy, I think I got about 5 hours as usual x

Cat napped maybe got about 3 hours in total

That's not good. X

No it's crap and I feel crap for it volunteering at girls school this afternoon too

So how did you manage 5 miraculous hours? Dr naughties prescribed technique but any chance? "

Well it might have been. But 5 hours is good though not every night x

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Good morning! When I eventually did sleep I think I got about 5 hours..."

You still did better than me I feel shattered

Any suggestions on how to perk me up a bit?

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"Good morning! When I eventually did sleep I think I got about 5 hours...

You still did better than me I feel shattered

Any suggestions on how to perk me up a bit? "

I could think of a few, not sure how many would make it through the forum hehe....

Freshly squeezed orange juice

Caffeine and nibbles

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK

Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Intravenous line filled with pure caffeine please.

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"Hi all "

Good afternoon, hope I find you well?

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"Intravenous line filled with pure caffeine please. "

You could be onto something there!

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By *ascade35Man  over a year ago

Alnwick

Afternoon all

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"Afternoon all"

Good afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi all

Good afternoon, hope I find you well? "

I am thanks I hope that you are to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Intravenous line filled with pure caffeine please.

You could be onto something there!"

Either that or white noise on repeat. Just to keep my eyes open.

2 monitors and a graphics tablet on don't help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh yeah, good afternoon deviants

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By *elloIntrigue OP   Man  over a year ago

North West UK


"Hi all

Good afternoon, hope I find you well?

I am thanks I hope that you are to "

Very well thank you, I've had quite a productive morning and as boring as it sounds I'm off for a carvery.

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hoping you are perked up now curvy? "

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours "

Dunno what auto correct thought it was doing then that gobbled-dee-gook should have said volunteering

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Intravenous line filled with pure caffeine please. "

One for me too please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

After noon sexy ladies

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"Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours

Dunno what auto correct thought it was doing then that gobbled-dee-gook should have said volunteering "

That'll teach you to talk with ya mouth full

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By *iceguymkMan  over a year ago

aylesbury

Good afternoon sexy ladies x

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours

Dunno what auto correct thought it was doing then that gobbled-dee-gook should have said volunteering

That'll teach you to talk with ya mouth full "

Don't know what you mean

I'm a good girl there's never anything suspect in my mouth

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Good afternoon and welcome to the newbies and niceguy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours

Dunno what auto correct thought it was doing then that gobbled-dee-gook should have said volunteering

That'll teach you to talk with ya mouth full

Don't know what you mean

I'm a good girl there's never anything suspect in my mouth "

*splutters*

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By *iceguymkMan  over a year ago

aylesbury


"Good afternoon and welcome to the newbies and niceguy "

Hello CM... Hello newbies ...how s everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon all, well that was an interesting afternoon x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all, well that was an interesting afternoon x "

How so?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good afternoon and welcome to the newbies and niceguy

Hello CM... Hello newbies ...how s everyone "

Tired, and ready to write the day off

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours

Dunno what auto correct thought it was doing then that gobbled-dee-gook should have said volunteering

That'll teach you to talk with ya mouth full

Don't know what you mean

I'm a good girl there's never anything suspect in my mouth

*splutters* "

Shhhh you'll have the newbies thinking I'm a wrong un

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Good afternoon and welcome to the newbies and niceguy

Hello CM... Hello newbies ...how s everyone "

Other than feeling shattered Can't complain hopefully I'll sleep well tonight

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By *iceguymkMan  over a year ago

aylesbury


"Afternoon all, well that was an interesting afternoon x "

Tell us more

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon all, well that was an interesting afternoon x "

Oh dear That face says it all

Hope you're ok

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By *iceguymkMan  over a year ago

aylesbury


"Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours

Dunno what auto correct thought it was doing then that gobbled-dee-gook should have said volunteering

That'll teach you to talk with ya mouth full

Don't know what you mean

I'm a good girl there's never anything suspect in my mouth

*splutters*

Shhhh you'll have the newbies thinking I'm a wrong un "

Do you mean you never are ???

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By *iceguymkMan  over a year ago

aylesbury


"Good afternoon and welcome to the newbies and niceguy

Hello CM... Hello newbies ...how s everyone

Other than feeling shattered Can't complain hopefully I'll sleep well tonight "

Yeah getting a bit cooler down here too , still got the fan going though

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By *iceguymkMan  over a year ago

aylesbury


"Good afternoon and welcome to the newbies and niceguy

Hello CM... Hello newbies ...how s everyone

Tired, and ready to write the day off "

Tired in a good or bad way ???

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours

Dunno what auto correct thought it was doing then that gobbled-dee-gook should have said volunteering

That'll teach you to talk with ya mouth full

Don't know what you mean

I'm a good girl there's never anything suspect in my mouth

*splutters*

Shhhh you'll have the newbies thinking I'm a wrong un

Do you mean you never are ???"

No I'm an absolute saint

Don't let my pics of me gagged and tied fool you their not really me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon xx

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By *iceguymkMan  over a year ago

aylesbury


"Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours

Dunno what auto correct thought it was doing then that gobbled-dee-gook should have said volunteering

That'll teach you to talk with ya mouth full

Don't know what you mean

I'm a good girl there's never anything suspect in my mouth

*splutters*

Shhhh you'll have the newbies thinking I'm a wrong un

Do you mean you never are ???

No I'm an absolute saint

Don't let my pics of me gagged and tied fool you their not really me "

Ah ok x you found them on the pc,/ phone when you got it x I bet you dont even shower naked as your such a saint

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By *iceguymkMan  over a year ago

aylesbury


"Afternoon xx"

Hello Kat .... You ok ?

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours

Dunno what auto correct thought it was doing then that gobbled-dee-gook should have said volunteering

That'll teach you to talk with ya mouth full

Don't know what you mean

I'm a good girl there's never anything suspect in my mouth

*splutters*

Shhhh you'll have the newbies thinking I'm a wrong un

Do you mean you never are ???

No I'm an absolute saint

Don't let my pics of me gagged and tied fool you their not really me

Ah ok x you found them on the pc,/ phone when you got it x I bet you dont even shower naked as your such a saint "

Oh course not got my 1920s style dignified costume for showing in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon xx

Hello Kat .... You ok ? "

I'm ok thanks yourself xx

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By *iceguymkMan  over a year ago

aylesbury


"Hoping you are perked up now curvy?

Very perky now just been. Oluntwerubg at girls school for a few hours

Dunno what auto correct thought it was doing then that gobbled-dee-gook should have said volunteering

That'll teach you to talk with ya mouth full

Don't know what you mean

I'm a good girl there's never anything suspect in my mouth

*splutters*

Shhhh you'll have the newbies thinking I'm a wrong un

Do you mean you never are ???

No I'm an absolute saint

Don't let my pics of me gagged and tied fool you their not really me

Ah ok x you found them on the pc,/ phone when you got it x I bet you dont even shower naked as your such a saint

Oh course not got my 1920s style dignified costume for showing in "

Got the hat too ?

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By *ascade35Man  over a year ago

Alnwick


"Afternoon all, well that was an interesting afternoon x "

What was so interesting about it Angie? xx

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