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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

No. 37 When the Judge shouts "Order, Order"

DO NOT ask for Haddock and Chips.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Never seen a brown condom before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that it??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes you heard right, a whole ten seconds i can go for,your impressed i can tell".

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By *ue care and attentionWoman over a year ago

birmingham

Is it in yet???

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh you HAVE taken the viagra.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No it really is a tiny remote control .....don't worry about it .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't mind the dog, he just watches.

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

your sister was better

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Someone else lost a watch up there

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Don't mind the dog, he just watches."

you're my kind of lassie

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't mind the dog, he just watches."

the whites of your eyes.

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

This is my first meet since that yukky discharge went away...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes I love you sleeping over. I get up at eight. Only problem is I take a dump at seven.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"This is my first meet since that yukky discharge went away..."

Oh it's back.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever been to a Harvesters before"?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Should i tie a plank across my arse, just in cae?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay I don't get the last two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh that? My Tag you mean".

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Wow what a coincidence your dad is called Frank and comes from the same village as mine.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

*also called Frank

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh you used the spare toothbrush ... Good. My dad was using it the moment he passed away.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They are excellent toothbrushes. The spare one cleans right under the rim.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Hope you don't mind Dad being here... We are burying him in the morning.

I can put a sheet over him if he is putting you off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look closer, its not wallpaper, their all pictures of YOU! good eh.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

timewasters

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I once had a cock like that...

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

yes it does make your bum look big

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Can dad have his go first as mum has his tea on...

Then me

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Is it ok to call the baby after you....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, really... I do this part better myself!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

Have you started yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, your screen name please, i know a hundred Sarah's

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By *ing33Man over a year ago

bristol

god woman, you seriously need a shave!!!

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

is yer that really sun tan around yer arse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And what does d e o d o r a n t do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't mind me, I always smoke in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, the baby does have your eyes doesn't he.... now about that child maintenance..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you started yet

What do you mean you've finished?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whens the baby due?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No darling a pet name does not mean you call me Rover.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurry up and finish, my chips are getting cold.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

carry on while i finish my book

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"carry on while i finish my book"

oooh err, i hope yer reading War and Peace

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By *ing33Man over a year ago

bristol

here you are my love, heres the address for weightwatchers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

damn i need to fart..... as someone givin oral hehe

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By *atalie..Woman over a year ago

Bolton

pull my knickers up when your done

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By *ngieandMrManCouple over a year ago

hereford

Wow... you are much tighter than your mum.

That looks just like a penis... only much smaller.

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By *ing33Man over a year ago

bristol

bugger off then love, the footballs about to start!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Promise you it'll be a wild gb,, pack of 3 and 6 pack of vimpto,its all set.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"carry on while i finish my book"

I got caught doing that once... I should never have tried to turn the page...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do you prefer being with a woman you don't have to inflate ?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well ya curtains needed washing anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God was i pissed last night

Who are ya again?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fancy a fuck? (first message!)

your mum deepthroated AND swollowed

I like it when your nan takes out her teeth

my god your daughter is one dirty bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ur pussy tastes like shite

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Where will I put this?

Are those really breasts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We best be quick the wife will be home soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ur pussy tastes like shite

that might be their arse your thinking about there . . . . unless the wiped back to front rather than front to back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The key to being funny is to say smart things stupidly... or was is it stupid things smartly? Whatever, it's not rocket surgery.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

my favourite film is Deliverance...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

your right...they feel the same but just dont taste like grapes.....

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By *elsh_lass74Woman over a year ago

South Wales

"No, your screen name please, i know a hundred Sarah's"

OI!!!!!!!

lmao

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

thats not the way your mother does it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

didja cum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Have you ever been to a Harvesters before"?"

have you seen the tv ad that they have started doing take aways now ?

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

i'll need to go back down,i cant find my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pffttt least your dad says thank you afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow you look different in the light turn the light off you look better then

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

have you got a brother called quasimodo ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'mum ! dad has got some pictures of another lady sucking his willy'

(yup, that was an 'interesting' afternoons atmosphere)

it must be 30+ years ago now but i remember it as if it was yesterday !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age.....

No matter how well you sing it...

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

You look good, for your age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Little donkey, little donkey....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont like all that underwear shit your wearing in your photos but you do have a nice smile

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"my favourite film is Deliverance..."

me too, are you any good on the guitar?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Do you prefer being with a woman you don't have to inflate ?"

The ego has landed

(ps not you GC, you just prompted me)

coupled with was that an earthquake?

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