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Those stupid thing you do when d*unk
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By *rowley OP Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
What are the stupid things you do when d*unk?
For me it was last night when I was out with some friends and somehow we ended up in a club.
I'm not normally a club person, but went along and being out of my comfort zone, I actually enjoyed myself.
My friend started chatting up this girl and I stared talking to her friend and things were going well.
We were drinking, dancing (well I was dancing badly) and chatting away (as you can in a noisy club) but then she suddenly vanished 
When we left the club at closing time I was talking to the girl my friend was chatting up and found out the other girl went home. She then asked if she should go home with my friend, and being the good friend I am, I told her to go with him.
So they went one way and I went the other, d*unk, slightly annoyed at missing out and ended up walking home, taking some of my frustration out on a bus shelter.
When I woke up this morning I found my clothes on a pile on the floor, and me in bed wearing only my boxers and a sock. Not a pair of socks, just a single sock. And my hand hurting.
I'm actually laughing at how stupid I was on the way home (and typing hurts)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to be a jolly d*unk on the (very) rare occasions I get tipsy, not an aggressive one. So it's usually saying stupid stuff or generally getting a bit doolally - all of which tend to be 'you had to be there' moments rather than ones that translate well on a Forum! 
Hope your friend had fun and don't worry, plenty more fish in the sea, it'll be your turn to entertain the lady next time I'm sure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I forget my age and the 21 yr old jack the lad appears.
I then think I can still drink til 4am go home shower and be up and ready for more at 7am
Reality is I'm unable to move for days and always say
Never again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't got d*unk for years, but have got up to various antics over the years. One of my most memorable, well my friends say it was, I put on a floor show with a stripper one night. I just remember walking away with a ribbon I took off his cock with my teeth. X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"D*unken texts, why oh why do we do it to ourselves!"
D*unken txt is better the the old skool way of turning up at ur ex's house totally bladder saying
Marry me
(long story) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so glad I stopped drinking before texting was a thing. I send enough stupid messages out as it is now without alcohol, I can't imagine how annoying I'd be with it thrown in to the mix. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok don't hold this against me...stole a bus which I drove round the block honking at my friend's, climbed out of a hotel window using bed sheets, stole a unicycle which I rode up bond Street the wrong way being chased by a clown, acquired a donkey which I tried taking into a club with me, broke into a police station and went to an ambassadors ball dressed as a bullfighter... Oh and I pissed up a statue of Thatcher  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get d*unk very often. However I do tend to send over emotional d*unk text messages. Usually saying all the things I'd be too scared to normally. "
D*unk minds speak sober hearts x |
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I don't do anything too crazy I think, but last time I was pissed I woke the following morning naked with the exception of my bra. Can't understand why I didn't take it off. It's like wearing shoes to bed, you just don't!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok don't hold this against me...stole a bus which I drove round the block honking at my friend's, climbed out of a hotel window using bed sheets, stole a unicycle which I rode up bond Street the wrong way being chased by a clown, acquired a donkey which I tried taking into a club with me, broke into a police station and went to an ambassadors ball dressed as a bullfighter... Oh and I pissed up a statue of Thatcher "
Hahaha you sound a great d*unk lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last time got d*unk lay on my arm & it went numb whilst was chatting to this girl. Got up to get another drink & freaked out thought was having a stroke haha  cldnt feel me arm or move my fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last time got d*unk lay on my arm & it went numb whilst was chatting to this girl. Got up to get another drink & freaked out thought was having a stroke haha cldnt feel me arm or move my fingers "
That actually made me laugh!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last time got d*unk lay on my arm & it went numb whilst was chatting to this girl. Got up to get another drink & freaked out thought was having a stroke haha cldnt feel me arm or move my fingers
That actually made me laugh!! "
Haha mate said was biting my arm & calling for a Doctor |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"D*unken texts, why oh why do we do it to ourselves!
I know 
Guilty as charged too!
Then spend the next day sheepishly apologising "
Haha yes. Plus that moment of dread as you scroll through your messages to check what you sent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are the stupid things you do when d*unk?
For me it was last night when I was out with some friends and somehow we ended up in a club.
I'm not normally a club person, but went along and being out of my comfort zone, I actually enjoyed myself.
My friend started chatting up this girl and I stared talking to her friend and things were going well.
We were drinking, dancing (well I was dancing badly) and chatting away (as you can in a noisy club) but then she suddenly vanished
When we left the club at closing time I was talking to the girl my friend was chatting up and found out the other girl went home. She then asked if she should go home with my friend, and being the good friend I am, I told her to go with him.
So they went one way and I went the other, d*unk, slightly annoyed at missing out and ended up walking home, taking some of my frustration out on a bus shelter.
When I woke up this morning I found my clothes on a pile on the floor, and me in bed wearing only my boxers and a sock. Not a pair of socks, just a single sock. And my hand hurting.
I'm actually laughing at how stupid I was on the way home (and typing hurts) "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last time got d*unk lay on my arm & it went numb whilst was chatting to this girl. Got up to get another drink & freaked out thought was having a stroke haha cldnt feel me arm or move my fingers
That actually made me laugh!!
Haha mate said was biting my arm & calling for a Doctor "
Oh that's just brilliant lol |
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"D*unken texts, why oh why do we do it to ourselves!
I know
Guilty as charged too!
Then spend the next day sheepishly apologising
Haha yes. Plus that moment of dread as you scroll through your messages to check what you sent!"
Yes that too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend once told me that it's impossible to stand on those white and yellow boxes that you find in the middle of the road (I don't know their name but they light up and have blue arrows on them). Anyway I was really d*unk and thought it would be a good idea to try and stand on top of it. It turns out they are not solid and they just flop over. After already having a glass bottle thrown at my foot, I was now on the floor in the middle of the road. |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
Tell an intern she has a nice pair of tits and a cracking arse....:
That was at midnight - let's just say I don't remember much after that and I awoke to sick down the inside of my hotel window
My trousers round my ankles cock out, and my shirt still on
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
Thursday night... out with work mates at a restaurant. .. Nobu in London... very expensive place... the meal for 7 came to over £1.5k... had a massive food fight with a couple of the girls with us.. hundreds of pounds worth of food being chucked around.. ???? |
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By *rowley OP Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Tell an intern she has a nice pair of tits and a cracking arse....:
That was at midnight - let's just say I don't remember much after that and I awoke to sick down the inside of my hotel window
My trousers round my ankles cock out, and my shirt still on
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Well I did sleep with one of the graduates at my old work on another night out. And ducked out while she was sleeping.
That was fun on the Monday meeting her in the kitchen while getting coffee. It was only a polite "morning" from each of us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok don't hold this against me...stole a bus which I drove round the block honking at my friend's, climbed out of a hotel window using bed sheets, stole a unicycle which I rode up bond Street the wrong way being chased by a clown, acquired a donkey which I tried taking into a club with me, broke into a police station and went to an ambassadors ball dressed as a bullfighter... Oh and I pissed up a statue of Thatcher
Hahaha you sound a great d*unk lol"
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That was just last Saturday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to send d*unk texts and wake up wanting to book a one way ticket to Timbuktu ! Just why? I cringe and delete all texts so as if it never happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broken ribs after jumping over a low 3ft high wall in a pub car park, unfortunately it was a 15ft drop the other side, but on the bright side a car roof broke my fall "
My friend done that and there was jaggy bushes at the other side. When she walked in the house we actually thought she had been sexually assaulted x |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"Tell an intern she has a nice pair of tits and a cracking arse....:
That was at midnight - let's just say I don't remember much after that and I awoke to sick down the inside of my hotel window
My trousers round my ankles cock out, and my shirt still on
Well I did sleep with one of the graduates at my old work on another night out. And ducked out while she was sleeping.
That was fun on the Monday meeting her in the kitchen while getting coffee. It was only a polite "morning" from each of us."
I didn't shag her....I ended up going to local nightclub in my tux, and getting even more pished
Don't remember getting to hotel, or getting in. I must have been a right state. Monday afternoon we bumped in to each other and I said sorry, she laughed at me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once my girlfriend dumped me the morning before a party, perfect excuse to get d*unk I thought, the night was going well until bohemian rapsody come blaring out of the speakers, decided to tell every single person I had seen queen live with Paul Rodgers, then decided to try and mosh with a big group who were just standing chatting, it ended with me falling onto the middle of the fold up buffet table causing it to collapse and the food flying everywhere. My mates mum cone and got me and had a baguette in the car waiting for me, spent the next day very hungover hoovering the bread crumbs out of the car. Haven't been d*unk since |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Propose lol
Did she say yes x"
Yeah worst thing was...the next morbing I was at her parents and her dad said.. congratulations.
Puzzeled i said 'what for?'
Epic fail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Propose lol
Did she say yes x
Yeah worst thing was...the next morbing I was at her parents and her dad said.. congratulations.
Puzzeled i said 'what for?'
Epic fail"
Hahaha that's what you get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Propose lol
Did she say yes x
Yeah worst thing was...the next morbing I was at her parents and her dad said.. congratulations.
Puzzeled i said 'what for?'
Epic fail
Wasnt my finest moment
Hahaha that's what you get "
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