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"Do not... I repeat do not try to fish it out with a metal object
You're welcome 
I usually use a fork  "
I used to but found it took fucking ages to heat the bread. Nowadays it's a toaster all the way. |
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Throw toaster and inserted bread in your bin! Buy a bigger toaster.
Actually whilst we're on this subject I have a 4 slice toaster and one half won't come off the bagel setting,it's bloody annoying I have to keep turning it around to do both side's  |
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"Throw toaster and inserted bread in your bin! Buy a bigger toaster.
Actually whilst we're on this subject I have a 4 slice toaster and one half won't come off the bagel setting,it's bloody annoying I have to keep turning it around to do both side's "
#firstworldproblems lol |
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Pry it out with a metal fork. Make sure the toaster is on though before you put the fork in... You can change your name to frazzled granny crumpets after without fear of being accused of false advertising too.  |
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"I'm deeply offended how dare you inflict you toastial misery on us. Hits the report button
As long as there is wholemeal. I defend my right to toast it with impunity!"
You really do have no shame do you. Disgusting  |
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"Throw toaster and inserted bread in your bin! Buy a bigger toaster.
Actually whilst we're on this subject I have a 4 slice toaster and one half won't come off the bagel setting,it's bloody annoying I have to keep turning it around to do both side's "
Bagel setting ?! Oh EX cuse me while I titter into my Homes and Gardens.... fucking BAGEL setting.....
Cough.
Sorry for that. I do hope your bagel knob becomes unstuck shortly. xx X xx kisses of cyber sincerity xx |
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"Pry it out with a metal fork. Make sure the toaster is on though before you put the fork in... You can change your name to frazzled granny crumpets after without fear of being accused of false advertising too. "
It would be ToastedCrumpet surely ? That marketing job you had .... Sacked or resigned ? |
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"Throw toaster and inserted bread in your bin! Buy a bigger toaster.
Actually whilst we're on this subject I have a 4 slice toaster and one half won't come off the bagel setting,it's bloody annoying I have to keep turning it around to do both side's
Bagel setting ?! Oh EX cuse me while I titter into my Homes and Gardens.... fucking BAGEL setting.....
Cough.
Sorry for that. I do hope your bagel knob becomes unstuck shortly. xx X xx kisses of cyber sincerity xx "
Yeah I have a posh toaster  . Pile a pant's though don't get one |
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"Throw toaster and inserted bread in your bin! Buy a bigger toaster.
Actually whilst we're on this subject I have a 4 slice toaster and one half won't come off the bagel setting,it's bloody annoying I have to keep turning it around to do both side's
#firstworldproblems lol"
I know right,if I could have been bothered I'd have frogmarched it back to Tescos I tell ya!  |
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"Throw toaster and inserted bread in your bin! Buy a bigger toaster.
Actually whilst we're on this subject I have a 4 slice toaster and one half won't come off the bagel setting,it's bloody annoying I have to keep turning it around to do both side's
#firstworldproblems lol
I know right,if I could have been bothered I'd have frogmarched it back to Tescos I tell ya! "
Id write a strongly worded letter to your local mp, surely in 2017 we shouldn't have to deal with such a travesty |
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Leave the toaster plugged into the mains, switched on, plunge said toaster into a sink full of water, wait 5 seconds for toast to float to the top and pull it back out.
Remember, never peer into a toaster, in case the toast is ejected and hits you in the eye. |
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Get a meet sorted quickly - a guy who's hungry - and it'll be fixed. Make him bring extra bread, if you're short of it.
Otherwise I'd unplug and try wooden spoon, after turning it upside down and shaking it. |
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"My mum bought me toaster tweezers. Theyre made of wood.
I was actually offended that she thought I needed them
Seriously ..... that is sheer genius...
Im going to Google them ... "
They even have a wee magnet so you can attach them to the toaster |
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"Pry it out with a metal fork. Make sure the toaster is on though before you put the fork in... You can change your name to frazzled granny crumpets after without fear of being accused of false advertising too. "
Having a bath at the same time helps |
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"Leave the toaster plugged into the mains, switched on, plunge said toaster into a sink full of water, wait 5 seconds for toast to float to the top and pull it back out.
Remember, never peer into a toaster, in case the toast is ejected and hits you in the eye. "
Still working for Health and Safety I see.
That was the first thing I tried - Made my slippers tingle. |
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"Do you have any butter left?
Use it as lube, it'll slip right out 
I have enough butter to rub David Walliams all over four times."
That's the same as five and a half Noel Edmunds in old money isn't it? |
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"remove toaster plug from wall, boil for 100years, both the toast and toaster might be fully edible
It'd look like Theresa May ..... "
she'd be great in Roald Dahl's The Witches reboot |
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"Get an angle grinder , cut the sides off the toaster then retrieve the toast , sorted
You're the person who told me to get a steam roller to make pancakes..... "
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I haven't flicked on the telly to check the little yellow sky news update bar at the bottom of the screen for a while... How's the stuck toast situation doing?... |
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"I haven't flicked on the telly to check the little yellow sky news update bar at the bottom of the screen for a while... How's the stuck toast situation doing?... "
It was on every station. They called in experts.......... A mathematician worked it out with a pencil. |
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"Leave the toaster plugged into the mains, switched on, plunge said toaster into a sink full of water, wait 5 seconds for toast to float to the top and pull it back out.
Remember, never peer into a toaster, in case the toast is ejected and hits you in the eye.
Still working for Health and Safety I see.
That was the first thing I tried - Made my slippers tingle. "
You're supposed to be in bare feet
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That settles it, I,m off to buy some Tena lady, I have wet my pants reading this thread XXX
P. S.
I hope GrannyCrumpet hasn't been electroncuted fiddling with her toaster.XXX |
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"A woman who's prepared to navigate the highways and byways of England at the wheel of a cherrypicker is surely not phased by an errant slice of Warburtons."
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They took her ticket off her anyhow, she's only allowed on Gogos now |
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