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Cake vs Princess Peach EPIC RAP BATTLE!!! - Prelude

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Some of you may have noticed that me and _rincess peach were exchanging some harsh words earlier about who was funnier. So instead of blocking each other and moving on, we have decided to settle this like the mature adults we are

WITH AN EPIC RAP BATTLE!!!

The rules are

1. 12 lines each and we take it turns till one gives up (must obviously contain rhymes)

2. The rest of the forumites must vote which one they liked the best, most votes wins

3. Me and peach have come to the agreement that because she is a single woman and hot commodity and there are plenty of forum warriors, she won't hold it against anyone who votes against her

4. Insults to the max, but no threats against the other as this will result in disqualification

The EPIC RAP BATTLE!!! Will take place in the next couple of days when we are both free, date and time will be posted here

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Bring

It

Bitch

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll go and get popcorn.

I wonder if anyone's going to be watching Epic Rap Battles of History to get ideas....

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land

Oh I look forward to this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll go and get popcorn.

I wonder if anyone's going to be watching Epic Rap Battles of History to get ideas...."

She might. I don't need to

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'll go and get popcorn.

I wonder if anyone's going to be watching Epic Rap Battles of History to get ideas...."

I don't need it.

I have never watched it in my life. My dry wit and sharp wordsmith skills will carry me through.... and the fact I don't know when to quit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd be more interested in a cake fight.

Smash her in the face with a chocolate gateau, she responds by pouring custard over your head etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my god im so excited by this!! Peachy is gonna kick your ass though

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'll go and get popcorn.

I wonder if anyone's going to be watching Epic Rap Battles of History to get ideas....

She might. I don't need to "

You better watch. She might be battling you even though she toasted but tomorrow she'll be sober and you'll still be roasted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god im so excited by this!! Peachy is gonna kick your ass though "

I don't mind being the underdog

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll go and get popcorn.

I wonder if anyone's going to be watching Epic Rap Battles of History to get ideas....

She might. I don't need to

You better watch. She might be battling you even though she toasted but tomorrow she'll be sober and you'll still be roasted. "

She'll have to bring nothing less than her A game

*random gang sign

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh my god im so excited by this!! Peachy is gonna kick your ass though "

I'm gonna need a decent sleep and massage to limber the shoulders. That flakey cakey gonna be all achey breaky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god im so excited by this!! Peachy is gonna kick your ass though

I'm gonna need a decent sleep and massage to limber the shoulders. That flakey cakey gonna be all achey breaky. "

Using your rhymes already? Rookie mistake Peach

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'll go and get popcorn.

I wonder if anyone's going to be watching Epic Rap Battles of History to get ideas....

She might. I don't need to

You better watch. She might be battling you even though she toasted but tomorrow she'll be sober and you'll still be roasted.

She'll have to bring nothing less than her A game

*random gang sign "

I almost feel there should be a forefit for the loser.

And a betting pool for the rest of us.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh my god im so excited by this!! Peachy is gonna kick your ass though

I'm gonna need a decent sleep and massage to limber the shoulders. That flakey cakey gonna be all achey breaky.

Using your rhymes already? Rookie mistake Peach"

Oh no no.... I'd never use such novice wording in the real event. I'm saving the good stuff for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha! This is going to to be good. A refreshing change from thread monotony!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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There should be a time limit on your reply, Also it should make some reference to the other persons last reply otherwise you could have scripted everything beforehand

Oh and I'm with mighty mouse aka _rincess peach as I like her peachy arse and dancing skills,

A perfect combination that could transfer to the bedroom

#whiteknight's unite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything goes when it comes to ho's because pimpin' ain't ez (pimpin' ain't ez)

Anything goes when ya ho's are sleazy coz pimpin' ain't ez ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll go and get popcorn.

I wonder if anyone's going to be watching Epic Rap Battles of History to get ideas....

She might. I don't need to

You better watch. She might be battling you even though she toasted but tomorrow she'll be sober and you'll still be roasted.

She'll have to bring nothing less than her A game

*random gang sign

I almost feel there should be a forefit for the loser.

And a betting pool for the rest of us. "

the only thing she will be forfeiting, is her pride, and maybe a few tears

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

Lyrical madness

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'll go and get popcorn.

I wonder if anyone's going to be watching Epic Rap Battles of History to get ideas....

She might. I don't need to

You better watch. She might be battling you even though she toasted but tomorrow she'll be sober and you'll still be roasted.

She'll have to bring nothing less than her A game

*random gang sign

I almost feel there should be a forefit for the loser.

And a betting pool for the rest of us.

the only thing she will be forfeiting, is her pride, and maybe a few tears "

Ohhh! The smack talking has begun!

This is going to be epic!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Got a pre-match gift for ya cakey....

https://youtu.be/kW7gkNFJ6VA

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my god im so excited by this!! Peachy is gonna kick your ass though

I'm gonna need a decent sleep and massage to limber the shoulders. That flakey cakey gonna be all achey breaky. "

Im on it! Oil at the ready. Team Peachy's biggest fan here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You should just flow off the top of the dome, not set a tone but let emotions go.

Talk about anything that you might want to diss,

But don't get too caught in prose or you might miss,

The flow, the etiquette, the poem, what's said to them,

Or lose the plot or stop...........drop and roll.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple  over a year ago

dukinfield

White knights be trippin'

Going all soft for ass

But peachy assd girl

Gown show some class

She don't need no fool

To be her back up mate

She Gown get her grime on

And eat some cake!

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Got a pre-match gift for ya cakey....

https://youtu.be/kW7gkNFJ6VA"

Pmsl love it

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Got a pre-match gift for ya cakey....

https://youtu.be/kW7gkNFJ6VA"

Starting with the mind games? Childs play

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

One for you doubters...

https://youtu.be/KIoKzJXoqlI

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"There should be a time limit on your reply, Also it should make some reference to the other persons last reply otherwise you could have scripted everything beforehand

Oh and I'm with mighty mouse aka _rincess peach as I like her peachy arse and dancing skills,

A perfect combination that could transfer to the bedroom

#whiteknight's unite

"

I like your resolute dear chap.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

A glistening girl bum beats a wet shirt bloke chest any day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There should be a time limit on your reply, Also it should make some reference to the other persons last reply otherwise you could have scripted everything beforehand

Oh and I'm with mighty mouse aka _rincess peach as I like her peachy arse and dancing skills,

A perfect combination that could transfer to the bedroom

#whiteknight's unite

I like your resolute dear chap. "

Stop sucking up for votes. I know your game

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Got a pre-match gift for ya cakey....

https://youtu.be/kW7gkNFJ6VA

Pmsl love it

Boo x"

I have no shame and I don't care!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"There should be a time limit on your reply, Also it should make some reference to the other persons last reply otherwise you could have scripted everything beforehand

Oh and I'm with mighty mouse aka _rincess peach as I like her peachy arse and dancing skills,

A perfect combination that could transfer to the bedroom

#whiteknight's unite

I like your resolute dear chap.

Stop sucking up for votes. I know your game"

You wish you knew I sucked....

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Where are the white knight seats

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Where are the white knight seats "

Next to the flags and winners banners I have here next to me.... coz there really is no contest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One for you doubters...

https://youtu.be/KIoKzJXoqlI

"

Haha brilliant

If this goes well can we have a rematch at the social

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you two could always get a room

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Do we get votes at the end of each back and forth or just at the end?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking forward to this! Will make a refreshing change!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"One for you doubters...

https://youtu.be/KIoKzJXoqlI

Haha brilliant

If this goes well can we have a rematch at the social "

I think he'll still be licking his wounds by then. Have you noticed he's gone quiet? He's practising and everything. Here's me doing housework and perving on here. I can multitask.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will points be deducted for slow replies?

A rap battle is fast paced, no going through goggle for rhymes etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will points be deducted for slow replies?

A rap battle is fast paced, no going through goggle for rhymes etc "

I used to listen to the freestylin on Westwood and guarantee the rap Pros already have the shit tight ready to pull out & squeeze..

There's very very few that could rap about somthing random like a b&q kitchen

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Will points be deducted for slow replies?

A rap battle is fast paced, no going through goggle for rhymes etc "

There better be points deducted. I ain't googling, I ain't practising and I've never watched a rap battle in my life. I'm winging it

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

It might be a bit early to call it, but I think peach may have won this already.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"It might be a bit early to call it, but I think peach may have won this already."

Cake boy is running scared. He's practising and writing down loads of words he can use. I've just cleaned to toilet (ready to flush his head down)

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol


"One for you doubters...

https://youtu.be/KIoKzJXoqlI

Haha brilliant

If this goes well can we have a rematch at the social

I think he'll still be licking his wounds by then. Have you noticed he's gone quiet? He's practising and everything. Here's me doing housework and perving on here. I can multitask."

did someone say a social? ohhh we want to come

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One for you doubters...

https://youtu.be/KIoKzJXoqlI

Haha brilliant

If this goes well can we have a rematch at the social

I think he'll still be licking his wounds by then. Have you noticed he's gone quiet? He's practising and everything. Here's me doing housework and perving on here. I can multitask."

Those are some skills. He doesn't stand a chance if your lyrical skills match

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"It might be a bit early to call it, but I think peach may have won this already.

Cake boy is running scared. He's practising and writing down loads of words he can use. I've just cleaned to toilet (ready to flush his head down)"

He's probably ordering a dictionary on Amazon.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"It might be a bit early to call it, but I think peach may have won this already.

Cake boy is running scared. He's practising and writing down loads of words he can use. I've just cleaned to toilet (ready to flush his head down)

He's probably ordering a dictionary on Amazon."

I think you're right

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Id start it off and when he doesn't reply in 10 mins call it a victory

Boo x

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Id start it off and when he doesn't reply in 10 mins call it a victory

Boo x"

Hahaha I'm not that mean. I wanna crush him properly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come on Peach!!! Don't let your fellow peaches down!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Come on Peach!!! Don't let your fellow peaches down! "

No chance my dear... it's already in the bag

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Already got _rincess peach rap queen t-shirts on order

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cake boys going down

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Already got _rincess peach rap queen t-shirts on order

Boo x"

Hell Yeah!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Cake boys going down "

He ain't gonna know what's hit him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"White knights be trippin'

Going all soft for ass

But peachy assd girl

Gown show some class

She don't need no fool

To be her back up mate

She Gown get her grime on

And eat some cake! "

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I've made us both a new avatars especially for this!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cake boys going down

He ain't gonna know what's hit him "

I'm gonna throw rotten peaches at him... hehe

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Cake boys going down

He ain't gonna know what's hit him

I'm gonna throw rotten peaches at him... hehe "

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I think he's out on the town practicing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh this is cheap. Peach knows im out and can't get on fab but still, she's firing the cheap shots.

But that's fine, on the day she'll be begging for mercy

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Having spoken to the enemy last night we have agreed that the EPIC RAP BATTLE will be on Monday night (I think he's gonna be using his time to study a thesaurus)

The forfeit for the loser is to create a photo of the winners choosing.

I've already got my evil genius hat on thinking of something rather embarrassing for him.

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Having spoken to the enemy last night we have agreed that the EPIC RAP BATTLE will be on Monday night (I think he's gonna be using his time to study a thesaurus)

The forfeit for the loser is to create a photo of the winners choosing.

I've already got my evil genius hat on thinking of something rather embarrassing for him. "

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What's occurring?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How come I can't see the YouTube clips?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't really know ether contestants in this rap battle. But from what I've seen, Cake will wipe the floor with peach. Not only is he funny and incredibly handsome in a more interesting way. He also incredibly clever, witty and hilarious.

But like I said, This is just a completely unbiased opinion

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I don't really know ether contestants in this rap battle. But from what I've seen, Cake will wipe the floor with peach. Not only is he funny and incredibly handsome in a more interesting way. He also incredibly clever, witty and hilarious.

But like I said, This is just a completely unbiased opinion "

Is he paying you in cash or kind?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I don't really know ether contestants in this rap battle. But from what I've seen, Cake will wipe the floor with peach. Not only is he funny and incredibly handsome in a more interesting way. He also incredibly clever, witty and hilarious.

But like I said, This is just a completely unbiased opinion

Is he paying you in cash or kind? "

Hmmmm hang on a minute...

Of course it's kind. You're his "right hand man"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't really know ether contestants in this rap battle. But from what I've seen, Cake will wipe the floor with peach. Not only is he funny and incredibly handsome in a more interesting way. He also incredibly clever, witty and hilarious.

But like I said, This is just a completely unbiased opinion "

Thank you kind stranger. That means a lot

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I don't really know ether contestants in this rap battle. But from what I've seen, Cake will wipe the floor with peach. Not only is he funny and incredibly handsome in a more interesting way. He also incredibly clever, witty and hilarious.

But like I said, This is just a completely unbiased opinion

Thank you kind stranger. That means a lot "

Pahahahhaahaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't really know ether contestants in this rap battle. But from what I've seen, Cake will wipe the floor with peach. Not only is he funny and incredibly handsome in a more interesting way. He also incredibly clever, witty and hilarious.

But like I said, This is just a completely unbiased opinion

Is he paying you in cash or kind?

Hmmmm hang on a minute...

Of course it's kind. You're his "right hand man" "

What kind of world do we live in, where a stranger can't give his positive opinion about another stranger without it being misconstrued as sexual

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I don't really know ether contestants in this rap battle. But from what I've seen, Cake will wipe the floor with peach. Not only is he funny and incredibly handsome in a more interesting way. He also incredibly clever, witty and hilarious.

But like I said, This is just a completely unbiased opinion

Is he paying you in cash or kind?

Hmmmm hang on a minute...

Of course it's kind. You're his "right hand man"

What kind of world do we live in, where a stranger can't give his positive opinion about another stranger without it being misconstrued as sexual "

I dunno, but if I were you I'd be careful, this guy seems to have a little man crush going on. I bet he's watching you right now. I bet he knows your every move. I'm even willing to bet he's with you right now.....

Check behind the curtain

Check behind the sofa

Check the bathroom

Check the mirror!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Hope you got your words ready beeyatch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't really know ether contestants in this rap battle. But from what I've seen, Cake will wipe the floor with peach. Not only is he funny and incredibly handsome in a more interesting way. He also incredibly clever, witty and hilarious.

But like I said, This is just a completely unbiased opinion

Is he paying you in cash or kind?

Hmmmm hang on a minute...

Of course it's kind. You're his "right hand man"

What kind of world do we live in, where a stranger can't give his positive opinion about another stranger without it being misconstrued as sexual

I dunno, but if I were you I'd be careful, this guy seems to have a little man crush going on. I bet he's watching you right now. I bet he knows your every move. I'm even willing to bet he's with you right now.....

Check behind the curtain

Check behind the sofa

Check the bathroom

Check the mirror!"

I wouldn't mind if he did. He seems like a very charming young man

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I don't really know ether contestants in this rap battle. But from what I've seen, Cake will wipe the floor with peach. Not only is he funny and incredibly handsome in a more interesting way. He also incredibly clever, witty and hilarious.

But like I said, This is just a completely unbiased opinion

Is he paying you in cash or kind?

Hmmmm hang on a minute...

Of course it's kind. You're his "right hand man"

What kind of world do we live in, where a stranger can't give his positive opinion about another stranger without it being misconstrued as sexual

I dunno, but if I were you I'd be careful, this guy seems to have a little man crush going on. I bet he's watching you right now. I bet he knows your every move. I'm even willing to bet he's with you right now.....

Check behind the curtain

Check behind the sofa

Check the bathroom

Check the mirror!

I wouldn't mind if he did. He seems like a very charming young man"

He's a sneaky little bugger I know that much

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

So.... tomorrow it goes down.

Well.. . Cake boy does. Mwahahahahaa

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Tick Tock beeyatch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tick Tock beeyatch

"

I'm ready. It has occurred to me we didn't agree on a time though

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Tick Tock beeyatch

I'm ready. It has occurred to me we didn't agree on a time though "

Whenever Trevor...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tick Tock beeyatch

I'm ready. It has occurred to me we didn't agree on a time though

Whenever Trevor... "

It will only take 5 minutes to destroy you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

19:00 Tuesday evening we will start

19:05 Peach will go UNLOS due to embarrassment and humiliation

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"19:00 Tuesday evening we will start

19:05 Peach will go UNLOS due to embarrassment and humiliation "

It will take you 15mins just to produce your first line, so I doubt that very much!

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Is it just me or is this the oddest flirting anyone else has ever seen on here?

Loves you both

Boo xx

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By *rowleyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is it just me or is this the oddest flirting anyone else has ever seen on here?

Loves you both

Boo xx"

I'm confused on who's talking with them having the same avatar

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Is it just me or is this the oddest flirting anyone else has ever seen on here?

Loves you both

Boo xx"

This ain't flirt Boo.... it's battle to the death!

I see pride

I see power

I see a bad assed mother, who won't take no crap off nobody

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it just me or is this the oddest flirting anyone else has ever seen on here?

Loves you both

Boo xx

This ain't flirt Boo.... it's battle to the death!

I see pride

I see power

I see a bad assed mother, who won't take no crap off nobody"

We're still going to fuck though right?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Is it just me or is this the oddest flirting anyone else has ever seen on here?

Loves you both

Boo xx

This ain't flirt Boo.... it's battle to the death!

I see pride

I see power

I see a bad assed mother, who won't take no crap off nobody

We're still going to fuck though right? "

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

8.30pm. I got a social tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"8.30pm. I got a social tomorrow."

That's it. Get your excuses in early

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is this gonna be a YouTube thing or written out in here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this gonna be a YouTube thing or written out in here? "

Written out in here. Nether of us can rap so we need a bit of time to think of each reply

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Is this gonna be a YouTube thing or written out in here?

Written out in here. Nether of us can rap so we need a bit of time to think of each reply"

You might beeyatch... mine will flow like the rapids.

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow

Coming to this just in time

Good luck both

May the best gangsta rhymer win,

Won't be too close to call for her or him,

Who got the rhymes the style and panache,

The Slice of cake or the peachy bum snatch,

The fourumites will decide so take a back seat white knight,

This is a death match rhyming style only one winner on the night,

A forfeit shall be made to the losing party,

So better be clever and show you're a smarty,

1 hour 30 left on the clock before the game is on don't throw in the towel,

Let's prove fabs got talent and maybe we can have a secret judge called Simon cowell,

Best of luck you crazy fuggers

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"

Coming to this just in time

Good luck both

May the best gangsta rhymer win,

Won't be too close to call for her or him,

Who got the rhymes the style and panache,

The Slice of cake or the peachy bum snatch,

The fourumites will decide so take a back seat white knight,

This is a death match rhyming style only one winner on the night,

A forfeit shall be made to the losing party,

So better be clever and show you're a smarty,

1 hour 30 left on the clock before the game is on don't throw in the towel,

Let's prove fabs got talent and maybe we can have a secret judge called Simon cowell,

Best of luck you crazy fuggers

"

Fantastic!!!

However. Cake boy has decided he has a date tonight (probably with his mummy) so it is 8.30pm tomorrow.

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"

Coming to this just in time

Good luck both

May the best gangsta rhymer win,

Won't be too close to call for her or him,

Who got the rhymes the style and panache,

The Slice of cake or the peachy bum snatch,

The fourumites will decide so take a back seat white knight,

This is a death match rhyming style only one winner on the night,

A forfeit shall be made to the losing party,

So better be clever and show you're a smarty,

1 hour 30 left on the clock before the game is on don't throw in the towel,

Let's prove fabs got talent and maybe we can have a secret judge called Simon cowell,

Best of luck you crazy fuggers

Fantastic!!!

However. Cake boy has decided he has a date tonight (probably with his mummy) so it is 8.30pm tomorrow."

Hmm you certainly have the right to smack talk him for the delay lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

However. Cake boy has decided he has a date tonight (probably with his mummy) so it is 8.30pm tomorrow."

Cake boy sound like he's bitchin out to me,

When 8:30 tonight is da place to be.

Miss peach she got the best rhythm and rhymes,

To take all pretenders to task any time.

.

So come on cakey boy don't you dare to miss,

This battle you should win a piece of piss.

Put the peach in her place, you know it's true,

Don't let her be making a mug outta you.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"

However. Cake boy has decided he has a date tonight (probably with his mummy) so it is 8.30pm tomorrow.

Cake boy sound like he's bitchin out to me,

When 8:30 tonight is da place to be.

Miss peach she got the best rhythm and rhymes,

To take all pretenders to task any time.

.

So come on cakey boy don't you dare to miss,

This battle you should win a piece of piss.

Put the peach in her place, you know it's true,

Don't let her be making a mug outta you.

"

Hahahaha love it!

Tuesday it is. He's all scared & shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

However. Cake boy has decided he has a date tonight (probably with his mummy) so it is 8.30pm tomorrow.

Cake boy sound like he's bitchin out to me,

When 8:30 tonight is da place to be.

Miss peach she got the best rhythm and rhymes,

To take all pretenders to task any time.

.

So come on cakey boy don't you dare to miss,

This battle you should win a piece of piss.

Put the peach in her place, you know it's true,

Don't let her be making a mug outta you.

Hahahaha love it!

Tuesday it is. He's all scared & shit "

Just like the Haye vs Fury fight, loadsa dancing round n shit. But ultimately never happens

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"

However. Cake boy has decided he has a date tonight (probably with his mummy) so it is 8.30pm tomorrow.

Cake boy sound like he's bitchin out to me,

When 8:30 tonight is da place to be.

Miss peach she got the best rhythm and rhymes,

To take all pretenders to task any time.

.

So come on cakey boy don't you dare to miss,

This battle you should win a piece of piss.

Put the peach in her place, you know it's true,

Don't let her be making a mug outta you.

Hahahaha love it!

Tuesday it is. He's all scared & shit

Just like the Haye vs Fury fight, loadsa dancing round n shit. But ultimately never happens "

Oh it's gonna. If he makes an excuse tomorrow I'm taking it by default.

I'll battle myself if I have to

You guys will get something!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd love for you to give me something

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

However. Cake boy has decided he has a date tonight (probably with his mummy) so it is 8.30pm tomorrow.

Cake boy sound like he's bitchin out to me,

When 8:30 tonight is da place to be.

Miss peach she got the best rhythm and rhymes,

To take all pretenders to task any time.

.

So come on cakey boy don't you dare to miss,

This battle you should win a piece of piss.

Put the peach in her place, you know it's true,

Don't let her be making a mug outta you.

Hahahaha love it!

Tuesday it is. He's all scared & shit "

Smack talk all you want. I'm going to let my rhymes do the talking

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"

However. Cake boy has decided he has a date tonight (probably with his mummy) so it is 8.30pm tomorrow.

Cake boy sound like he's bitchin out to me,

When 8:30 tonight is da place to be.

Miss peach she got the best rhythm and rhymes,

To take all pretenders to task any time.

.

So come on cakey boy don't you dare to miss,

This battle you should win a piece of piss.

Put the peach in her place, you know it's true,

Don't let her be making a mug outta you.

Hahahaha love it!

Tuesday it is. He's all scared & shit

Smack talk all you want. I'm going to let my rhymes do the talking "

Stuttering you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

However. Cake boy has decided he has a date tonight (probably with his mummy) so it is 8.30pm tomorrow.

Cake boy sound like he's bitchin out to me,

When 8:30 tonight is da place to be.

Miss peach she got the best rhythm and rhymes,

To take all pretenders to task any time.

.

So come on cakey boy don't you dare to miss,

This battle you should win a piece of piss.

Put the peach in her place, you know it's true,

Don't let her be making a mug outta you.

Hahahaha love it!

Tuesday it is. He's all scared & shit

Smack talk all you want. I'm going to let my rhymes do the talking

Stuttering you mean?"

Sorry, I don't speak loser

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Or you could just shag on cam and we'll all judge on effort, attainment, technique and creativity?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Or you could just shag on cam and we'll all judge on effort, attainment, technique and creativity? "

Hmmm I like this idea

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Omg i have just seen the verifications left by both...funny as fook

Boo

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Is it just me or is this the oddest flirting anyone else has ever seen on here?

Loves you both

Boo xx

This ain't flirt Boo.... it's battle to the death!

I see pride

I see power

I see a bad assed mother, who won't take no crap off nobody"

Coooooool runnin's as peach takes the lead

Boo x

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Omg i have just seen the verifications left by both...funny as fook

Boo "

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Or you could just shag on cam and we'll all judge on effort, attainment, technique and creativity? "

Oooooo

I'm not sure you should be subjected to witnessing such an experience. I imagine it would be less pleasing than masturbating with a cheese grater.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Or you could just shag on cam and we'll all judge on effort, attainment, technique and creativity?

Oooooo

I'm not sure you should be subjected to witnessing such an experience. I imagine it would be less pleasing than masturbating with a cheese grater. "

Speak for yourself, my skills in bed are a solid average

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

The crowd slowly takes their seats .. an expectant hush settles around the audience .. a titter runs round the back row .. he gets caught by the bouncers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When's this starting? Try not to embarrass yourselves too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When's this starting? Try not to embarrass yourselves too much. "

Half 8 tonight. they'll be a new thread for the occasion/peaches downfall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been reading the threads and I reckon it's even Stevens with the both of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been reading the threads and I reckon it's even Stevens with the both of you "

Thats probably the most support I've gotten, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I am genuinely very nervous now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am genuinely very nervous now "

Tear it up for da boyz

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am genuinely very nervous now

Tear it up for da boyz "

I'll make you proud

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

Can I MC?

Still Princess Peach and P-O-C

(Guess who's back)

Still, still doing that shit, huh Piece?

Oh for sure, check me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I MC?

Still Princess Peach and P-O-C

(Guess who's back)

Still, still doing that shit, huh Piece?

Oh for sure, check me out

"

I would do your shit

no wait...i can do better than that

...ah for fuck sake

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Can I MC?

Still Princess Peach and P-O-C

(Guess who's back)

Still, still doing that shit, huh Piece?

Oh for sure, check me out

I would do your shit

no wait...i can do better than that

...ah for fuck sake "

Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends

Well, hell, me and Peach, we dipping again....in a sexual manner

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I MC?

Still Princess Peach and P-O-C

(Guess who's back)

Still, still doing that shit, huh Piece?

Oh for sure, check me out

I would do your shit

no wait...i can do better than that

...ah for fuck sake

Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends

Well, hell, me and Peach, we dipping again....in a sexual manner "

I've heard from you before? I really need to renew the membership so I can see who I've messaged.

So embarrassing

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"Can I MC?

Still Princess Peach and P-O-C

(Guess who's back)

Still, still doing that shit, huh Piece?

Oh for sure, check me out

I would do your shit

no wait...i can do better than that

...ah for fuck sake

Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends

Well, hell, me and Peach, we dipping again....in a sexual manner "

Nice droppin some Dre

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