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over a year ago
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Cry - 5 minutes
KFC wet wipe the python - 1 minute
KFC wet wipe my willy - 15 seconds
Cry - 2 minutes
Ejaculate - 5 seconds
Clean up - 1 minute 30 seconds
Swear - 10 seconds |
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Panic lol
I couldn't do it. Not in 10 minutes. The most spontaneous I've been was to agree to meet someone on the day (someone I'd met before), knowing I had 3 hours in which to prep and plan while he drove from Cork lol. |
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"Shower two minutes, dress two minutes, comb hair, one minute. Mascara and lipstick thirty seconds. Glass of champagne four and a half minutes 
Bloody hell I'm exhausted "
Me too, hence the champagne |
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"Shower two minutes, dress two minutes, comb hair, one minute. Mascara and lipstick thirty seconds. Glass of champagne four and a half minutes "
That's how I get ready for a meet except I'd spend a minute longer in the shower to give me bits a quick shave. ..oh and i'd do my make up in the car on the way there so spend longer giving my hair a quick blast on the hair drier  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've got a panic on just thinking about it!
I could hardly manage a few hours this weekend 
1. Shower
2. Stay in my towel
3. Quick brush of hair
4. Lie on bed trying to look seductive
5. Hope he didn't mean a social with coffee |
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"Shower two minutes, dress two minutes, comb hair, one minute. Mascara and lipstick thirty seconds. Glass of champagne four and a half minutes
That's how I get ready for a meet except I'd spend a minute longer in the shower to give me bits a quick shave. ..oh and i'd do my make up in the car on the way there so spend longer giving my hair a quick blast on the hair drier "
Well Mr N is lucky if I blast myself with febreze before I leap on him so ten minutes is a luxury. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm. "
Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers? |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"I've got a panic on just thinking about it!
I could hardly manage a few hours this weekend
1. Shower
2. Stay in my towel
3. Quick brush of hair
4. Lie on bed trying to look seductive
5. Hope he didn't mean a social with coffee "
Your last quote made me lol !! |
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm. "
Hmm, and an arm covered in bruises which could be mistaken for 'tracking marks' wouldn't be good either...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.
Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?"
That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.
Hmm, and an arm covered in bruises which could be mistaken for 'tracking marks' wouldn't be good either......"
You should take deep breaths instead and mentally prepare yourself for some dirty sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.
Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?
That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok "
Haha who gets to wear it? |
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.
Hmm, and an arm covered in bruises which could be mistaken for 'tracking marks' wouldn't be good either......
You should take deep breaths instead and mentally prepare yourself for some dirty sex "
P. M. A. ! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.
Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?
That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok "
Welcome to my world
They always ask about the belt but not the arse wearing it. My arse not that I am an arse
Well sometimes maybe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.
Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?
That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok
Welcome to my world
They always ask about the belt but not the arse wearing it. My arse not that I am an arse
Well sometimes maybe "
They just want to talk to us for our belts. I feel so used.
On the plus side we could just put our belts on and then chill for the other 9 minutes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.
Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?
That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok
Welcome to my world
They always ask about the belt but not the arse wearing it. My arse not that I am an arse
Well sometimes maybe
They just want to talk to us for our belts. I feel so used.
On the plus side we could just put our belts on and then chill for the other 9 minutes "
This is the kind of thinking the country needs!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.
Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?
That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok
Welcome to my world
They always ask about the belt but not the arse wearing it. My arse not that I am an arse
Well sometimes maybe
They just want to talk to us for our belts. I feel so used.
On the plus side we could just put our belts on and then chill for the other 9 minutes "
I'm just curious about where you keep the nipple clamps |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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10 minutes? Fucking hell.
If it's a social I'd powder my nose, have a spray, brush my hair, clean my teeth (I still couldn't do it, 30 mins is the most spontaneous I've been)
A sex meet wouldn't happen but if it did all of the above + rinse my fanny and put on some seductive funderwear  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.
Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?
That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok
Haha who gets to wear it?"
It's only ever been me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming
For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.
Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?
That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok
Welcome to my world
They always ask about the belt but not the arse wearing it. My arse not that I am an arse
Well sometimes maybe
They just want to talk to us for our belts. I feel so used.
On the plus side we could just put our belts on and then chill for the other 9 minutes
This is the kind of thinking the country needs! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To prepare for a meet, what would you do?
Put the kettle on and make a nice pot of tea, arrange the biscuits for aesthetics.
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Are the biscuits on your naked body?
(she hopes) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To prepare for a meet, what would you do?
Put the kettle on and make a nice pot of tea, arrange the biscuits for aesthetics.
Are the biscuits on your naked body?
(she hopes)"
Crumbs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quick Shower - 5 mins
Via j Matching lingerie - 3 mins
Minty Breath fresh - done in shower
Simple Jeans and a T - 3 mins
Lovely Jewellery - 2 mins
CC Lippy - 1 min
Perfume sprayed all over 1 min
Smile and walk to door
Thus running 5 mins behind - a perfectly acceptable thing for a lady to do ....  |
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