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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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this bloke is in a bar and is getting on well with a hot looking chick...
one things leads to another they drink dance. and smoochy kissing..
he decides to put his hand up her skirt and feel the old bermuda triangle...
she says would you like your palm read..
he replies what are you , a clairvoyant
no shes says ive just come on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ostrich & a cat walk into a bar, the ostrich asks the cat to by it a drink, the cat says fuck off, buy your own. The cat buys several mote drinks for himself, telling the ostrich the same thinking g  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An ostrich & a cat walk into a bar, the ostrich asks the cat to by it a drink, the cat says fuck off, buy your own. The cat buys several mote drinks for himself, telling the ostrich the same thinking g "
same thing. Once they've left the barman asks a guy at the bar what was that. The guy days I think that's my fault. I found a lamp outside with a genie in it offering me a wish, I wished for a tall leggy bird with a tight pussy.   |
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Man takes his new girlfriend to his bedroom. Hang on a bit, he says, just got to fetch a few things from the bathroom. She settles down on the bed. Back comes the guy, naked, with a roll of cotton wool, a bag of condoms and some earplugs. I know what the condoms are for she says, but cotton wool and earplugs? Oh, he explains, they are for me. I hate to listen to women screaming and I can't stand the smell of burning rubber. |
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