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What shape are you?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Nothing about weight, fat or thin, real or unreal people.
If you were to describe yourself, shapewise, as an everyday object, toy or other inanimate object, what would you be?
I'm a Weeble, but I do fall down.
Have fun. No bickering in this heat, please.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mop
You could do with a bucket.
I have a bucket.
A rusty old bucket
Is there a hole in that bucket?
Of course otherwise where will you stick your mop?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing about weight, fat or thin, real or unreal people.
If you were to describe yourself, shapewise, as an everyday object, toy or other inanimate object, what would you be?
I'm a Weeble, but I do fall down.
Have fun. No bickering in this heat, please.
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Pear lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What you see and what other people see always makes me laugh.... I suppose I'm a with an average body, what does everybody else see I wonder ? "
I see someone seeking compliments |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like some sort of prostate massager, in and out, curves and bumps everywhere
Are you manual or powered?"
Stick a battery up his bum and see if he vibrates |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What you see and what other people see always makes me laugh.... I suppose I'm a with an average body, what does everybody else see I wonder ?
I see someone seeking compliments "
I'll give him one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What you see and what other people see always makes me laugh.... I suppose I'm a with an average body, what does everybody else see I wonder ?
I see someone seeking compliments
I'll give him one. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a toffee apple.
Big and round and sticky. Very sticky!
With a pointy stick?"
Well add another pointy stick and those would be my legs...if not, i'm hopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a toffee apple.
Big and round and sticky. Very sticky!
With a pointy stick?
Well add another pointy stick and those would be my legs...if not, i'm hopping "
You have a spankable bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a toffee apple.
Big and round and sticky. Very sticky!
With a pointy stick?
Well add another pointy stick and those would be my legs...if not, i'm hopping
You have a spankable bum "
You can spank it anytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An old Volvo...bodywork in need of some attention, engine takes a while to get going but dependable all the same"
The old ones always last the longest the bodywork is always made well |
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