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By *ohnaron OP Man over a year ago

london

So who says men don't talk?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Positive attitude. That's what I like to see.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not a woman. Im a lady

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By *rowleyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ummm... ok?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, none whatsoever, just a lot of cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a man, man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah there's no women here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No women ??? Sure I've seen them

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

No women fuck me who have I been shagging then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is fake news.

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

This thread will get you far on here mate . Well done . You'll be inundated with messages now lol

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"No women ??? Sure I've seen them

"
I'm sure thats one in your pic aint it ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another well thought out forum post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are less women than it seems.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No women ??? Sure I've seen them

I'm sure thats one in your pic aint it ? Xx"

We think so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yea ok.

PTU xxx

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm a fake profile

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"No women ??? Sure I've seen them

I'm sure thats one in your pic aint it ? Xx

We think so

If not he's got a great ass lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So who says men don't talk?"

What do you mean? Talk about what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is fake news."

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"I'm a fake profile "

Great pics on your fake profile , tell That woman in them she's HOT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bollocks - you mean the meet I have arranged for this week is with a fraud??

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"No women fuck me who have I been shagging then

Surprise!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife must be a figment of my imagination then.

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"Bollocks - you mean the meet I have arranged for this week is with a fraud??

Sounds like it mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If this is true, I've slept with some hot post op transexuals then!

Can I still call them ladies though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No women fuck me who have I been shagging then

you tell us

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"This thread will get you far on here mate . Well done . You'll be inundated with messages now lol

"
.

Pmsl

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Bollocks - you mean the meet I have arranged for this week is with a fraud??

You've been MANipulated

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"This thread will get you far on here mate . Well done . You'll be inundated with messages now lol

Pmsl

Do you think he's wishing he hadn't posted this threw . No messages from him lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's lots of us just not all guys tick the right boxes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*checks my boobs*

Still a woman...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing to see here move along.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any near me?

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"No women fuck me who have I been shagging then

you tell us

I don't know but it felt tight and warm, felt a bit like apple pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My wife must be a figment of my imagination then. "

You're not a woman, and neither is your wife.

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By *ulldog_71Man over a year ago

Sedgefield

"*checks my boobs*

Still a woman...

would you like someone to double check them for you

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"Nothing to see here move along.....

Ive already looked a few times x

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"*checks my boobs*

Still a woman...

"
joins the back of the line to double check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing to see here move along.....

Ive already looked a few times x "

I do keep trying to hide them but it's not working

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not a woman. Im a lady

I echo this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now it all makes sense why an affluent erudite Adonis like me gets no meets or message responses. All those so called women are just hairy arsed blokes with fake photos...I knew it couldn't have been me!

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"Nothing to see here move along.....

Ive already looked a few times x

I do keep trying to hide them but it's not working

Please dont hide them , I gotta have my daily fix of them now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No women? That's a bold claim. Prove it!!!

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

[Removed by poster at 25/06/17 12:41:19]

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

I know I've been defanatly looking at gorgeous women , they got titties and pussies .... Kinda gives it away lol

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By *rowleyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I am definitely not a woman.

But I can be a bit of a tit at times

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By *retty womanWoman over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"Im not a woman. Im a lady

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"Im not a woman. Im a lady

Your a fab lady _retty woman lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flipping eck! Trying to come to terms with my very existence now.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

Crikey....what have I been playing with?

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"Flipping eck! Trying to come to terms with my very existence now.

Bet this thread was a bit of a shock for you !!!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Nah dude, just most of the women have bigger balls than some of the boys on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I now have a cluster of brusies after continuously pinching myself to validate ones existence... jurys still out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The act of a desperate man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does this mean my gender has changed just cos I joined this site?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

We all pushed our babies out if our arseholes.

Well, I had a c-section. Maybe that's coz I'm a bloke then. Those lying bastard doctors, they told me it was because my baby was breech.

Pffft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just checked... yes still a women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, none whatsoever, just a lot of cocks

so so true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just checked... yes still a women

Erm, second opinion!

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By *rowleyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Crikey....what have I been playing with? "

The Darlek?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So who says men don't talk?"

Don't get you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None at all ..... that's crazy

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By *rowleyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I now have a cluster of brusies after continuously pinching myself to validate ones existence... jurys still out "

Should have pinched yourself.

Leave less of a mark.

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"None at all ..... that's crazy "

Thats gotta be the sexy ass of a gorgeous woman xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.....who want to shag me.

FTFY, OP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None at all ..... that's crazy

Thats gotta be the sexy ass of a gorgeous woman xxxxx"

I'm not real ...just a figment of your imagination

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"No, none whatsoever, just a lot of cocks

so so true"

Your defanatly a woman .... Your gorgeous x

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"None at all ..... that's crazy

Thats gotta be the sexy ass of a gorgeous woman xxxxx

I'm not real ...just a figment of your imagination

Its been in my imagination for a while now lol and its made it to the wank bank lol xxxx you ok sexy xxxx

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

My old boss said I'd got more balls the most men he knew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So who says men don't talk?

Don't get you!"

It means that he has communicated with at least one other man to confirm there are no Domme fitties here who want to meet him/them (and that they all live in California)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None at all ..... that's crazy

Thats gotta be the sexy ass of a gorgeous woman xxxxx

I'm not real ...just a figment of your imagination

Its been in my imagination for a while now lol and its made it to the wank bank lol xxxx you ok sexy xxxx"

I'm good ta

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

"Crikey....what have I been playing with?

The Darlek?"

Well...you know....the stalk with the knob on the end.....irresistible...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My wife must be a figment of my imagination then.

You're not a woman, and neither is your wife. "

Eh?

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"None at all ..... that's crazy

Thats gotta be the sexy ass of a gorgeous woman xxxxx

I'm not real ...just a figment of your imagination

Its been in my imagination for a while now lol and its made it to the wank bank lol xxxx you ok sexy xxxx

I'm good ta

Good to hear , and to put your mind at ease ... Your Defanatly a woman . And a gorgeous one at that lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope no women, just men everywhere, guess you'll have to play with the boys instead

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"Nope no women, just men everywhere, guess you'll have to play with the boys instead "

Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo !!!!!!

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By *rowleyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Crikey....what have I been playing with?

The Darlek?

Well...you know....the stalk with the knob on the end.....irresistible..."

I was looking at all the bumps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least its different from 'theyre all lesbians' as a standard excuse for not getting anywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread will get you far on here mate . Well done . You'll be inundated with messages now lol

Pmsl

Do you think he's wishing he hadn't posted this threw . No messages from him lol"

Or possibly just laughing his arse off at the replies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're right! I just found my cock but no matter how long I rub it for it's not really growing....feels great though, so I'll just keep going

Peach (no longer a lady)

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"This thread will get you far on here mate . Well done . You'll be inundated with messages now lol

Pmsl

Do you think he's wishing he hadn't posted this threw . No messages from him lol

Or possibly just laughing his arse off at the replies. "

That is true lol and looking through all the profiles ninja style lol

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"You're right! I just found my cock but no matter how long I rub it for it's not really growing....feels great though, so I'll just keep going

Peach (no longer a lady)"

Ive got one you can practice on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Y'know I think you could be right OP!

All these so-called women and I can't get a meet for love nor money (well not love, obviously, as this is a Swing site and we're all here for NSA. Nor money, of course, as that's not allowed on here. Shit, I think I've just realised where I'm going wrong!!

)

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

The female presenting members of this site are all male....until you treat them like actual human beings...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I'll be off then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're right! I just found my cock but no matter how long I rub it for it's not really growing....feels great though, so I'll just keep going

Peach (no longer a lady)

Ive got one you can practice on lol "

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"You're right! I just found my cock but no matter how long I rub it for it's not really growing....feels great though, so I'll just keep going

Peach (no longer a lady)

Ive got one you can practice on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does this mean my boobs are actually moobs?

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

".....who want to shag me.

FTFY, OP."

Coffee first

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"Does this mean my boobs are actually moobs? "

Hope not

I've been ogling them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All those meets only wanting anal.... It all makes sense now!!

(and the stubble rash from snogs)

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Just realised how small of a dick i must have. #gutted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've checked it twice just to make sure and I'm 100% woman

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"I've checked it twice just to make sure and I'm 100% woman

"
best make it 200% ....ill pop round and have a check too

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

Hope there's some women joined today need some new ones to perve at lol if they are women lol

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

Any women joined yet lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a fake profile "

I'm a fake woman but my femininity is genuine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any women joined yet lol"

Nope

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"Any women joined yet lol

Nope

Well there's some hot men on here then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any women joined yet lol"

Nope just another fakester here

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"Any women joined yet lol

Nope just another fakester here

I think the guy that made this thread was right lol

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

No I won't have that.

There's one in Eastbourne.

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By *iceguymkMan over a year ago

aylesbury

"No I won't have that.

There's one in Eastbourne."

One ,,,, I'm heading down there to find her lol

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