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Things you can say both during sex and during a funeral

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thank you all for coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't wait to see that body naked

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Tea afterwards?

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By *odernLoveDublinMan over a year ago

dublin

He looks quite stiff

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

She's got six men around her?! Lucky woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my god!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Amen

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Mmm...black...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've laid on a good spread

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Why do our family only get together at times like this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass me a tissue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is he in yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've taken it very hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only came for the free food??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do our family only get together at times like this?

Brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I only came for the free food??"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a wake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The husband looks upset.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much longer is it going to gone on for with very little happening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will there be tea after?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just lower it down the shaft....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like cream with your cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's such a sad waste

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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should it be burning that quickly?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

On her back again?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Well at least they kept his face covered

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By *ucky1Man over a year ago

a straightjacket

I bet he can stay hard for hours

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Lights out

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I can onley comment from the Funeral side but I'm shor sum will agree for both sides

Is to over yet ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that his fuck face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's got six men around her?! Lucky woman

I spat out my water reading this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've taken it very hard

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm only here for the cake, never liked him anyway.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I can't take anymore

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Thank you, be sure to keep in touch

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By *uck knows41Man over a year ago

Arbroath

They went down quick

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Yes, it was quick. She didn't feel a thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was over quickly

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Smokin'...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

It's been on the cards for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The nan will be next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The hole looks a lot deeper when you get really close to it.....

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"The hole looks a lot deeper when you get really close to it....."

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

That's a neat-looking hole...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

You've gone to a lot of effort

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Two in one hole?...impressive...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That hole is definitely a two man job

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

...everyone gathered to pay their tributes...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"...everyone gathered to pay their tributes...

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

...everyone watched as John went into the hole...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its just another day in the office for us necropoliacs

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I thought he was asleep

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Hello, Vicar"...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

So if you've learned anything today, it's get yourself checked at the clinic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I knew those drugs wouldn't help

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

...they pulled the plug...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm glad I ain't gotta go through that again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, it was quick. She didn't feel a thing. "

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Yeah, she *choked on it.

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

CANTERBURY

Nice and deep please.....

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Great, there are curtains close by!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hope she doesn't wake up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WHO THE F#%K INVITED JIMMY SAVILLE!!!!!

Toooooooo sooooooooon

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By *wo of us 1971Couple over a year ago

Northampton

Who's going to take care of her pussy?

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By *wo of us 1971Couple over a year ago

Northampton

Nice service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry for crying, I just couldn't hold it in

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

It's nice to see so many people here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curtains shut ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wrong hole

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By *azNdavCouple over a year ago

barnsley

Hope that stiffs going to get buried deep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope I get one of the ropes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was the second stroke that finished him off

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

That will be you one day

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By *iscean MaleMan over a year ago

Darlaston

She looks so peaceful with her eyes closed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry.

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By *XMandMXxCouple over a year ago

swindon

is it hot in here, or is it just you...?

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By *XMandMXxCouple over a year ago

swindon

"It was the second stroke that finished him off "

Genius!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yea, just like that........

Yea, that's the spot right there!!......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't worry, it will be finished soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry."

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By *ndecidedMan over a year ago

London

I'm glad you managed to come!

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

you guys are so bad... love this thread...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I arrived late so had no option but to slip in the back door.... no one noticed.

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

Hurry up before someone catches us fucking this dead body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice box

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Do you take credit cards

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