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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What is a Ducks favourite drug?.

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

Quack?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

quack cocaine?

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Mallardjuana?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"quack cocaine?

I shouldnt laugh,but...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"quack cocaine?

I shouldnt laugh,but...

i'm here all week.

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

What do you call a spanish man leaving hospital?

Manuel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mallardjuana?

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By *iamond coupleCouple over a year ago

leeds

What do you call a woman with a crate of Guinness on her head?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know but the flags a big plus

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Did you hear about the guy that got done for molesting a snooker table?

He put his hand in it's pocket played with it's balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock knock...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's an ant's favourite drug?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's an ant's favourite drug?"

I don't know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock... "

Who's there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you call a woman with a crate of Guinness on her head?"

I don't know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock...

Who's there?"

Britney Spears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock...

Who's there?

Britney Spears "

Britney Spears who?

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

"What's an ant's favourite drug?"

Prescription drugs according to the celebrity section

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock...

Who's there?

Britney Spears

Britney Spears who?"

Knock knock...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock...

Who's there?

Britney Spears

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock... "

You're not wrong are you, can tell jokes at the same time as well!

Who's there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock...

Who's there?

Britney Spears

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock...

You're not wrong are you, can tell jokes at the same time as well!

Who's there?"

Oops I did it again

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By *mber GamblerCouple over a year ago

rugby

Velcro. What a rip off.

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By *hite SnakeMan over a year ago

leeds

I got some Sudoku toilet paper its really easy you just fill it in with number ones and number twos

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By *iamond coupleCouple over a year ago

leeds

"What do you call a woman with a crate of Guinness on her head?

I don't know"
beertrix

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quack?"
yep

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

A duck walks into a bar says to the barman "I'll have a lager"

"Wow" says the barman "a talking duck. Tell me what have you been up to today?"

The duck replies "oh just the usual, splashing about, in and out of puddles all day".

Then another duck walks in the bar says to the barman "I'll have a scotch"

"Wow another talking duck" exclaims the barman "what have you been up to today?"

The second duck replies "pretty much the same. Splashing about, in and out of puddles all day."

Then the door opens and a female duck walks in says to the barman "Hi. I'm Puddles. I've had a GREAT day."

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