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Cake vs Princess Peach EPIC RAP BATTLE!!! - The Undercards
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The main event will take place at 8:30pm tonight. So I thought it would be fun for everyone else to get involved
The rules are
1. Say you're in
2. Once you see someone, write a rap about them
3. 12 lines only (must obviously contain rhymes)
4. The rest of the forumites must vote which one they liked the best, most votes wins
5. Insults to the max, but no threats against the other as this will result in disqualification. (if you are easily insulted, probably best not join in)
Have fun |
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"I'm happy to get some practise I'm for later.
I'm not much of a rapper but you're welcome to spit your venom about me/us.  "
I've no venom to spit
You guys are the shit
You make me chuckle and grin
She's an arse made for sin
Your pictures are smart
A real work of art
Are you heading on out
To the socials about
There are 2 in July
I think you should try
To make it to one
It should be great fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm happy to get some practise I'm for later.
I'm not much of a rapper but you're welcome to spit your venom about me/us.
I've no venom to spit
You guys are the shit
You make me chuckle and grin
She's an arse made for sin
Your pictures are smart
A real work of art
Are you heading on out
To the socials about
There are 2 in July
I think you should try
To make it to one
It should be great fun"
I  you, that's the shit right there.
Oh, and we're hoping to be at one of the socials (work permitting). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm happy to get some practise I'm for later.
I'm not much of a rapper but you're welcome to spit your venom about me/us.
I've no venom to spit
You guys are the shit
You make me chuckle and grin
She's an arse made for sin
Your pictures are smart
A real work of art
Are you heading on out
To the socials about
There are 2 in July
I think you should try
To make it to one
It should be great fun"
I don't know what I was so worried about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We gather like cattle
For this rap battle
Peach versus cake
His knees start to shake
Shes got him in her sights
We all love a fight
We came here to see
Which one it will be
They want us to watch
As theyre taking shots
So grab a cold beer
And meet us back here
(At 8.30pm )
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"We gather like cattle
For this rap battle
Peach versus cake
His knees start to shake
Shes got him in her sights
We all love a fight
We came here to see
Which one it will be
They want us to watch
As theyre taking shots
So grab a cold beer
And meet us back here
(At 8.30pm )
"
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"We gather like cattle
For this rap battle
Peach versus cake
His knees start to shake
Shes got him in her sights
We all love a fight
We came here to see
Which one it will be
They want us to watch
As theyre taking shots
So grab a cold beer
And meet us back here
(At 8.30pm )
"
Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So tonight we have two
Guys rapping just for you
Will the Princess loose her crown
Or will it be Cakey who goes down
He thinks he's the king of bants
But he really he has no chance
As tonight we will see
The Cakemeister fall to his knees
From the barbs of the Princess
Which gain all the interest
From the crowd who goes wild
While for him they're just mild |
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Piece of  piss like urine.
He ain't winning cause Peach is mighty fine.
Had to start with negativity.
Two forumites spitting bars for popularity.
Her lips are red like a ruby.
She's gonna make you look like a mother funkin' noobie.
No way your bars will get her in bed.
Boy just quit this shizzle while you're dignity is still ahead.
Peace out breadbins all written in jest.
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The only trouble with Princess Peach.
She thinks she's got it easy l8fe is a beach.
She better try hard for respects sake.
She fuckin' with my homeboy Cake.
Your rhymes girlie better be on point.
Cause P.O.C. will light you up like a joint.
He'll scare you till you wet your knickers.
He ain't taking no mother fuckin' prisoners.
Again written in jest, peace out breadbins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Representin for all the forum mo'fo's
Spitting venom to each other like bitches and ho's
The cakey one ain't got no rhymes
To combat the peaches harsh lines
Check out the princess, all scared n shit
That the cake boy will surely rip her to bits
The countdown to lyrical war is on
Who will win and be crowned number one
By nine thirty tonight we'll have the results
Of which person threw the best insults
To the winner, the spoils, the bragging rights
While the loser, the knowledge that their rhymes is shite
Peace out Martha Fockers
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yo mother fuckers grab my cock and my 9
Got my homies in da crib and I'm goin for mine
Pussies out the window, police are cold lampin on ya game
Yo titties blinking like tail lights and my pimp daddy's hair is on flames
No competition |
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"Update:
Cake boy is officially shitting his y-fronts
why dont you mention the bit about you preparing when this was supposed to be off the cuff? "
I may have heard through the grapevine you were practising.
You gave me first verse.
I have first verse ready.
Pfffffft. Scared.
I'm an angel 
Stop trying to make me sound naughty! |
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There's a problem with a rap battle,
Sometimes all mouth, no trousers and out the pram goes the rattle
Insults are primed and compliments attacked and someone's lines will be lyrically lacked
Stand up, stand tall hey loser watch the mic fall, with a boom in the room and an echo round you all
So the hype has been set over many a day, for princess versus cake their rhymes they will lay,
They will spit and splutter layers clear and not just a mutter.. till one is sliced bread and the other is in the gutter, so give it up big for the peach of Brum.. And wherever the hell Piece's from.
So pick a side all you Bro's and Ho's 8.30 is the time when their rhythm stream flows
Listen in, cheer, scream & stomp your feet.. I'll check the thread later coz I'm out on a meet |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Now some of you said I was sick
For my impression of Lady Lick
Was it sick in a good way
Or was I having a bad day
Guess I may never know
Even though I acted like a ho'
Touting and tarting for Fabs
So I could be on page one with the lads
The ones with big cocks
That make your eyes lock
Now I don't want to prattle
So will leave you to your battle
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everybody from the DY3, put you right Martha focking hands and follow me. (Adapted from rap in '8mile)
I'm certain your postcode isn't DY3 but it fits the rhyme the best. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
In the red corner we have Princess Peach
A lesson she is intending to teach
She's already shown creativity by being Seeside
So for Piece Of Cake this could be a tough ride
The challenger in the blue corner is the aformentioned POC
So let's see just how tough he can be
Ladies and gents it's going to be bloody
And if it rains might even be muddy
So when the bell rings at eight thirty
Pull up a seat it's going to get dirty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Only an hour and a half now to the main event. Although Peach has gone out on a social so she may use the excuse she couldn't make it back in time...it wouldnt surprise me |
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Not long now till the meeting
Can already hear POC bleating
He's starting to worry
While Peachy's eating her curry
On a social that she'll soon be leaving.
She's getting herself set
For winning this bet
While POC's resigned to losing.
Not sure what they'll win
It might come in a tin
But I'm sure the
Victor will love choosing. |
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"Only an hour and a half now to the main event. Although Peach has gone out on a social so she may use the excuse she couldn't make it back in time...it wouldnt surprise me "
I think not child.
I got 12 mins to spare |
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"Everybody from the DY3, put you right Martha focking hands and follow me. (Adapted from rap in '8mile)
I'm certain your postcode isn't DY3 but it fits the rhyme the best. "
Only 1 number out so I'll take it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spittin venom? Bitch please, im the antidote
Taking verbal fire to all those shitty raps you wrote
Princess peach....is that when bowser kidn@ps a hoe? Don't worry babe, I'll be your mario.
Just a minute to go before the "main event" this shits going to be laughable
Makes me wanna revert to being a cannibal, I'm like an animal.....an animal who feels like taking a piece of cake, oh wait that's unimaginable.......
I don't eat out of date food
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spittin venom? Bitch please, im the antidote
Taking verbal fire to all those shitty raps you wrote
Princess peach....is that when bowser kidn@ps a hoe? Don't worry babe, I'll be your mario.
Just a minute to go before the "main event" this shits going to be laughable
Makes me wanna revert to being a cannibal, I'm like an animal.....an animal who feels like taking a piece of cake, oh wait that's unimaginable.......
I don't eat out of date food
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Boom! |
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