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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok i have a neighbour who is pissing me off her cat shits all over my garden. She knows as well any ideas how to get rid of the bloody thing.?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Keep a water spray bottle handy and squirt it near, not on the cat when you see it.

To be fair cat owners have no control over where their cats go.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

orange peel can help, or high tech ultra-sound emitter.

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By *ringo1969Man  over a year ago

salisbury


"Ok i have a neighbour who is pissing me off her cat shits all over my garden. She knows as well any ideas how to get rid of the bloody thing.? "
get your own cat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take a shit in her garden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's cruel to keep cats indoors so your neighbour can't 'control' where they decide to roam or do their business.

Engage in conversation with your neighbour, maybe ask that they clean up after it or contribute to deterrent measures in your garden.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok i have a neighbour who is pissing me off her cat shits all over my garden. She knows as well any ideas how to get rid of the bloody thing.? "

Cut up fresh lemons and just spread them round your garden, flower beds etc

Once every couple of weeks should keep the cats away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tiger shit or any other big cat shit from your local zoo.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Take a shit in her garden"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If i lived near a zoo trust me i would go and get some lol. Thanks everyone for your advice.

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By *verysmileMan  over a year ago

Canterbury


"Tiger shit or any other big cat shit from your local zoo.

PTU xxx"

This definitely works.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As cat owners ourselves, we appreciate that neighbours get annoyed by visits from the cats. We try to work with them rather than resorting arguments or them being cruel to our kitties. On one side, we've put a litter box and small shelter at the bottom of their garden. The old chap on the other side likes cats too and they keep him company when he leaves his doors open.

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By *riskynriskyCouple  over a year ago

Essex.

You can buy lion and tiger poo from most garden centres...

Alternatively get a pit bull, the cat will only visit your garden once...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When we first moved into our house we used to get loads of cats in our gardens, they used to drive me mad, shitting in the garden and ruining my flower beds. We used to shout at them and scare them off as we saw them coming in and we don't have a problem anymore.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get a dog.

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple  over a year ago

North Manchester


"Tiger shit or any other big cat shit from your local zoo.

PTU xxx

This definitely works....."

Didn't work for us.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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i planted fast growing bushes on my cat neighbours side, they took 2 years to grow big enough. they don't take up too much of the garden and the cats can't be bothered jump over them.

good riddance cat shit.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"To be fair cat owners have no control over where their cats go."

they do have control over training them to use a litter box.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Buy a dog. A big dog and leave it outside all the time. Cat won't go near the garden. However you'll probably have to pick up dog poo

King

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol.

Orange lemon lime peel..

May work and pepper.

I had the same problem..eventually kept a water pistol ..kept chasing it away..

Good luck

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We had a problem with cats shitting in a couple of our flower pots the solution was to put cat spikes around those particular pots, seems to have done the trick.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Plant catnip, it will keep the cat away.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

have you considered a dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i find air rifles work the best

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *iredhandMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Ok i have a neighbour who is pissing me off her cat shits all over my garden. She knows as well any ideas how to get rid of the bloody thing.? "

The cat or the shit?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Only thing that works is getting your own cat. But don't do that if you don't love cats.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Plant catnip, it will keep the cat away."

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By *iredhandMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"i planted fast growing bushes on my cat neighbours side, they took 2 years to grow big enough. they don't take up too much of the garden and the cats can't be bothered jump over them.

good riddance cat shit. "

Who knew a big bush could prove so useful?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same thing on a different site - Defenders Mega-Sonic Cat Repeller from B&Q apparantly works well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Same thing on a different site - Defenders Mega-Sonic Cat Repeller from B&Q apparantly works well "

my mum had a similar thing in her garden for years...worked perfectly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a lot seem to have a problem with a pussy.. but on here for a lot its finding one is the main problem

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By *rrol.BMan  over a year ago

Wrexham

Landmines

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything thats Mega-Sonic has got to be good hasn't it? I mean its not just Sonic, its MEGA-Sonic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Plant catnip, it will keep the cat away."

Twat

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Cats want routine, an easy life and to claim territory. Disrupt those to break it.

Stop the routine - clear up, disrupt the behaviour using effective easier methods. They hate many strong smells, so use them where they're toileting. Consider motion activated water sprayer.

Block and disrupt entrances. Use similar stuff to above.

Put thorny plant trimmings where they shit - they'll avoid.

Change things frequently as they want ease and routine.

Borrow friends dogs which they'll see and smell. Put dog shit where it comes in for added effect.

The owner doesn't care because they don't get the mess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keyes fluid the area they use to destroy their scent. Pick up the cat shit and chuck it back over the fence.

Alternatively have a chat with your neighbours. If they keep their cats indoors until after they have pooped ( in the litter tray) the problem might go away.

I was plagued by roaming cats crapping in my garden. Keyes was the only thing that kept them away, that and keeping the grass really short. I share the pain of anyone who can't enjoy their garden without cleaning up cat shit first.

I have a yard now. No shit. Cats still visit but nowhere to poop anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry. Jeyes fluid!

Flipping autocorrect!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Buy a sign that says "GET ORRFFFF MY LAND" and place it in yer garden

*Disclaimer, this doesn't work for dyslexic cats.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Low level electric fencing?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"Low level electric fencing?"

Is this effective against limbo dancing cats?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends how good they are.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently aspirin dissolved in milk or a tin of tuna open for a few days on a warm window will then put in the garden as well works.

I've tried neither but I'm told both work.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Old warm tuna? Eeugh! Drive the occupiers away never mind the cats.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"Depends how good they are."

Ninja standard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pepper dust available at most garden centres

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well my next door neibourgh cat buries his shit in my garden using a spade lol

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman  over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

Citrus shake and vac is how I've trained my cats over the years

So they stay away from certain areas as they hate citrus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok i have a neighbour who is pissing me off her cat shits all over my garden. She knows as well any ideas how to get rid of the bloody thing.? "

Lemon Juice around your garden or shoot cat with a water pistol with lemon juice if you really want it gone cats hate lemon and also cats have to clean themselves.

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By *orethancurvesWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

approach ur neighbour in the first instance.

i have 2 cats, both come home to use the litter box then bugger off out again which annoys me as I live near woods which they could use. but if they were doing it in someone's garden I would rather the person come and speak to me, there probably wouldn't be much I could do to stop it happening, after all cats are free roaming animals, but as a responsible pet owner, I would at the very least clean it up.

squirting with water, scaring them off etc I think is cruel,I have never even before I had my own cats done that to any animal plus trust me,if the cats wants to shit in ur garden it will..... they are stubborn sods.

i would rather my neighbour approach me and ask me to clean it than there be any bad vibes about my pets.

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By *hips n FursMan  over a year ago

Huddersfield

If you have a fence or wall around your garden,spread grease on top of it. Cats hate getting it on there paws,it stopped them at one of my old places.

After that,the most effective method,2 terriers,not had a cat problem for 14 years now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"approach ur neighbour in the first instance.

i have 2 cats, both come home to use the litter box then bugger off out again which annoys me as I live near woods which they could use. but if they were doing it in someone's garden I would rather the person come and speak to me, there probably wouldn't be much I could do to stop it happening, after all cats are free roaming animals, but as a responsible pet owner, I would at the very least clean it up.

squirting with water, scaring them off etc I think is cruel,I have never even before I had my own cats done that to any animal plus trust me,if the cats wants to shit in ur garden it will..... they are stubborn sods.

i would rather my neighbour approach me and ask me to clean it than there be any bad vibes about my pets."

Not cruel at all my mams next door neighbours cats kept sitting in her garden my mam has cancer and has been told to stay away from cats she told the owner the owner said the is nothing they can do it's a cat it does what it likes so she squinted once it never came back since.

My mam had cats when she was younger so not evil at all just some owners do Jack all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well the general consensus on my 'don't let dogs shit on beaches' thread was that it wasn't a problem and humans are a bigger issue to be honest and sort all that out first.

So, I'm expecting everyone to be consistent and to say 'a cat shitting in your garden isn't an issue, just stop people from going in your garden first' ...

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By *orethancurvesWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"approach ur neighbour in the first instance.

i have 2 cats, both come home to use the litter box then bugger off out again which annoys me as I live near woods which they could use. but if they were doing it in someone's garden I would rather the person come and speak to me, there probably wouldn't be much I could do to stop it happening, after all cats are free roaming animals, but as a responsible pet owner, I would at the very least clean it up.

squirting with water, scaring them off etc I think is cruel,I have never even before I had my own cats done that to any animal plus trust me,if the cats wants to shit in ur garden it will..... they are stubborn sods.

i would rather my neighbour approach me and ask me to clean it than there be any bad vibes about my pets.

Not cruel at all my mams next door neighbours cats kept sitting in her garden my mam has cancer and has been told to stay away from cats she told the owner the owner said the is nothing they can do it's a cat it does what it likes so she squinted once it never came back since.

My mam had cats when she was younger so not evil at all just some owners do Jack all. "

of course it's cruel..... it's scaring the animal. that's cruel!

why would she need to stay away from cats cause she has cancer?

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Ask neighbours to stop looking out of their windows.

Oops wring thread.

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By *htcMan  over a year ago

MK

Scoop it up Chuck it back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can buy lion and tiger poo from most garden centres...

Alternatively get a pit bull, the cat will only visit your garden once..."

Nahhhh there's more than one dog breed that can handle a kamikaze moggy ,my two mullered a neighbouring cat that decided to pop round uninvited....last thing it ever did

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By *iforfun999Man  over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I empty my coffee grounds around the plants to deter the slugs and snails and also on the lawn to encourage worms. They are supposed to deter cats too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use a hose pipe ...switch it on as soon as you see the cat and aim and fire ....

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"approach ur neighbour in the first instance.

i have 2 cats, both come home to use the litter box then bugger off out again which annoys me as I live near woods which they could use. but if they were doing it in someone's garden I would rather the person come and speak to me, there probably wouldn't be much I could do to stop it happening, after all cats are free roaming animals, but as a responsible pet owner, I would at the very least clean it up.

squirting with water, scaring them off etc I think is cruel,I have never even before I had my own cats done that to any animal plus trust me,if the cats wants to shit in ur garden it will..... they are stubborn sods.

i would rather my neighbour approach me and ask me to clean it than there be any bad vibes about my pets.

Not cruel at all my mams next door neighbours cats kept sitting in her garden my mam has cancer and has been told to stay away from cats she told the owner the owner said the is nothing they can do it's a cat it does what it likes so she squinted once it never came back since.

My mam had cats when she was younger so not evil at all just some owners do Jack all.

of course it's cruel..... it's scaring the animal. that's cruel!

why would she need to stay away from cats cause she has cancer?"

lowered immune system. can be fatal if the cat gives them something, you may be advised to give up your own pets for this reason.

a pet that is kept in the home is less likely to give you rpoblems but as cats are often strays (ie. not surpervised when let out) they can be a cause of contamination to people. their poo would also be classed as a contaminate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have same problem one of the neighbours cats takes great pleasure taking a dump on my lawn if I catch it I'll chick a bucket of water over it

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Tiger shit or any other big cat shit from your local zoo.

PTU xxx

This definitely works....."

So the solution to a small cat shitting in your garden is to spread big cat shit over the garden?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Our neighbour breeds cats. There is anything from 6 to 18 cats living there. Our garden is the litter tray for those cats and a few other local cats too. I have tried the orange and lemon peel, coffee grounds, sound omitters, zoo poo, and nothing has worked!

The cats try to get into the house and have jumped in through the windows! I appreciate that it's hard to control what cats do but I don't think it's too much to ask for someone to attempt to teach the cats to use a litter tray, but no one seems to care!

We have often seen cats toying with animals in the garden. They're not short of food so they are killing other animals just to play with. Birds, rabbits, mice and even a very small fox have been found in our garden killed by cats! Cats often seem to be very selfish arrogant animals! I'd be very intrigued if there are any other ideas to stop this! My kids have trodden in so much cat shit playing in the garden it's become very frustrating and there is so much of it that when we do the daily poo pick up there is always a bit that you miss! I think there should be more rules in place to make owners train there cats to use litter trays!

Owning any animal is a responsibility that people seem to often not take seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"Our neighbour breeds cats. There is anything from 6 to 18 cats living there. Our garden is the litter tray for those cats and a few other local cats too. I have tried the orange and lemon peel, coffee grounds, sound omitters, zoo poo, and nothing has worked!

The cats try to get into the house and have jumped in through the windows! I appreciate that it's hard to control what cats do but I don't think it's too much to ask for someone to attempt to teach the cats to use a litter tray, but no one seems to care!

We have often seen cats toying with animals in the garden. They're not short of food so they are killing other animals just to play with. Birds, rabbits, mice and even a very small fox have been found in our garden killed by cats! Cats often seem to be very selfish arrogant animals! I'd be very intrigued if there are any other ideas to stop this! My kids have trodden in so much cat shit playing in the garden it's become very frustrating and there is so much of it that when we do the daily poo pick up there is always a bit that you miss! I think there should be more rules in place to make owners train there cats to use litter trays!

Owning any animal is a responsibility that people seem to often not take seriously!"

the bushes worked for me. i live next door to a crazy cat lady also. she actually kept going for weekends away and leaving her cats locked out, then whinging in pet groups on fb that her 'much loved' cat had gone missing..

it also got rid of the flea problem my lawn had also. every time i went out i was being bitten. seriously they can give your lawn a flea problem.

i also have a child safety gate to keep them out my house (well out of the room where my pets are so they can't be eaten or their cage knocked over).

you can't do a lot as the law doesn't even recognise cats as pets because of the amount of people who get them and don't treat them as pets. and i don't give into this BS about cats need to be dumped outside, dogs also love roaming but we train them not to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Take a shit in her garden"

Hehe

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By *riskynriskyCouple  over a year ago

Essex.

Get a fox trap,trap the cat/s then drive 75 miles away and release...

Should give you a few days piece...

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

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"You can buy lion and tiger poo from most garden centres...

Alternatively get a pit bull, the cat will only visit your garden once...

Nahhhh there's more than one dog breed that can handle a kamikaze moggy ,my two mullered a neighbouring cat that decided to pop round uninvited....last thing it ever did "

Well assuming that you are not joking.

That's fucking disgusting and you should be reported to the police and have your Pet's taken from you and put down.

How would you like that?

If it's a joke it's a pretty sick one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ultrasonic Cat Repellent?

It's a motion sensitive device that when triggered emits a high frequency cats dislike..

Not sure how effective they are or if they're prohibitively expensive, might be worthwhile looking into it if it's a major bugbear.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I heard that cats dislike lavender. If you planted a few lavender plants around the garden that should deterre it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently aspirin dissolved in milk or a tin of tuna open for a few days on a warm window will then put in the garden as well works.

I've tried neither but I'm told both work."

Aspirin is lethal to cats, it would might kill them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair cat owners have no control over where their cats go.

they do have control over training them to use a litter box."

I have 3 cats, they were all adult cats when I got them. 2 Shit outside and 1 uses the litter tray. Whilst I agree that ideally cats use litter trays, it's impossible to train a rescue cat that's been taught to Shit outside not to. I keep some empty plant points in the garden for them to poo in but they do go in other gardens too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ultrasonic Cat Repellent?

It's a motion sensitive device that when triggered emits a high frequency cats dislike..

Not sure how effective they are or if they're prohibitively expensive, might be worthwhile looking into it if it's a major bugbear."

£22 from B&Q

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By *inkySlinkyCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Plant catnip, it will keep the cat away."

I thought this attracts cats.

Sally

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"To be fair cat owners have no control over where their cats go.

they do have control over training them to use a litter box.

I have 3 cats, they were all adult cats when I got them. 2 Shit outside and 1 uses the litter tray. Whilst I agree that ideally cats use litter trays, it's impossible to train a rescue cat that's been taught to Shit outside not to. I keep some empty plant points in the garden for them to poo in but they do go in other gardens too.

"

i know what you mean. as a carer i have had a lot of experience with incontinence. often let my carees shit in peoples gardens coz they can't help it.

all toilet training anything is helping someone/something recognise when they need to evacuate, really is that simple. of course they have to be within your realm of care for you to do that.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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ps i know cats aren't incontinent as they'd need veterinary treatment for that, that was me being sarcastic.

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield

I can appreciate being on the receiving end isn't great. On the other side, there isn't much the neighbour can do.

We had a similar (opposite) problem. Our grumpy neighbour complained about our cat doing it, I said to him I've told the cat but it took no notice.

Short of a 5m high wall, it's an awkard problem, just try to not blame the neighbour or the cat. As others have said, sprayers or cat pepper etc worth a try.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can buy lion and tiger poo from most garden centres...

Alternatively get a pit bull, the cat will only visit your garden once...

Nahhhh there's more than one dog breed that can handle a kamikaze moggy ,my two mullered a neighbouring cat that decided to pop round uninvited....last thing it ever did

Well assuming that you are not joking.

That's fucking disgusting and you should be reported to the police and have your Pet's taken from you and put down.

How would you like that?

If it's a joke it's a pretty sick one. "

I have to agree, my daughter would be devastated as would I if something happened to our cat in that way.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pet owner should take responsibility for the animal they choose to have, cat poo is harmful! I personally wouldn't have a cat as I wouldn't want to harm anybody and I definetly wouldn't want to take responsibility for it just going a poo wherever it wanted!! I also know people that have cats and have trained them to only poo in litter trays........... either train your pets or don't have them, stop making excuses

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"Tiger shit or any other big cat shit from your local zoo.

PTU xxx"

I,ve bought it in containers and it worked the little felines know who is boss..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a Super Soaker and my aim is very very good.

I give the poo back to my neighbours

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"You can buy lion and tiger poo from most garden centres...

Alternatively get a pit bull, the cat will only visit your garden once..."

Especially if the pit bull gets the cat..

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"Take a shit in her garden"

With laxertive

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby

There is a mint called cat mint you can buy apparently its good for detering cats Thou I,m not certain but also garlic gloves crushed and spread around, and also cut holly when it drys cats don,t want that around them, you just have to be careful when working in those areas or OUCH.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

How about an array of toothpicks in the poo area

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By *riskynriskyCouple  over a year ago

Essex.


"How about an array of toothpicks in the poo area "

Apparently someone local was using the lids of tin cans, stuck into their flower beds...

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By *londie8399Couple  over a year ago

blackpool


"Ok i have a neighbour who is pissing me off her cat shits all over my garden. She knows as well any ideas how to get rid of the bloody thing.? "

Fill bottles of water and put them round you gardern the cat will stop coming in worked with us

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"How about an array of toothpicks in the poo area

Apparently someone local was using the lids of tin cans, stuck into their flower beds... "

apparently cats don't like going near shiny things? tin foil would work just as well and can be cheap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't, butter fingers

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By *mandanewtonTV/TS  over a year ago

newton abbot


"Tiger shit or any other big cat shit from your local zoo.

PTU xxx"

I can see how that would work but suppose you had tigers shitting in your garden....how would you deter them ?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Tiger shit or any other big cat shit from your local zoo.

PTU xxx

I can see how that would work but suppose you had tigers shitting in your garden....how would you deter them ?"

Super soaker obviously

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton

We had a cat problem a few years back it used to sneak in our kitchen and scent mark until I caught it by the scruff of it's neck one day and dunked it in our fish pond never came back after that . John

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield

Simply hide in the bushes wearing a tiger outfit. When the cat comes, leap out on it. Sorted.

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By *eeBexxWoman  over a year ago

Grangemouth

Make a catapult you can operate from the house. Cat comes in. You pull the lever and sorted. The cat then turns up several miles away lol

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Buy a very big dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pet owner should take responsibility for the animal they choose to have, cat poo is harmful! I personally wouldn't have a cat as I wouldn't want to harm anybody and I definetly wouldn't want to take responsibility for it just going a poo wherever it wanted!! I also know people that have cats and have trained them to only poo in litter trays........... either train your pets or don't have them, stop making excuses "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pick up cat shit.

Say here kitty, kitty

Liberally coat kitty in it's own shit.

Send it home

Works with dogs too

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can buy lion and tiger poo from most garden centres...

Alternatively get a pit bull, the cat will only visit your garden once...

Nahhhh there's more than one dog breed that can handle a kamikaze moggy ,my two mullered a neighbouring cat that decided to pop round uninvited....last thing it ever did

Well assuming that you are not joking.

That's fucking disgusting and you should be reported to the police and have your Pet's taken from you and put down.

How would you like that?

If it's a joke it's a pretty sick one. "

You are clearly stupid just like the cat was that thought it was a great idea to say hello.

So to all the people who have had cat shit in the garden get a GSD and wait

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And before that loony starts again the RSPCA came and removed it..they said they wanted to check the dogs after they took the cat away... that's when I knew they were stupid thinking a cat stood any chance with two gsd's..so you can stuff your crazy idea about getting reported ...

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

My dogs chase cats around the garden all the time if they are unfortunate to visit.

They have only got to one once after crashing into the fence it was sat on. I was quick to intercede getting scratched for my efforts. The neighbour saw it and complained to me but at the end of the day if she wants her cats to roam my dogs will be doing the same in their garden.

Cats continue to visit and get terrorised to this day.

I found keeping back a considerable amount of citrus fruit peel run through a blender keeps them out of planters.

Dogs will be dogs and cats will be cats.

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By *mber GamblerCouple  over a year ago

rugby


"Ok i have a neighbour who is pissing me off her cat shits all over my garden. She knows as well any ideas how to get rid of the bloody thing.? "

I do too. Fucking annoying the hell out of me. She doesn't get rid of brambles and stingers either and they always work there way into my garden as well (advice please). So I'll be watching this thread intently.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"Ok i have a neighbour who is pissing me off her cat shits all over my garden. She knows as well any ideas how to get rid of the bloody thing.?

I do too. Fucking annoying the hell out of me. She doesn't get rid of brambles and stingers either and they always work there way into my garden as well (advice please). So I'll be watching this thread intently. "

The main source of growth that is the whole plant roots and all needs removeing you could use a stong killer glycophosate its helped me to manage Ivy I,ve some bind next to try it on, nettles and brambles are ok in the right areas but are a nuisance like the ones you get have you asked her if you can dig it out preferably from her side not easy to deal with one side only, the killer I mentioned may help a bit from yourside but thats perhaps all but be careful with that because it is deadly stuff like any killers are really.

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By *mber GamblerCouple  over a year ago

rugby


"Ok i have a neighbour who is pissing me off her cat shits all over my garden. She knows as well any ideas how to get rid of the bloody thing.?

I do too. Fucking annoying the hell out of me. She doesn't get rid of brambles and stingers either and they always work there way into my garden as well (advice please). So I'll be watching this thread intently. The main source of growth that is the whole plant roots and all needs removeing you could use a stong killer glycophosate its helped me to manage Ivy I,ve some bind next to try it on, nettles and brambles are ok in the right areas but are a nuisance like the ones you get have you asked her if you can dig it out preferably from her side not easy to deal with one side only, the killer I mentioned may help a bit from yourside but thats perhaps all but be careful with that because it is deadly stuff like any killers are really."

Hi. I've put killer down a couple of days ago, so just waiting for that to work.

No. I can't ask her. She's an unreasonable bitch.

Thanks for your help.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cat shit, get fanged.

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By *mber GamblerCouple  over a year ago

rugby


"Cats want routine, an easy life and to claim territory. Disrupt those to break it.

Stop the routine - clear up, disrupt the behaviour using effective easier methods. They hate many strong smells, so use them where they're toileting. Consider motion activated water sprayer.

Block and disrupt entrances. Use similar stuff to above.

Put thorny plant trimmings where they shit - they'll avoid.

Change things frequently as they want ease and routine.

Borrow friends dogs which they'll see and smell. Put dog shit where it comes in for added effect.

The owner doesn't care because they don't get the mess"

Yes replace the cat shit with ......... dog shit.

Sorry. Just made me laugh. Along with other shit based answers on here.

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