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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't know what is considered a BIG vagina anymore. In the past being able to do the insert a mobile in to a flange was rule of thumb but phones then got smaller. Now the things have got massive again. I know the sky remote is the thing for cocks but i am wondering what item is used as an indication of a BIG vagina?  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't know what is considered a BIG vagina anymore. In the past being able to do the insert a mobile in to a flange was rule of thumb but phones then got smaller. Now the things have got massive again. I know the sky remote is the thing for cocks but i am wondering what item is used as an indication of a BIG vagina? "
welly tops, if ya can get the top of a welly in, its too fucking big  |
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"I don't know what is considered a BIG vagina anymore. In the past being able to do the insert a mobile in to a flange was rule of thumb but phones then got smaller. Now the things have got massive again. I know the sky remote is the thing for cocks but i am wondering what item is used as an indication of a BIG vagina? welly tops, if ya can get the top of a welly in, its too fucking big "
Wot about if you can fit the whole welly in??? 
Should the female then come witha plank warning!!??  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't know what is considered a BIG vagina anymore. In the past being able to do the insert a mobile in to a flange was rule of thumb but phones then got smaller. Now the things have got massive again. I know the sky remote is the thing for cocks but i am wondering what item is used as an indication of a BIG vagina? welly tops, if ya can get the top of a welly in, its too fucking big
Wot about if you can fit the whole welly in???
Should the female then come witha plank warning!!?? "
then you need stitches |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know what is considered a BIG vagina anymore. In the past being able to do the insert a mobile in to a flange was rule of thumb but phones then got smaller. Now the things have got massive again. I know the sky remote is the thing for cocks but i am wondering what item is used as an indication of a BIG vagina? welly tops, if ya can get the top of a welly in, its too fucking big
Wot about if you can fit the whole welly in???
Should the female then come witha plank warning!!?? "
You get vages you can fit a whole welly in? Oooo my tummy wobbled at the thought.
What do you do with the plank? |
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"I don't know what is considered a BIG vagina anymore. In the past being able to do the insert a mobile in to a flange was rule of thumb but phones then got smaller. Now the things have got massive again. I know the sky remote is the thing for cocks but i am wondering what item is used as an indication of a BIG vagina? welly tops, if ya can get the top of a welly in, its too fucking big
Wot about if you can fit the whole welly in???
Should the female then come witha plank warning!!??
You get vages you can fit a whole welly in? Oooo my tummy wobbled at the thought.
What do you do with the plank? "
Strap it to yr arse!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i find big vaginas usually make loads of fanny farts during sex....so noisey fanny=big fanny"
That wouldn't work though cos a guy with a meat monster would fill a big fanny but Chipolata Chris would get a fanny fart from the same vagina. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if u can sail a boat round in it, with a woman on the boat playing a harp in the dark , it's time to get the sewing kit out !
and yes, i have sadly met a lady who took me back to that whole 'caves of drach' experience 
i kept my mouth shut though
it was only when she said i had a small organ that i said 'yes and it's never played in cathedral before either' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know what is considered a BIG vagina anymore. In the past being able to do the insert a mobile in to a flange was rule of thumb but phones then got smaller. Now the things have got massive again. I know the sky remote is the thing for cocks but i am wondering what item is used as an indication of a BIG vagina? welly tops, if ya can get the top of a welly in, its too fucking big
Wot about if you can fit the whole welly in???
Should the female then come witha plank warning!!??
You get vages you can fit a whole welly in? Oooo my tummy wobbled at the thought.
What do you do with the plank?
Strap it to yr arse!!!! "
I would find it really hard getting into different positions with a plank of wood tied to my bum. i might knock lamp,s over or break something. Is it something that's compulsory with big vaginas? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if u can sail a boat round in it, with a woman on the boat playing a harp in the dark , it's time to get the sewing kit out !
and yes, i have sadly met a lady who took me back to that whole 'caves of drach' experience
i kept my mouth shut though
it was only when she said i had a small organ that i said 'yes and it's never played in cathedral before either'"
I have been to the caves of drach and they are pretty big, Did she put a welly up he flu like the woman above did? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i find big vaginas usually make loads of fanny farts during sex....so noisey fanny=big fanny
That wouldn't work though cos a guy with a meat monster would fill a big fanny but Chipolata Chris would get a fanny fart from the same vagina. "
your absolutley right.......thats is well thought out...how about if you put one of the charity bands infront of the fanny hole, 2 get a sense of how big it is compared to the band.....then you draw a scale of circles, decreasing in size inwards from the actual band....and get accurate measurements....obviously thats just 4 circumfrence....depth wise mayb use a ruler, like u wud a dipstick 4 oil in the car...and see how far it goes in....also providing accurate measurments |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely the depth of a vagina is irrelevant. It's the tool trying to fill it that determines if it's too deep or not.  "
Well if you have a ford fiesta and you are looking for a new garage you dont buy a tripple and then realise you need a mini van. I am just curious cos i have seen the VWE threads but non on vagina size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely the depth of a vagina is irrelevant. It's the tool trying to fill it that determines if it's too deep or not.
Well if you have a ford fiesta and you are looking for a new garage you dont buy a tripple and then realise you need a mini van. I am just curious cos i have seen the VWE threads but non on vagina size. "
The good thing about buying a house is that you can see the garage before you try and park your car in it, but you won't find out if a woman has a cavernous pussy until the very moment you realise you're not quite tooled up for the job.
When that happens I usually tie me foot to the sink and hope for the best.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely it's big if your licking her clit and your ears are getting wet! "
When you licking her clit and she gushes and you don't get wet, now THAT'S a big pussy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely the depth of a vagina is irrelevant. It's the tool trying to fill it that determines if it's too deep or not.
Well if you have a ford fiesta and you are looking for a new garage you dont buy a tripple and then realise you need a mini van. I am just curious cos i have seen the VWE threads but non on vagina size.
The good thing about buying a house is that you can see the garage before you try and park your car in it, but you won't find out if a woman has a cavernous pussy until the very moment you realise you're not quite tooled up for the job.
When that happens I usually tie me foot to the sink and hope for the best. "
I am just a little worried about meeting a woman with a lot of capacity for parking on here. And i am not good with knots so tying my foot to the sink could end in disaster. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely it's big if your licking her clit and your ears are getting wet! "
Is that from her pussy is it because she is spitting at you for doing it wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely it's big if your licking her clit and your ears are getting wet!
Is that from her pussy is it because she is spitting at you for doing it wrong? "
Spitting? dirty bitch!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Surely it's big if your licking her clit and your ears are getting wet!
Is that from her pussy is it because she is spitting at you for doing it wrong?
Spitting? dirty bitch! "
I watched a porno where one woman spat lots all over then on her hand and slapped it on her bum. I tried it after and got yelled at for making a mess. I had just eaten a twix though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when its as Chubby Brown says it was that big it had wall to wall carpeting or my other favourite.......
'its fucking big in here isn't it, isn't it, isn't it, isn't it lol
Is more than a fist size big???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why does this thread remind me of my fav line in the film "Back to school" with Rodney Dangerfield.
"He really seems to care,,,,about What, i have no idea". |
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"I don't know what is considered a BIG vagina anymore. In the past being able to do the insert a mobile in to a flange was rule of thumb but phones then got smaller. Now the things have got massive again. I know the sky remote is the thing for cocks but i am wondering what item is used as an indication of a BIG vagina? "
When you can get both hands in...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big Bad ooooops I mean Big Eric you should get them to wear a thong then to stand on a mirror and if what you see looks like a tightrope walker going across the Grand Canyon it's gonna be a big un |
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"in one of the mags was this lady 60s do a show put all sorts up her pussy even a feather bower , lol bottles all sorts come out .."
That sounds like 'Sticky Vicky' who has been doinga live show of that sort of thing in Benidorm for years, she must be at least well into her 60s by now and still doing it i belive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just goes to show from some of the comments that some boys never grow up! Thank God some do! Some of the comments are tongue in cheek and funny: some just sound idiotic!
Hey oh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just goes to show from some of the comments that some boys never grow up! Thank God some do! Some of the comments are tongue in cheek and funny: some just sound idiotic!
Hey oh! "
an sum people need 2 lighten up and stop moaning....just cuz u dnt find it funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One that you can get 7lb baby through ... oh - that'll be all of them then! thats what c sections are for
I thought c-sections were just a woman's way of being a lazy cow for 6 weeks??
no they are for emergencies when the baby is distressed i had 2 would love to hv had natural birth."
Yes, I do know, I was being sarcastic lol
Our little lad was born by c-sec two years ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"in one of the mags was this lady 60s do a show put all sorts up her pussy even a feather bower , lol bottles all sorts come out ..
That sounds like 'Sticky Vicky' who has been doinga live show of that sort of thing in Benidorm for years, she must be at least well into her 60s by now and still doing it i belive"
Yes i think its her and i had seen nothing like it in my life , |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just goes to show from some of the comments that some boys never grow up! Thank God some do! Some of the comments are tongue in cheek and funny: some just sound idiotic!
Hey oh!
Just goes to show from some of the comments that some boys never grow up! Thank God some do! Some of the comments are tongue in cheek and funny: some just sound idiotic!
Hey oh!
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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago
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"That sounds like 'Sticky Vicky' who has been doinga live show of that sort of thing in Benidorm for years, she must be at least well into her 60s by now and still doing it i belive"
Shes a lot older than that, and yes she is still at it along with her daughter Demaria Leyton. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol this thread has tickeled me, sitting here wiht sore sides ive laughed that much xx "
There are some funny people on here in an amusing way that is.
I'm not putting a ruler inside me to measure though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every woman is different and every womans fanny is different - if you find that you and she aren't made for each other in that way there are plenty of other ways you can have fun together.
See - I've now shown I can have a serious and sensitive caring side - any ladies gonna shag me now ?
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"Every woman is different and every womans fanny is different - if you find that you and she aren't made for each other in that way there are plenty of other ways you can have fun together.
See - I've now shown I can have a serious and sensitive caring side - any ladies gonna shag me now ?
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When you move South!!!!!! |
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