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Closest thing to an orgasm

By *Vine OP Man over a year ago

The right place

What other sensation or action gives you the closest feeling to an orgasm without actually being an orgasm? It doesn't have to be sexual.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Sneezing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That sneeze that you have been waiting for all day.

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By *Vine OP Man over a year ago

The right place

Have you ever sneezed while having an orgasm? - that would be a double whammy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taking my bra off at the end of the day. Just ooohhh x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a job that has gone on for sooooo long is finally completed... No?... Just me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Laughing with friends. When the tears literally roll down your cheeks. That's a good feeling.

Or new sock fresh from the packet. Just mmmmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It has to be when inside your ear is itchy and you manage to get it

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"When a job that has gone on for sooooo long is finally completed... No?... Just me?

Depends what kind of job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belly ache laughing with tears streaming down your face

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

I've said this before but a slow scalp massage at the hairdressers is embarrassingly close to being orgasmic ... it really makes me want to writhe.

Obviously I *don't* but it's a grit your teeth moment and think of something boring ...

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"It has to be when inside your ear is itchy and you manage to get it "

Scratching any itch is quite satisfying!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Water coming out of your ear after it's been stuck there all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holding it in all day then finally getting to a toilet and having a pee......that lasts ten minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me it's having a poo.

also lieing on the sunbed. It even seems to warm my bones up it's magical.

PTU xxx

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

When your tired and you rub your eyes and you hit that perfect spot and don't want to stop rubbing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also scratching that bit of your back that's impossible to reach with a fork.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That scratch on your back you can't reach and somone does it for you hmmm

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

A chocolate fondant pudding with walnut ice cream made by the chef in an hotel we stayed at once. I described it at the time as orgasmic.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Having my hair brushed. Or being drawn on or feeling wax being dripped on my skin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honestly.. driving my car fast... the high it gives me is similar to the one I get after sex..

And embarrassingly sometimes hearing a nice engine note makes me tingle..

Cali

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When a job that has gone on for sooooo long is finally completed... No?... Just me?

Depends what kind of job

One that is worth doing, and doing well of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone else scratching an itch for you.... Bliss!

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"When a job that has gone on for sooooo long is finally completed... No?... Just me?

Depends what kind of job

One that is worth doing, and doing well of course

In that case, I'm with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm...sliding into a perfect bubblebath, when the temperature is soo spot on that you go 'ooooooommmmmmmmm' as you slide under the bubbles

Oh and not forgetting the near orgasmic msgs from a certain someone, they make me 'mmmmmmm...'

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taking my bra and shoes off at the end of a long, hard day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having my feet rubbed after a long day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I learn about heavy engineering..i know its weird, but I'm nerdy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of those metal head massagers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having my feet rubbed after a long day. "
oh actually that is bliss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Customer's paying their invoice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I learn about heavy engineering..i know its weird, but I'm nerdy

"
there's a man outside my window atm in a digger the digger has a big drill bit on it.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a facial... no, not that kind you mucky lot!

A deep tissue facial massage is bliss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taking my bra and shoes off at the end of a long, hard day."

This!

And being massaged after a long hard day.

The chocolate pudding with cream I had the other day.

Going for a wee after holding it in for a long time.

Getting into a comfy bed with fresh washed sheets.

Belly laughter that makes you cry.

Getting in a cool pool or the sea naked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's having a poo.

also lieing on the sunbed. It even seems to warm my bones up it's magical.

PTU xxx "

This made me LOL but nod in complete agreement too...

And to add mine

A pee after you've been holding it so long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I learn about heavy engineering..i know its weird, but I'm nerdy

there's a man outside my window atm in a digger the digger has a big drill bit on it.

xxx"

I want a go on it

*does little impatient dance*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing even gets close to the feeling of an orgasm but I do feel heavenly eating my favourite chocolate ~ a Flake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taking my bra off at the end of the day. Just ooohhh x "

Yes this ^^

~Mia

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Sitting back and putting your feet and relaxing in a comfy chair after a long day at work wear you have been on your feet all day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a comfy number 2, one that just slips out with no wiping required

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aerobatics. I always feel euphoric and happy afterwards.

, and slightly knackered.

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Having a comfy number 2, one that just slips out with no wiping required

Rare but soooo satisfying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your bollockz being stuck to your leg and then being peeled away by someone else's hand

mmmmm

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"When a job that has gone on for sooooo long is finally completed... No?... Just me?

I thought it was injected birds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finally reaching that itch on my back.

Unleashing the beast's at the end of the day. (aka.taking my bra off)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sensual full body massage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bbq spare ribs totally orgasmic

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

Maple syrup - the real stuff not the rubbish imitation made from corn syrup

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

deep tissue massage hitting that spot that has been painfull... get you bloody hands in there... aaahhh

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By *ddit...Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"What other sensation or action gives you the closest feeling to an orgasm without actually being an orgasm? It doesn't have to be sexual."
catching someone's eye.... both knowing that naughty fun is not so far in the distant future..

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

An intense kiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ear nibbling (a bit too close sometimes

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you are absolutely busting for a piss, but have nowhere to go. Then when you actually find somewhere. The relief ahhh

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By *airymagicWoman over a year ago

goblin city

Collecting my horse up into a ball off power and blasting over some fences

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That clutch moment in a video game you can't quite believe you pulled off.

Or dirty as fuck bass drops.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a massage. Having feet caressed. Having my hair played with (gently).

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Showering before bed, then getting into a bed with freshly washed and line-dried 100% cotton sheets. Bliss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you are absolutely busting for a piss, but have nowhere to go. Then when you actually find somewhere. The relief ahhh

that is quite a good one

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By *6guyMan over a year ago

Hammersmith

3 minutes in a cryogenic chamber at -93! You feel absolutely amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmm...sliding into a perfect bubblebath, when the temperature is soo spot on that you go 'ooooooommmmmmmmm' as you slide under the bubbles

Oh and not forgetting the near orgasmic msgs from a certain someone, they make me 'mmmmmmm...'

Peach x "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've said this before but a slow scalp massage at the hairdressers is embarrassingly close to being orgasmic ... it really makes me want to writhe.

Obviously I *don't* but it's a grit your teeth moment and think of something boring ..."
i agree my hairdresser gives a good head massage

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Buying a limited edition Radley bag....

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

My neck being kissed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love sneezing

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

And buying Taschen hard back books

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

My neck and shoulders being nibbled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taking my socks off just before getting into bed after a long day.

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

"I've said this before but a slow scalp massage at the hairdressers is embarrassingly close to being orgasmic ... it really makes me want to writhe.

Obviously I *don't* but it's a grit your teeth moment and think of something boring ..."

Definitely. Discovered I really enjoyed a head massage by accident. With you on this one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glass of wine after a long day at work sat in the recliner.

A foot massage by someone who knows how to give them.

Shoulder rub by the same person.

And finally that moment the first piece of chocolate melts in your mouth and you can't help let out that little mmmmm.

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