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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx"

Ha ha that's made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx"
Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx

Ha ha that's made me chuckle

I keep thinking they have gone n then they come back. I think it's the rolly machine that's causing the vibrations.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx Ha ha ha

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good job I don't need a wee too.

xxx

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By *exmadscotMan over a year ago

alloa

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx"

masturbate ffs

SMS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get the same on a train or if a Ducati drives by.

Awkward

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I missed a haircut because I was lady wanking.

No rolly machines were involved!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx

masturbate ffs

SMS"
shut it you!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get the same on a train or if a Ducati drives by.

Awkward

"
oh god yes I miss oultan park.

xxx

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

As the road workers start up, set your washing machine going but in anti-phase. Then lean against it for a no tingle sensation

I wish I wasn't such a fucking geek

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I missed a haircut because I was lady wanking.

No rolly machines were involved!

"
oh dear. Can you rebook? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As the road workers start up, set your washing machine going but in anti-phase. Then lean against it for a no tingle sensation

I wish I wasn't such a fucking geek

"
hahaha I'll try that tomorrow

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First world problems

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I missed a haircut because I was lady wanking.

No rolly machines were involved!

oh dear. Can you rebook? Xxx"

I hope so, it was my holiday haircut to!!! Lol

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

By the way.....were you tarty the other day or not??

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By *wcwCouple over a year ago

cheshire

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx"
you had one yet. Lol. If not let me know when. N ile do it the same time as you. Have a race. Lol. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx

Ha ha that's made me chuckle

I keep thinking they have gone n then they come back "

Isn't that called edging?

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By *opspotterMan over a year ago

Plymouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get the same on a train or if a Ducati drives by.

Awkward

oh god yes I miss oultan park.

xxx"

Definitely happens at Oulton! And the leathers... it's all too much

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By *opspotterMan over a year ago

Plymouth

Perfectly reasonable excuse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First world problems

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its a very real problem I have you know!

xxx

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"By the way.....were you tarty the other day or not?? "

I am most days, surprised you have to ask to be honest

Oh, question meant for someone else?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Have a wank

Have one for me too...I think I've dried up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"By the way.....were you tarty the other day or not?? "
yes. I legged it out to move my car but no one noticed.

I'll do it naked next time.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx

Ha ha that's made me chuckle

I keep thinking they have gone n then they come back

Isn't that called edging?

Yup.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx"

You do make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get the same on a train or if a Ducati drives by.

Awkward

oh god yes I miss oultan park.

xxx

Definitely happens at Oulton! And the leathers... it's all too much

"
oh fuck yes. I loved being on old hall n perving when the crashed.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx

You do make me laugh

Ok ok ok I'll stop sending you pics.

xxx

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"By the way.....were you tarty the other day or not?? yes. I legged it out to move my car but no one noticed.

I'll do it naked next time.

xxx"

Pics or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Perfectly reasonable excuse!

"
I thought so too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a wank

Have one for me too...I think I've dried up. "
nooooooo! We need a wet miss honey.

xxx

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman over a year ago

Telford

"If those road workers don't stop vibrating my flat n making my fanny piercing tingle.

a vibrating PTU xxx

Ha ha that's made me chuckle

Me too! So funny

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