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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!
Lucy come and bite and lick me 
Whatever should I do? "
Tell him you needed to cool down as you were waiting in anticipation for Luke
But the magnum did not quite do its job.
And ask if he cares to cool you down
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!
Lucy come and bite and lick me
Whatever should I do? "
I've just rung up the deedpoll dept. and changed my name to Magnum & am on my way, if you can wait a bit you can have a Magnum & leave the one in the fridge for hubby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!
Oh the shame of it all  "
16 minutes! You've got will power! |
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"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!
Oh the shame of it all
16 minutes! You've got will power! "
Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!
Oh the shame of it all
16 minutes! You've got will power!
Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though "
Amateur, first lesson in Criminal 101 always cover your tracks! |
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"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!
Oh the shame of it all
16 minutes! You've got will power!
Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though
Amateur, first lesson in Criminal 101 always cover your tracks! "
I know, I know, I need to take lessons I think, the magnum was so worth it though |
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"There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!
Lucy come and bite and lick me
Whatever should I do? "
Eat it and give him the stick with "you were horrid to me in 2014 and I never forget"  |
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"There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!
Lucy come and bite and lick me
Whatever should I do?
Eat it and give him the stick with "you were horrid to me in 2014 and I never forget" "
I shall remember this is I ever find myself being led into temptation again.. thank you Steve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!
Oh the shame of it all
16 minutes! You've got will power!
Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though
Amateur, first lesson in Criminal 101 always cover your tracks!
I know, I know, I need to take lessons I think, the magnum was so worth it though "
Don't mind giving lessons but I'm a stickler for rules though, full school uniform must be worn at all times.  |
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"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!
Oh the shame of it all
16 minutes! You've got will power!
Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though
Amateur, first lesson in Criminal 101 always cover your tracks!
I know, I know, I need to take lessons I think, the magnum was so worth it though
Don't mind giving lessons but I'm a stickler for rules though, full school uniform must be worn at all times. "
As long as I can hold the cane! |
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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago
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"There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!
Lucy come and bite and lick me
Whatever should I do? "
eat it n tell him tough shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!
Oh the shame of it all
16 minutes! You've got will power!
Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though
Amateur, first lesson in Criminal 101 always cover your tracks!
I know, I know, I need to take lessons I think, the magnum was so worth it though
Don't mind giving lessons but I'm a stickler for rules though, full school uniform must be worn at all times.
As long as I can hold the cane! "
If you misbehave in my class you'll find you'll more than hold it young lady |
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"Whoa whoa whoa, you ate the lone Magnum without sharing?
I hope Luke was suitably offended and that you've been punished as befitting the heinous crime 
Ha ha  me being punished  that's quite funny
Ah yes, you dish it out, not take it "
You have a good memory |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whoa whoa whoa, you ate the lone Magnum without sharing?
I hope Luke was suitably offended and that you've been punished as befitting the heinous crime
Ha ha me being punished that's quite funny
Ah yes, you dish it out, not take it
You have a good memory "
Some experiences are never forgotten |
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