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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bunny boilers have no place in swinging 
they should sod off and let the sensible people get on with having fun
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Wahay there are sensible people in swinging?
Knew there must be somewhere lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bunny boilers have no place in swinging
they should sod off and let the sensible people get on with having fun
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I so agree...the thing that pissed me off is I'm getting the blame! I already booked a train ticket lol! Grrrr! |
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster... "
Ahhh those green eyed monsters 
One of the funniest ones I heard was a text saying "two is company, three is a crowd" .... when talking about going to a swinging club lol... in my world two is company, 3 is damn horny and 4 is a party  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want a bunny boiler... Everyone else gets one so why can't I?? I'd take her everywhere, take her on meets, let her watch.. I'd never leave her out, thats just plain mean....
I dunno.... some people just have all the luck..  |
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"I want a bunny boiler... Everyone else gets one so why can't I?? I'd take her everywhere, take her on meets, let her watch.. I'd never leave her out, thats just plain mean....
I dunno.... some people just have all the luck.. "
I can be hired for weddings, funerals and barmitzfahs...bunnyboilers r us |
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"I want a bunny boiler... Everyone else gets one so why can't I?? I'd take her everywhere, take her on meets, let her watch.. I'd never leave her out, thats just plain mean....
I dunno.... some people just have all the luck.. "
Naaa you dont want one trust me. Park outside your house with all sorts of sharp implements in the boot |
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"I want a bunny boiler... Everyone else gets one so why can't I?? I'd take her everywhere, take her on meets, let her watch.. I'd never leave her out, thats just plain mean....
I dunno.... some people just have all the luck..
I can be hired for weddings, funerals and barmitzfahs...bunnyboilers r us"
Don't be fooled - he just wants someone to cook rabbit stew for him  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
Ahhh those green eyed monsters
One of the funniest ones I heard was a text saying "two is company, three is a crowd" .... when talking about going to a swinging club lol... in my world two is company, 3 is damn horny and 4 is a party "
And everyone loves a good party!!! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want a bunny boiler... Everyone else gets one so why can't I?? I'd take her everywhere, take her on meets, let her watch.. I'd never leave her out, thats just plain mean....
I dunno.... some people just have all the luck..
I can be hired for weddings, funerals and barmitzfahs...bunnyboilers r us
Don't be fooled - he just wants someone to cook rabbit stew for him "
Im sure he has a few vegetables I could use for it too! |
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"I want a bunny boiler... Everyone else gets one so why can't I?? I'd take her everywhere, take her on meets, let her watch.. I'd never leave her out, thats just plain mean....
I dunno.... some people just have all the luck..
I can be hired for weddings, funerals and barmitzfahs...bunnyboilers r us
Don't be fooled - he just wants someone to cook rabbit stew for him
Im sure he has a few vegetables I could use for it too!"
got a sack full of spuds if your stewing up, you got your coneys? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought Pasta was on the menu tonight?
Naaaaaa she will have rabbit and pasta with a champ side dish, all in a big black pot!!!!"
your favourite eh...lol |
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"I thought Pasta was on the menu tonight?
Naaaaaa she will have rabbit and pasta with a champ side dish, all in a big black pot!!!!
your favourite eh...lol"
I have been known to shoot the odd wabbit but i don't like the smell of stewing rabbit  |
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"I thought Pasta was on the menu tonight?
Naaaaaa she will have rabbit and pasta with a champ side dish, all in a big black pot!!!!
your favourite eh...lol
I have been known to shoot the odd wabbit but i don't like the smell of stewing rabbit "
you shoot it, sit in the garden whilst I cook it and then we can eat...simples |
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"I thought Pasta was on the menu tonight?
Naaaaaa she will have rabbit and pasta with a champ side dish, all in a big black pot!!!!
your favourite eh...lol
I have been known to shoot the odd wabbit but i don't like the smell of stewing rabbit
you shoot it, sit in the garden whilst I cook it and then we can eat...simples "
Hate to think what you would do with the skins!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought Pasta was on the menu tonight?
Naaaaaa she will have rabbit and pasta with a champ side dish, all in a big black pot!!!!
your favourite eh...lol
I have been known to shoot the odd wabbit but i don't like the smell of stewing rabbit
you shoot it, sit in the garden whilst I cook it and then we can eat...simples
Hate to think what you would do with the skins!!! "
make you some ear muffs... |
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"I thought Pasta was on the menu tonight?
Naaaaaa she will have rabbit and pasta with a champ side dish, all in a big black pot!!!!
your favourite eh...lol
I have been known to shoot the odd wabbit but i don't like the smell of stewing rabbit
you shoot it, sit in the garden whilst I cook it and then we can eat...simples
Hate to think what you would do with the skins!!!
make you some ear muffs... "
Not a Merkin ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought Pasta was on the menu tonight?
Naaaaaa she will have rabbit and pasta with a champ side dish, all in a big black pot!!!!
your favourite eh...lol
I have been known to shoot the odd wabbit but i don't like the smell of stewing rabbit
you shoot it, sit in the garden whilst I cook it and then we can eat...simples
Hate to think what you would do with the skins!!!
make you some ear muffs...
Not a Merkin ???"
lmao....okay okay, it is a merkin really. |
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"will somebody just send me a text I will be eternally greatful 
I can forward the ones I got "
I would pass that message onto the peeps whp should have received it personally.
Joking apart your prob best out of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster... "
She is? or YOU are? I sort of got lost amongst the rabbit n carrots.. ? |
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
She is? or YOU are? I sort of got lost amongst the rabbit n carrots.. ? "
Keep up
He met bird, then introduced to mate of bird, who subsequently look as though she is trying to put mate off after introducing him to her. So she texted her mate and his next meet saying he was allegedly unsuitable. Alas text went to him not mate who he was going to meet.
Hmmm im confused now I have fook all idea how we got onto stewing rabbits.
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
She is? or YOU are? I sort of got lost amongst the rabbit n carrots.. ?
Keep up
He met bird, then introduced to mate of bird, who subsequently look as though she is trying to put mate off after introducing him to her. So she texted her mate and his next meet saying he was allegedly unsuitable. Alas text went to him not mate who he was going to meet.
Hmmm im confused now I have fook all idea how we got onto stewing rabbits.
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thank fook I haven't got a mobile phone! |
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
She is? or YOU are? I sort of got lost amongst the rabbit n carrots.. ?
Keep up
He met bird, then introduced to mate of bird, who subsequently look as though she is trying to put mate off after introducing him to her. So she texted her mate and his next meet saying he was allegedly unsuitable. Alas text went to him not mate who he was going to meet.
Hmmm im confused now I have fook all idea how we got onto stewing rabbits.
thank fook I haven't got a mobile phone! "
Won't she let you have one??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
She is? or YOU are? I sort of got lost amongst the rabbit n carrots.. ?
Keep up
He met bird, then introduced to mate of bird, who subsequently look as though she is trying to put mate off after introducing him to her. So she texted her mate and his next meet saying he was allegedly unsuitable. Alas text went to him not mate who he was going to meet.
Hmmm im confused now I have fook all idea how we got onto stewing rabbits.
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ahhhhhhhhhh light is on ta  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
She is? or YOU are? I sort of got lost amongst the rabbit n carrots.. ?
Keep up
He met bird, then introduced to mate of bird, who subsequently look as though she is trying to put mate off after introducing him to her. So she texted her mate and his next meet saying he was allegedly unsuitable. Alas text went to him not mate who he was going to meet.
Hmmm im confused now I have fook all idea how we got onto stewing rabbits.
thank fook I haven't got a mobile phone!
Won't she let you have one??? "
I've discovered a new invention .....a phone you can talk on! pmsl |
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
She is? or YOU are? I sort of got lost amongst the rabbit n carrots.. ?
Keep up
He met bird, then introduced to mate of bird, who subsequently look as though she is trying to put mate off after introducing him to her. So she texted her mate and his next meet saying he was allegedly unsuitable. Alas text went to him not mate who he was going to meet.
Hmmm im confused now I have fook all idea how we got onto stewing rabbits.
thank fook I haven't got a mobile phone!
Won't she let you have one???
I've discovered a new invention .....a phone you can talk on! pmsl"
your deffo a bloke lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"will somebody just send me a text I will be eternally greatful
I can forward the ones I got
I would pass that message onto the peeps whp should have received it personally.
Joking apart your prob best out of it. "
Lol! I am...not chtting to either of them! Lucky escape me thinks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
She is? or YOU are? I sort of got lost amongst the rabbit n carrots.. ?
Keep up
He met bird, then introduced to mate of bird, who subsequently look as though she is trying to put mate off after introducing him to her. So she texted her mate and his next meet saying he was allegedly unsuitable. Alas text went to him not mate who he was going to meet.
Hmmm im confused now I have fook all idea how we got onto stewing rabbits.
ahhhhhhhhhh light is on ta "
I was talking to Ms Bunny and we set up a meet. She had a friend there, Ms Friend, and introduced us and said we (her, the friend and I) should meet.
I messaged the Ms Bunny person to confirm a few times and didn't hear back.
Ms Friend and I kept chatting. Today, Ms Friend sent me a text message (intended for the Ms Bunny) saying I was clearly a timewaster as I said I had sent messages to Ms Bunny (who denied it) to confirm.
Phew... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want a bunny boiler... Everyone else gets one so why can't I?? I'd take her everywhere, take her on meets, let her watch.. I'd never leave her out, thats just plain mean....
I dunno.... some people just have all the luck..
Naaa you dont want one trust me. Park outside your house with all sorts of sharp implements in the boot "
Well... she might want to do some gardening... Its mean not to let her eh.
I want one... |
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Ms Friend and I kept chatting. Today, Ms Friend sent me a text message (intended for the Ms Bunny) saying I was clearly a timewaster as I said I had sent messages to Ms Bunny (who denied it) to confirm.
Phew... "
What you had was a lucky escape. If she's like that because your texting, I'd hate to think what she'd do if met her friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster... "
Women are funny creatures but there are some gooduns |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
Women are funny creatures but there are some gooduns "
ooh! just saved yourself there with that last bit sweetie x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
Women are funny creatures but there are some gooduns ooh! just saved yourself there with that last bit sweetie x "
Lol youv always got to cover yourself Kaz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
Women are funny creatures but there are some gooduns ooh! just saved yourself there with that last bit sweetie x
Lol youv always got to cover yourself Kaz "
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"yo kaz how the hell are ya, long time no see on forum. missed ya girlim good boots ...and what the hell did i miss? where they all gone? "
dunno babe, perhaps you scared em off in ya tutu??? lol
actually a pic of me in a tutu would scare em off, your pic just has everyone slobbering |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i got called a bunny boiler
b4 u all start im fekkin not one !! lol
awwww so unfair have some xxxxxxxxx's"
fanx
he soon appologised wen i nearly killed him, pmsl xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
She is? or YOU are? I sort of got lost amongst the rabbit n carrots.. ?
Keep up
He met bird, then introduced to mate of bird, who subsequently look as though she is trying to put mate off after introducing him to her. So she texted her mate and his next meet saying he was allegedly unsuitable. Alas text went to him not mate who he was going to meet.
Hmmm im confused now I have fook all idea how we got onto stewing rabbits.
ahhhhhhhhhh light is on ta
I was talking to Ms Bunny and we set up a meet. She had a friend there, Ms Friend, and introduced us and said we (her, the friend and I) should meet.
I messaged the Ms Bunny person to confirm a few times and didn't hear back.
Ms Friend and I kept chatting. Today, Ms Friend sent me a text message (intended for the Ms Bunny) saying I was clearly a timewaster as I said I had sent messages to Ms Bunny (who denied it) to confirm.
Phew... "
sounds like the tales of beatrix potter |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"Reality is stranger than fiction -
I was due to have a meet this week and suddenly they stopped replying to messages.
Apparently (so a close friend of the person tells me) she got funny that her friend and I were chatting - despite her introducing us.
Her friend then sends me a text by mistake saying I'm "weird" and a timewaster...
She is? or YOU are? I sort of got lost amongst the rabbit n carrots.. ?
Keep up
He met bird, then introduced to mate of bird, who subsequently look as though she is trying to put mate off after introducing him to her. So she texted her mate and his next meet saying he was allegedly unsuitable. Alas text went to him not mate who he was going to meet.
Hmmm im confused now I have fook all idea how we got onto stewing rabbits.
ahhhhhhhhhh light is on ta
I was talking to Ms Bunny and we set up a meet. She had a friend there, Ms Friend, and introduced us and said we (her, the friend and I) should meet.
I messaged the Ms Bunny person to confirm a few times and didn't hear back.
Ms Friend and I kept chatting. Today, Ms Friend sent me a text message (intended for the Ms Bunny) saying I was clearly a timewaster as I said I had sent messages to Ms Bunny (who denied it) to confirm.
Phew...
sounds like the tales of beatrix potter"
but who is the mad hatter? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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omg ya knobby even i know that was alice in wonderland. you must of had a deprived childhood if yer never read the books. bet you read Jane and John go dogging |
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"omg ya knobby even i know that was alice in wonderland. you must of had a deprived childhood if yer never read the books. bet you read Jane and John go dogging"
Can you imagine that turning up for reading time! |
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sounds like the tales of beatrix potter
but who is the mad hatter?
your getting confused with Lewis Carol
its hard beihg a smartarse it really is"
and its hard being a man sometimes |
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