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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
'If you live up the road, are fairly attractive, willing to take it doggy style if not and fancy some sex then you may as well drop me a message and I'll get back to you if I can be bothered. Or not.'
How's that? |
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"'If you live up the road, are fairly attractive, willing to take it doggy style if not and fancy some sex then you may as well drop me a message and I'll get back to you if I can be bothered. Or not.'
How's that? "
Shows promise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it."
We'll write you an essay, give us a couple of weeks. You will need to fill out a questionnaire too. |
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"'If you live up the road, are fairly attractive, willing to take it doggy style if not and fancy some sex then you may as well drop me a message and I'll get back to you if I can be bothered. Or not.'
How's that? "
End of thread I'd say  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it."
I had a very successful profile up, a while back, written by forum posters.
I'll have a think about what to write for you.
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" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?
Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win. "
And they say cheaters never prosper!  i freestyled my profile title, do you like it? |
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" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it.
I had a very successful profile up, a while back, written by forum posters.
I'll have a think about what to write for you.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Cunt seeks cunt.
The next time we aren't meeting I think I'll steal this for ours  "
If you leave your avatar up you'll still get loads of messages.
If I changed mine to, 'Met Courtney' I'd get more messages. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?
Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win.
And they say cheaters never prosper! i freestyled my profile title, do you like it?"
Just made me thirsty, to be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cunt seeks cunt.
The next time we aren't meeting I think I'll steal this for ours
If you leave your avatar up you'll still get loads of messages.
If I changed mine to, 'Met Courtney' I'd get more messages.
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And you'd be added to a few blocked lists as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it."
I think its wrong to ask anyone on here as they not that helpful it seem so its best to write your own because i have the same trouble |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Cunt seeks cunt.
The next time we aren't meeting I think I'll steal this for ours
If you leave your avatar up you'll still get loads of messages.
If I changed mine to, 'Met Courtney' I'd get more messages.
And you'd be added to a few blocked lists as well "
I'm on loads already; they seem to be growing by the day. I can't post on lots of threads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'If you live up the road, are fairly attractive, willing to take it doggy style if not and fancy some sex then you may as well drop me a message and I'll get back to you if I can be bothered. Or not.'
How's that? "
I think you need to add a bit about loving bareback. That will get the messages rolling in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?
Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win.
And they say cheaters never prosper! i freestyled my profile title, do you like it?
Just made me thirsty, to be honest. "
That's why I've just poured another beer. ..on a schoolnight!? What was I thinking? ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?
Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win.
And they say cheaters never prosper! i freestyled my profile title, do you like it?
Just made me thirsty, to be honest.
That's why I've just poured another beer. ..on a schoolnight!? What was I thinking? ?"
Thinking correctly, I'd say. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?
Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win.
And they say cheaters never prosper! i freestyled my profile title, do you like it?
Just made me thirsty, to be honest.
That's why I've just poured another beer. ..on a schoolnight!? What was I thinking? ?"
Sod it, it's nearly the end of term? |
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By *rozacMan
over a year ago
london |
Scary eyed tranny seeks brave individual for me to stare at and put the fear of God into. Must enjoy werthers originals and the full 15 minute rendition of flight of the valkyries played on repeat at an excessively high volume.
Will eat cat food for money.
I have old re-runs of Terry Wogan shows for us to masturbate to while we sniff t blazers and discuss the merits of the 1987 eurovision song contest in soft irish dulcet tones.
Not into water sports or golf. 32bb fake breasts, but I have chicken fillets in the fridge if u want me bigger. Must like scarey eyes. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lazy bugger seeks easy lay. Not fussy...any hole will do. If you want pics you can take them yourself. Must be local...can't be arsed travelling and I don't accommodate coz my Mrs doesn't like it"
There you go...that covers all the bases. |
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""Lazy bugger seeks easy lay. Not fussy...any hole will do. If you want pics you can take them yourself. Must be local...can't be arsed travelling and I don't accommodate coz my Mrs doesn't like it"
There you go...that covers all the bases."
To be fair, it's the kids that would complain the most. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I might add 'prolapse' in for good measure. I think there may be a niche market.....
Will you mention the foetid toe?
Hey! That toe is ALL good! "
OK, I've had a look and it appears to be all normal again. And clean. |
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