It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
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I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though  |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out "
Wish I was,back,at school lol
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I would love Gibbs a primary school teacher! I was at a cross roads in my career but teaching was a very close second.
How about you do some home visits for me today, talking to people about their babies and young children and whatever issues they have, and I'll be miss honey? |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out "
You haven't really sold it to me. I think I'd prefer pretending to be busy in the office actually! |
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"I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though "
Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational
Or I would talk about time management  |
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"I would love Gibbs a primary school teacher! I was at a cross roads in my career but teaching was a very close second.
How about you do some home visits for me today, talking to people about their babies and young children and whatever issues they have, and I'll be miss honey?"
Sounds like a fair swap  |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
You haven't really sold it to me. I think I'd prefer pretending to be busy in the office actually! "
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"I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though
Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational
Or I would talk about time management "
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over a year ago
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"I would love Gibbs a primary school teacher! I was at a cross roads in my career but teaching was a very close second.
How about you do some home visits for me today, talking to people about their babies and young children and whatever issues they have, and I'll be miss honey?
Sounds like a fair swap "
and actually if I get my job right, your job ends up a lot easier? Or do I'm told... |
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"I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though
Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational
Or I would talk about time management
Well aren't you a godsend "
"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"
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"I would love Gibbs a primary school teacher! I was at a cross roads in my career but teaching was a very close second.
How about you do some home visits for me today, talking to people about their babies and young children and whatever issues they have, and I'll be miss honey?
Sounds like a fair swap
and actually if I get my job right, your job ends up a lot easier? Or do I'm told..."
Yes you are right. X |
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"Miss honey, how about sitting in a poorly air conditioned office that smells?
What do I need to do in the office?
Can I bring air freshener? "
The air freshener wouldn't help, and I can't tell you what I do, it's a secret  |
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"I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though
Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational
Or I would talk about time management
Well aren't you a godsend
"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"
See, amazing "
They are sensitive souls and might cry. You're hi_ed  |
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"I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though
Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational
Or I would talk about time management
Well aren't you a godsend
"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"
See, amazing
They are sensitive souls and might cry. You're hi_ed "
It's been a while since I made grown ups cry, I'm in! |
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over a year ago
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"I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though
Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational
Or I would talk about time management
Well aren't you a godsend
"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"
See, amazing
They are sensitive souls and might cry. You're hi_ed
It's been a while since I made grown ups cry, I'm in!"
You can come along to my workplace when you're done there  |
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"I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though
Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational
Or I would talk about time management
Well aren't you a godsend
"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"
See, amazing
They are sensitive souls and might cry. You're hi_ed
It's been a while since I made grown ups cry, I'm in!
You can come along to my workplace when you're done there "
Oh I like this, I feel like you are all allowing me to be a bitch |
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over a year ago
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out "
My job today involves making myself another coffee to enjoy sitting in the sunny garden,I'll then maybe take a short nap before a pleasant stroll through the park on my way to town where I need to get some last minute things for my holiday which starts tomorrow.I may call in to a pub for a little lunch on the way home,then another nap to recover from my exertions.
You could ask me to swap if you like but I think I'll say 'no thanks'. |
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You're more than welcome to do a 15 hour day, get verbally abused by the public, threatened and sometimes have a knife at your throat. Be prepa_ed to go without eating that whole time too, because you're the only member of the management team who's working and every time you try to sit down and eat or attempt a break of some sort you're needed to sort out minor issues or deal with a customer who won't believe that the other staff know what they're talking about.
Oh... and that's the good part of the job! |
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"You're more than welcome to do a 15 hour day, get verbally abused by the public, threatened and sometimes have a knife at your throat."
That sounds like a tough meeting, you want to tighten up the agenda, you do |
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If you want to help calculate the man population density within a 10 minute walk of the railway stations in Wales, or map the potential impact of the Swansea Tidal Lagoon on harbour porpoise feeding grounds, then I'm more than happy  |
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This morning, picking a lady up from her house and taking her to the swimming pool, helping her get in the pool (I don't go in) then help her get out. Have a coffee and cake in the cafe (not me today, I'm trying to eat healthily) take her home, work complete! |
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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago
Near the River |
"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
You can take my place in a business lunch tomorrow. You will have to flatter and massage inflated egos, laugh and listen to their entertaining wit as they talk about themselves. But you do get to eat and drink yourself silly.
Help a girl out "
You can take my place for lunch. You'll have to massage,egos, look interested but you do get to eat overpriced food and drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though
Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational
Or I would talk about time management
Well aren't you a godsend
"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"
See, amazing
They are sensitive souls and might cry. You're hi_ed
It's been a while since I made grown ups cry, I'm in!
You can come along to my workplace when you're done there
Oh I like this, I feel like you are all allowing me to be a bitch "
Just call yourself a management consultant |
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i will be supporting 12 residents to eat wash and get through their day safely - hopefully prevent any negative behaviour and if its sunny get them all out into the garden as well - thats as good as its gets - often not how it is at all |
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I would if it was yr 3 and up, but my days of running around after little ones are numbe_ed. Would have been a cushy day for you too, I only have to hang my washing out, put another load on, make soup for dinner, pop to the local shop to top my Oyster up, pick my grandson up from school, cook him his dinner and wait for my daughter to get home at 6pm. Time's my own after that |
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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out "
I'd much rather be doing sports day than transition day.
Cooking and cleaning the school kitchen. Then serving about 800 children of which about 130 are sca_ed silly and have no idea what to order and eat. |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out "
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap? |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?"
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan. |
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I teach children to light fires, build dens , encourage them to climb trees and play in the wild. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it
Psst, I'm not swapping with anyone |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan. "
Lol, more like burnt to a crisp. |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.
Lol, more like burnt to a crisp. "
I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.
That shit happens right?... |
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"I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though "
Sounds like you are in a position to change the work environment for the better then. Not a bad place to be. |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.
Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.
I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.
That shit happens right?... "
Thats my usual lunch hour  |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.
Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.
I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.
That shit happens right?...
Thats my usual lunch hour "
Knew it |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.
Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.
I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.
That shit happens right?...
Thats my usual lunch hour
Knew it "
Yeah you've totally sussed me, in fact I'm completely greased up right now and couldn't possibly squeeze in another grape.  |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"I have meetings from 9-4
You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.
No sharp objects allowed though
Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational
Or I would talk about time management "
Ahhh.. If only there was time for time management |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.
Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.
I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.
That shit happens right?...
Thats my usual lunch hour
Knew it
Yeah you've totally sussed me, in fact I'm completely greased up right now and couldn't possibly squeeze in another grape. "
Then get the skivvy nekkid men to make wine out of them for you. For crying out loud get your priorities right |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
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Go on then.. First off you have to ring really lovely people up who's boilers broke and they don't scream at you honest.....
Then when you arrive, you have to undress said "old boiler" twiddle all its Knobs, if that don't work then you tweak some nipples. And fingers crossed she'll moisten up and spring to life.. |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.
Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.
I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.
That shit happens right?...
Thats my usual lunch hour
Knew it
Yeah you've totally sussed me, in fact I'm completely greased up right now and couldn't possibly squeeze in another grape.
Then get the skivvy nekkid men to make wine out of them for you. For crying out loud get your priorities right "
They are busy waiting for you..... |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.
Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.
I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.
That shit happens right?... "
Nah that shit doesn't happen really |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"How are you at accounting? The VAT man is insistent on a return being filed shortly. It's always fun reconciling and correcting stuff wrongly ente_ed "
Oooo vat returns I am doing my companies uk, Italian and Dutch ones at moment |
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"Go on then.. First off you have to ring really lovely people up who's boilers broke and they don't scream at you honest.....
Then when you arrive, you have to undress said "old boiler" twiddle all its Knobs, if that don't work then you tweak some nipples. And fingers crossed she'll moisten up and spring to life.. "
Lube. |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?"
Yeah go on |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.
Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.
I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.
That shit happens right?...
Nah that shit doesn't happen really "
Burst my bubble man, I was enjoying that lunch break |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
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"Go on then.. First off you have to ring really lovely people up who's boilers broke and they don't scream at you honest.....
Then when you arrive, you have to undress said "old boiler" twiddle all its Knobs, if that don't work then you tweak some nipples. And fingers crossed she'll moisten up and spring to life..
Lube."
Indeed.. AquaSil. Slippery when wet |
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"It's Monday
I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.
I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?
Help a girl out
Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?
I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.
Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.
I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.
That shit happens right?...
Nah that shit doesn't happen really
Burst my bubble man, I was enjoying that lunch break "
Hehe sorry about that |
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