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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What really annoys you during the summer? For me its motorcyclists who ditch the leathers and ride in shorts and t-shirts and also people who walk their dogs lunchtime and early afternoon when the heat and sun are at their strongest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hayfever.it's a curse  "
+1
And to make it worse, had to finally attack the jungle/lawn yesterday and it's completely flattened me. Eyes glued together and can't breathe.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Builders bum, one summer I saw a big builders bum ride by on a cycle, I think only the anus was actually inside the pants and jeans. I,m still having nightmares XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bedroom window faces South, so my bedroom's currently like a permanent sauna.  "
Oh and mine! And even if i close the blinds with the window wide open, it's still a sauna |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who moan it's hot and a week later say it's too cold and they have to put the heating on...
That and old fat men inappropriately dressed....
Mrs WD40"
don't forget the fat women who are inappropriately dressed....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who post photos on social media of them sitting in beer gardens at lunchtime  "
YES! you just have to hope they have a few flies land in their drink. |
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Any motorcyclist who rides without proper gear deserves the road rash they'll get along with the iodine and wire brush! Diddies !
Also hate beer garden social media fuggers while at work lol
Also.. to add.. teenage neds in their shitty little cars with the ear bleeding chipmunk techno music blasting... there's a tree waiting for them to give a hug  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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flies coming in through the window and buzzing around the ceiling light,dont they get dizzy , and how come they dont fly out when you waft them with the newspaper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who post photos on social media of them sitting in beer gardens at lunchtime "
I agree ... like seriously I am not happy you are out in the sun and I am stuck in work ...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hayfever.it's a curse "
im counting my blessings this year because mine hasn't really developed. saying that though, ive probably just jinxed myself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any motorcyclist who rides without proper gear deserves the road rash they'll get along with the iodine and wire brush! Diddies !
Also hate beer garden social media fuggers while at work lol
Also.. to add.. teenage neds in their shitty little cars with the ear bleeding chipmunk techno music blasting... there's a tree waiting for them to give a hug "
agree with the bikers road rash bit. i must confess I used to cruise round with my music blaring out years ago thinking I was cool. then I grew up and realised I couldn't afford the petrol, lol. |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"People who moan it's hot and a week later say it's too cold and they have to put the heating on...
That and old fat men inappropriately dressed....
Mrs WD40
don't forget the fat women who are inappropriately dressed......."
I cannot help the way i dress  |
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I love it when it's hot but hate flies, mosquitoes, flying ants and people who seem oblivious to the fact they might need to shower more frequently in higher temperatures 
Oh ... and the disappointment when you go to buy an ice cold drink and they're barely chilled because everyone else has already had the same idea ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The rash that develops where your thighs meet (apart from you lucky ladies with a thigh gap) when you wear a dress all day
Moths that insist on paying you a visit because you've left the back door open at night as its too hot.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who moan it's hot and a week later say it's too cold and they have to put the heating on...
That and old fat men inappropriately dressed....
Mrs WD40
don't forget the fat women who are inappropriately dressed.......
I cannot help the way i dress "
just checked......all good. |
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"My lovely little village and beach being overrun with bad manne_ed and inconsiderate tourists
Just shout at them...
'Oi! Get off my land!'"
I occasionally have had to!! Its not unusual to find kids staying in nearby holiday homes playing football on my lawn, using my driveway as a racetrack for their gokarts or have my driveway totally blocked up by beachgoers who have parked in it for the day. I've even found people wandering through the grounds picking flowers and on one memorable occasion setting up a picnic on my lawn furniture (which they had moved to suit themselves) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is annoying is that it is too hot and I can't rip off all my clothes off and walk around naked "
yes that is very annoying, I think you should just go for it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My lovely little village and beach being overrun with bad manne_ed and inconsiderate tourists
Just shout at them...
'Oi! Get off my land!'
I occasionally have had to!! Its not unusual to find kids staying in nearby holiday homes playing football on my lawn, using my driveway as a racetrack for their gokarts or have my driveway totally blocked up by beachgoers who have parked in it for the day. I've even found people wandering through the grounds picking flowers and on one memorable occasion setting up a picnic on my lawn furniture (which they had moved to suit themselves) "
shotgun or a big hungry dog should sort that out |
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"My lovely little village and beach being overrun with bad manne_ed and inconsiderate tourists
Just shout at them...
'Oi! Get off my land!'
I occasionally have had to!! Its not unusual to find kids staying in nearby holiday homes playing football on my lawn, using my driveway as a racetrack for their gokarts or have my driveway totally blocked up by beachgoers who have parked in it for the day. I've even found people wandering through the grounds picking flowers and on one memorable occasion setting up a picnic on my lawn furniture (which they had moved to suit themselves) shotgun or a big hungry dog should sort that out"
Wtf now that's taking the right to roam a little too fckin literal
I have a dog and shotguns and I'm certain their little picnic would be disturbed with a few choice words. I bet you have clear signs at the entrance to the land too... bloody eejits never read |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
"My lovely little village and beach being overrun with bad manne_ed and inconsiderate tourists
Just shout at them...
'Oi! Get off my land!'
I occasionally have had to!! Its not unusual to find kids staying in nearby holiday homes playing football on my lawn, using my driveway as a racetrack for their gokarts or have my driveway totally blocked up by beachgoers who have parked in it for the day. I've even found people wandering through the grounds picking flowers and on one memorable occasion setting up a picnic on my lawn furniture (which they had moved to suit themselves) "
If I ask nicely, can I come and frolic on your beach? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The hideous tube today. Luckily my line was working as some poor people have got stuck in tunnels.
And the train tracks heating up too much. "
ahhh yes, good old public transport. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i hate that i'm notified to the fact that people make noises and smells, ugh, just go back in your houses already."
dam, you heard it from there? sorry, my bad. *shuffles off embarrassed* |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"i hate that i'm notified to the fact that people make noises and smells, ugh, just go back in your houses already.
dam, you heard it from there? sorry, my bad. *shuffles off embarrassed*"
yes. and smelt it also. |
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Some guy blocked my driveway the other week as there's road works in the next street. This is despite the fact that my driveway is the only one on the entire side of the road.... AND has a large sign on the gates stating do not park in front... and lastly the large silver 4x4 didn't give him a clue..
I had to go to work... no sign of him... so what to do.. taxi to work or use my motorcycle
So I decided to use my motorcycle.. not before taking my heavy duty magnum chain and padlock and puttting it through his front driver side wheel. Locking it pretty tight and leaving a little sign on the windscreen that said.
"As you can't read the large sign on the gate, nor noticed my car in the only driveway on this side, I thought I would print it in large font clearly.
I have had to take other methods of transport to work today thanks to your lack of awareness and consideration, you can now do the same and find your way to work. so that I can personally thank you and unlock your vehicle somewhere between 6-10pm this evening you might want to be around that time."
When I came home later the note was there with a hand written apology... so I took it off and the car disappea_ed sometime that evening
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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago
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"What really annoys you during the summer? For me its motorcyclists who ditch the leathers and ride in shorts and t-shirts and also people who walk their dogs lunchtime and early afternoon when the heat and sun are at their strongest."
. Got to be benifit bashers. Getting a nice sun tan. While WORKERS are at work hopeing its going to be nice at weekend so they can do what theyve mist out in the week becoue we were WORKING.
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"What really annoys you during the summer? For me its motorcyclists who ditch the leathers and ride in shorts and t-shirts and also people who walk their dogs lunchtime and early afternoon when the heat and sun are at their strongest.. Got to be benifit bashers. Getting a nice sun tan. While WORKERS are at work hopeing its going to be nice at weekend so they can do what theyve mist out in the week becoue we were WORKING. "
get a job outdoors or at night. problem solved.
we all know if you don't do that then you really wanna be jobless like them. |
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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago
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"What really annoys you during the summer? For me its motorcyclists who ditch the leathers and ride in shorts and t-shirts and also people who walk their dogs lunchtime and early afternoon when the heat and sun are at their strongest.. Got to be benifit bashers. Getting a nice sun tan. While WORKERS are at work hopeing its going to be nice at weekend so they can do what theyve mist out in the week becoue we were WORKING.
get a job outdoors or at night. problem solved.
we all know if you don't do that then you really wanna be jobless like them."
at work at mo. But would love to be in the garden. BEER GARDEN. That is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i hate that i'm notified to the fact that people make noises and smells, ugh, just go back in your houses already.
dam, you heard it from there? sorry, my bad. *shuffles off embarrassed*
yes. and smelt it also. "
guess I cant blame my dog this time either. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"i hate that i'm notified to the fact that people make noises and smells, ugh, just go back in your houses already.
dam, you heard it from there? sorry, my bad. *shuffles off embarrassed*
yes. and smelt it also.
guess I cant blame my dog this time either."
i didn't hear any dog so no you can't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People, mainly blokes, who've never cook throughout the year thinking they're Jamie Oliver just because the sun's out and polluting the garden air with burnt sausages on their rusty barbecues! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i hate that i'm notified to the fact that people make noises and smells, ugh, just go back in your houses already.
dam, you heard it from there? sorry, my bad. *shuffles off embarrassed*
yes. and smelt it also.
guess I cant blame my dog this time either.
i didn't hear any dog so no you can't. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having to water all the hund_eds of flowers I've grown twice a day...they look beautiful but need soooo much attention.
Also Hayfever....I get it really really bad and it pisses me off....but I'm only allergic to early grass pollens so a couple more weeks and I'll be snot and itchy eye free. Yay. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Heat rash. Everything feeling slippy because if the copious amounts of suncream I have to wear. Mad hair because I have to pin it up off my neck when the weather's this sultry. Grubby shins from maxidress dusty hem syndrome because it's too hot to wear my boots that make them the perfect length the rest of the time. Having to shave my armpits and legs more often and getting shaving bumps because I can't wear tights or cardigans. And when I am podgier, the dreaded chub rub. I don't really mind it though; it's an excuse to pop out at lunchtime and buy all my workmates icepops. |
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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago
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"Heat rash. Everything feeling slippy because if the copious amounts of suncream I have to wear. Mad hair because I have to pin it up off my neck when the weather's this sultry. Grubby shins from maxidress dusty hem syndrome because it's too hot to wear my boots that make them the perfect length the rest of the time. Having to shave my armpits and legs more often and getting shaving bumps because I can't wear tights or cardigans. And when I am podgier, the dreaded chub rub. I don't really mind it though; it's an excuse to pop out at lunchtime and buy all my workmates icepops."
. Just saying. You are stunning. Thats all. Lol.
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"What really annoys you during the summer? For me its motorcyclists who ditch the leathers and ride in shorts and t-shirts and also people who walk their dogs lunchtime and early afternoon when the heat and sun are at their strongest."
People who complain about the nights being humid and muggy, but sleep with all the windows closed and still sleep under a winter duvet - they don't know the meaning of the word!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What really annoys you during the summer? For me its motorcyclists who ditch the leathers and ride in shorts and t-shirts and also people who walk their dogs lunchtime and early afternoon when the heat and sun are at their strongest.
People who complain about the nights being humid and muggy, but sleep with all the windows closed and still sleep under a winter duvet - they don't know the meaning of the word!! "
Ive ditched the duvet completely and have set up a fan in my bedroom tonight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The stickyness and clammyness,hayfever,
wasps (especially around my pint) bloody great big hairy arsed moths that invade at night,heat rash, NOT HAVING MY BIKE ON THE ROAD! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hayfever.it's a curse "
We cancelled meeting a woman tonight due to myself resembling a pufferfish 
Not impressed! My eyes have been stinging since yesterday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smelly packed underground trains especially when you're stuck in a sodding tunnel and standing next to someone who clearly doesn't know what a bath or deodorant is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Smelly packed underground trains especially when you're stuck in a sodding tunnel and standing next to someone who clearly doesn't know what a bath or deodorant is. "
To be fair, if it was a bloke, he'd probably be sweating profusely through stareing down your top. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"What really annoys you during the summer? For me its motorcyclists who ditch the leathers and ride in shorts and t-shirts and also people who walk their dogs lunchtime and early afternoon when the heat and sun are at their strongest."
Agree with both, our dog has hardly left the house for a week, he's a cold climate breed & hates this weather, playing with the hose with him early evening is fun though. I have to test ride bikes I've worked on & was out in the leathers Sunday at about six thirty in the morning to avoid the heat.
H suffers with hayfever quite badly so she's non too happy atm either..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What really annoys you during the summer? For me its motorcyclists who ditch the leathers and ride in shorts and t-shirts and also people who walk their dogs lunchtime and early afternoon when the heat and sun are at their strongest.
Agree with both, our dog has hardly left the house for a week, he's a cold climate breed & hates this weather, playing with the hose with him early evening is fun though. I have to test ride bikes I've worked on & was out in the leathers Sunday at about six thirty in the morning to avoid the heat.
H suffers with hayfever quite badly so she's non too happy atm either..
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Oh yes those dogs really suffer, poor things. Early or late walks are best for all dogs in this heat. Nice to hear of someone who hasnt ditched their leathers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Smelly packed underground trains especially when you're stuck in a sodding tunnel and standing next to someone who clearly doesn't know what a bath or deodorant is.
To be fair, if it was a bloke, he'd probably be sweating profusely through stareing down your top. "
Why thank you. But to.be fair my moobs are not that big and my hairy chest could put him off |
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