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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I could have gone overboard and was going to do more than I did, but I thought collectively we could do better if we all added our own verse to this.
lets keep it light hearted. 
A Fab poem, by the forum.
You open the forums to chat for the day,
You check out the threads, what do the they say?
Some posts are thoughtful, some sound insane,
Some are controversial & some are mundane
Like, do you feel lonely if you’ve lost your mum?
Or have you ever lost a banana up your bum.
Pissing on lampposts in kiss/fuck/avoid?
Do you use Fab on an iPhone / android?
Flirting and banter in the lounge all day long
and people Fabbing pics whilst tugging their shlong.
Sending winks, pms and hi5s, you hope for a shag,
Is just a typical day when you logged onto Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could have gone overboard and was going to do more than I did, but I thought collectively we could do better if we all added our own verse to this.
lets keep it light hearted.
A Fab poem, by the forum.
You open the forums to chat for the day,
You check out the threads, what do the they say?
Some posts are thoughtful, some sound insane,
Some are controversial & some are mundane
Like, do you feel lonely if you’ve lost your mum?
Or have you ever lost a banana up your bum.
Pissing on lampposts in kiss/fuck/avoid?
Do you use Fab on an iPhone / android?
Flirting and banter in the lounge all day long
and people Fabbing pics whilst tugging their shlong.
Sending winks, pms and hi5s, you hope for a shag,
Is just a typical day when you logged onto Fab."
Impressive work sir.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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'But where's my name?' Is far too common a cry,
From those who occasionally get passed on by,
They fail to see that it happens to all,
Whether endowed, slim, fat, short or tall.
And then you get those who need the attention they crave,
For it all sincerity they'll quite happily waive.
Then there are those who like to play devil's advocate or stir,
Whether joking or not is a line they oft blur.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And now it's Friday
Swap pics they say
And now with direct pics
The ladies get much more than dicks
The sun is out
So no work lots shout
But what we all seek
Is that elusive meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish someone would write poetry for me 
Hello there Pink,
I think you're in luck,
A poem for you,
Fancy a Fuck!? 
Thanks bro "
Spent hours on that, hope you appreciate it. |
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"I wish someone would write poetry for me
Hello there Pink,
I think you're in luck,
A poem for you,
Fancy a Fuck!?
Thanks bro
Spent hours on that, hope you appreciate it. "
Are you expecting me to believe that outrageous lie?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh that bloody geography!
The words many fabbers find typed most frequently.
If only you were closer....
Faux angst filled sentiments meant to placate the proposer.
Frantic typing on Kiss fuck avoid,
Only to find offers of a pint leave one less than overjoyed.
Do you play bareback on a first meet?
But perhaps no snogging if you are of the swinging elite!
Oh and if you married,
There's a high chance you shall be harried.
But then it does take all sorts,
To fill this fab little court.
And perhaps if we all should find,
That we have the capacity to be kind.
Then my friends let's rise above,
And gather round and share the love.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's Friday you guys so send out your face
Wing those cock pics all over the place
Who are you meeting and will you be banging
Give us the info and don't leave us hanging
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How many lampposts have you left all wet
How many flutters and eye rolls did you get
Will you be nocturnal and hang out with Jim
Or just spend the weekend hunting for quim |
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"Has a Fab alphabet poem ever been done?
No. Do one.
You can take that anyway it sounded. "
MisterBee that didn't sound too great
You really are starting to grate
I don't want that to turn to hate
Because then I'll lose my special mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For us newbies it can be hard to crack
The forums are feisty so watch your back
The regulars fill us with a sense of wonder
They type so quickly and make me ponder
How do you refresh and reply so quick?
I reply to the wrong person and look like a dick!
So go easy on us, you were once like me
So wide eyed and new to this, a forum baby.
We'll get there and someday be just like you
Be popular, have better profiles and not so new
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"For us newbies it can be hard to crack
The forums are feisty so watch your back
The regulars fill us with a sense of wonder
They type so quickly and make me ponder
How do you refresh and reply so quick?
I reply to the wrong person and look like a dick!
So go easy on us, you were once like me
So wide eyed and new to this, a forum baby.
We'll get there and someday be just like you
Be popular, have better profiles and not so new
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That's brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" thanks 
Not exactly new here xx
Yeah, I know.
It's not brilliant because I thought you were new, it's because it made me smile a lot. "
Dang...rumbled
Yeah thought I'd put a few downsides for us lot who struggle to keep up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Friends on fab is the next on the list
Are they normal, a stunner, a psycho or pissed
You delete so many requests you don't know
If i get another nob pic I'm going to blow!
There's hotlists with people you daren't contact
Rejection is hard and that's a fact
So you leave it until one day you're feeling brave
You've had a drink and now you're about to cave
Then delete everything you've spent ages typing
They won't like me, I'm not their type...the tears your wiping
No, I'll wait until they contact me
The longest wait in history
The moral on fab is just be brave
So go ahead contact that person you crave |
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Maybe this poem can be turned into song?
An anthem for those asking
'What'm I doing wrong?'
'Is it my dick pics?
Or my blank profile?
Why does fill this bit in later,
Not get me a smile?'
'Why do my messages
Get an unread delete?
Is it my aftershave,
Or the smell of my feet?'
'I even get skipped
On snog, fuck or avoid...
My heart sinks with each one,
My ego destroyed'
So for all the hopeless cases,
Who post comments and despair,
Take this as your anthem,
You're not alone here
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe this poem can be turned into song?
An anthem for those asking
'What'm I doing wrong?'
'Is it my dick pics?
Or my blank profile?
Why does fill this bit in later,
Not get me a smile?'
'Why do my messages
Get an unread delete?
Is it my aftershave,
Or the smell of my feet?'
'I even get skipped
On snog, fuck or avoid...
My heart sinks with each one,
My ego destroyed'
So for all the hopeless cases,
Who post comments and despair,
Take this as your anthem,
You're not alone here
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
Many a time when I'm feeling alone
My mind starts to wander, and I pick up my phone
I have to admit it's a handy invention
I can log into fab with erotic intention
It's easy to do, no drama, no fuss
Writing posts in the kitchen, fabbing pics on the bus
I can see why some people have been here for years
The women of fab give me naughty ideas
Like riding a unicorn, romping with a bunny
Eating a peach, being covered in honey
I used to be shy, now I don't give a damn
Turns out I like getting naked on cam!
To anyone new here, a little advice
Put thought in your profile, on the forums play nice
To the guys who come here to brag and gloat
It doesn't look big next to your sky remote
To the women who think in my pics I should smile
You can see it in person if you stay for a while
And for those who are wondering what rhyme will come next
I'm done with this poem, who's up for some sex?
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So here goes my try at a poem for fab
Today I'm not feeling the gift of the gab
I'm still reeling you see, from Wednesday night's meet
I'm Batman he said, and swept me off my feet
These things come with time, no need to hurry
"I've not met in a week", chill out dude don't worry
You'll find those that meet your sexual desire
If you can't hang about try a call girl to hire
Other than that take your time can't you see?
In the words of Sir Shag, my friend patience is key. |
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"I could have gone overboard and was going to do more than I did, but I thought collectively we could do better if we all added our own verse to this.
lets keep it light hearted.
A Fab poem, by the forum.
You open the forums to chat for the day,
You check out the threads, what do the they say?
Some posts are thoughtful, some sound insane,
Some are controversial & some are mundane
Like, do you feel lonely if you’ve lost your mum?
Or have you ever lost a banana up your bum.
Pissing on lampposts in kiss/fuck/avoid?
Do you use Fab on an iPhone / android?
Flirting and banter in the lounge all day long
and people Fabbing pics whilst tugging their shlong.
Sending winks, pms and hi5s, you hope for a shag,
Is just a typical day when you logged onto Fab."
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"Many a time when I'm feeling alone
My mind starts to wander, and I pick up my phone
I have to admit it's a handy invention
I can log into fab with erotic intention
It's easy to do, no drama, no fuss
Writing posts in the kitchen, fabbing pics on the bus
I can see why some people have been here for years
The women of fab give me naughty ideas
Like riding a unicorn, romping with a bunny
Eating a peach, being covered in honey
I used to be shy, now I don't give a damn
Turns out I like getting naked on cam!
To anyone new here, a little advice
Put thought in your profile, on the forums play nice
To the guys who come here to brag and gloat
It doesn't look big next to your sky remote
To the women who think in my pics I should smile
You can see it in person if you stay for a while
And for those who are wondering what rhyme will come next
I'm done with this poem, who's up for some sex?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's a valentines poem I put in a card when I was in my teens. It was a joke of course.
Roses are light
Violets are heavy
Lends 20 quid
So I can go for a bevy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So here goes my try at a poem for fab
Today I'm not feeling the gift of the gab
I'm still reeling you see, from Wednesday night's meet
I'm Batman he said, and swept me off my feet
These things come with time, no need to hurry
"I've not met in a week", chill out dude don't worry
You'll find those that meet your sexual desire
If you can't hang about try a call girl to hire
Other than that take your time can't you see?
In the words of Sir Shag, my friend patience is key."
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"Many a time when I'm feeling alone
My mind starts to wander, and I pick up my phone
I have to admit it's a handy invention
I can log into fab with erotic intention
It's easy to do, no drama, no fuss
Writing posts in the kitchen, fabbing pics on the bus
I can see why some people have been here for years
The women of fab give me naughty ideas
Like riding a unicorn, romping with a bunny
Eating a peach, being covered in honey
I used to be shy, now I don't give a damn
Turns out I like getting naked on cam!
To anyone new here, a little advice
Put thought in your profile, on the forums play nice
To the guys who come here to brag and gloat
It doesn't look big next to your sky remote
To the women who think in my pics I should smile
You can see it in person if you stay for a while
And for those who are wondering what rhyme will come next
I'm done with this poem, who's up for some sex?
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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F is for fidelity, that thing most people crave.
A is for arseholes of which there is a wave.
B is for bullshit, we've all hear it from time to time.
S is for swingers and those who like to rhyme.
W is for wanking, you can find it everywhere.
I is for ignorance, if which i am aware.
N is for nothing, of what you are likely to find.
G os for going out of my tiny little mind.
E is for eggs, there here to fertilise.
R is for rampant sex, which is only for the few.
S is for sex, there is none here for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So you've plucked up the courage to send him a note
The one on your fab list, he gets your vote
One click and you've sent it but then your heart sinks
Was that the person you bombarded with winks?
He'll think you're a stalker..no don't doubt yourself!
You're FAR to young to be stuck on the shelf
You're bright and sassy and soon he'll see
Just what he's been missing, that person is me!
You check the sent folder, its still showing yella
Is he playing it cool, that cute handsome fella?
Oh god it's turned white, he's definitely read it
Im doubting myself and my ability to edit
Is he a very slow reader or did he think
This girl is a nutter, she's on the drink!
But then there's a ping and my inbox has mail
Im expecting to read 'not my kind of female'
But instead there's a 'Hi' and I'm thrilled to see
He's invited me for a drink - as long as its not tea
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Once upon a time there was a girl called Honey
She landed up on fab and found it rather funny.
The forums were uncharted, her fab life was quite slow
When she finally got there much smoke they did blow
"Honey you're gorgeous, a hottie you're fab"
"I'm not sure how you know that from my tits dear lad" 
Threads a plenty, good morning good night.
Some of the people in the forums looked alright
Eventually Honey thought I'll try my luck
Replied to a poster with that little word 'Fuck'
Now she has settled in and can be quite dim
Occasionally flirting with that beautiful quim
Other times Honey bites and becomes rather blunt
Saying things as they are, even saying cunt
Making people breakfast and perving at the chests
Throwing lyrics here and there, appreciating breasts.
Anyway I'm out of words
My rhyme is complete
I've been Miss.Honey
And you guys are a treat
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
The sun on my skin, the singing of birds
Inspires me to get creative with words
It might sound crude but here in my garden
I'm looking through fab with a blossoming hard on
All of the pictures the ladies are showing
My pulse is quickening, my manhood growing
I've seen one I'd like on all fours on the grass
I'd be pulling her hair and smacking her ass
Another could pin me against my shed
Drop to her knees and give me head
I've just seen another her pussy's quite hairy
"Bit the neighbours will see" she's a little bit wary
Don't worry I told her, being watched makes me hard
They love seeing the bush in my back yard
There's another I'd fuck on my garden table
We'd have to go slow, that thing is unstable
Alas I'm here, alone on my lawn
Resigned to the fact that I'll have to watch porn
If anyone's nearby and wants to play
Drop me a message, I'm free all day
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Snog fuck avoid the poster above
Jesus Christ not you though love
Only that one, her because she is fit
Not the one I should quote his photos look shit
Can't get a meet, where am I going wrong?
Change your photos pal, they are all of your slong.
Who do you fancy, write it in here
Everyone scans the thread with glee and fear
They didn't name me, I'm not having that
Been chasing me by pm though, sly little twat
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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"Snog fuck avoid the poster above
Jesus Christ not you though love
Only that one, her because she is fit
Not the one I should quote his photos look shit
Can't get a meet, where am I going wrong?
Change your photos pal, they are all of your slong.
Who do you fancy, write it in here
Everyone scans the thread with glee and fear
They didn't name me, I'm not having that
Been chasing me by pm though, sly little twat
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young man who lived at the pole
Daydreaming of meets with ladies his goal
With pictures he teases
And c'mere fingers he squeezes
With lashings of luck he may even get a fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So we've set a date for our little meet
A social with coffee and cakes to eat
Im worried he'll think I'm too boring or plain
And that he won't want to see me again
He enters the room, looking quite shy
He's gorgeous and handsome and sexy oh my!
Our eyes meet from across the room
They're intense and blue and making me swoon
A stuttering 'hi' comes out of my lips
He's smiling and glances at my boobs and my hips
We talk like old friends for a couple of hours
About fab, our lives and our favourite flowers
Then suddenly he stops and kisses me hard
Butterflies start and i drop my guard
This man that I've wanted from day one on here
Is making me tremble and shake with fear
Oh god i want him right now on the floor
He's making me want things like never before
So this is my dream of meeting on fab
Unrealistic i know but certainly not drab
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There's threads as we know, snog fuck avoid
On hot pics you see a rusty hemorrhoid
There's "ladies" with no pics who's real name is Tim
And fellas who clearly spend time in the Gym
There's couple's that won't kiss and others that do
Sometimes it feels like feeding time at the zoo
There's plenty of reasons to do a facepalm
But most of these donuts will do you no harm
Coz sometimes you see people post when they're pissed
Their judgement is jaded, their mind in a twist
All they can think of is tight wet vagina
And burrowing deep like a South Yorkshire miner
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"There was a young man who lived at the pole
Daydreaming of meets with ladies his goal
With pictures he teases
And c'mere fingers he squeezes
With lashings of luck he may even get a fuck"
That bloody finger! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's threads as we know, snog fuck avoid
On hot pics you see a rusty hemorrhoid
There's "ladies" with no pics who's real name is Tim
And fellas who clearly spend time in the Gym
There's couple's that won't kiss and others that do
Sometimes it feels like feeding time at the zoo
There's plenty of reasons to do a facepalm
But most of these donuts will do you no harm
Coz sometimes you see people post when they're pissed
Their judgement is jaded, their mind in a twist
All they can think of is tight wet vagina
And burrowing deep like a South Yorkshire miner
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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I come on the forums to chat and to flirt
Every day it's do you bareback and what is it when you squirt?
Quite often there's newbies who can't get a meet
You've been here five minutes dude
Calm down, take a seat
Being to slow on kiss fuck avoid
I've just said I'd fuck a guy, now I'm annoyed
Chatting to someone, oh god I'm smitten
Next day what the fuck? This profile is hidden
A message from a man? Oh hang on, wait
I get it now, the dude's fab straight
What's on the chat rooms? Some bondage? Some spanking?
One lonely woman and twenty guys wanking
Professional couple, what the fuck does that mean?
That kicked off the most drama I've seen
Look at me threads, self trumpet blowing
And folks on here without partners knowing
All shapes and sizes, some lookers some mingers
The wonderful world of the place called fabswingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young man who lived at the pole
Daydreaming of meets with ladies his goal
With pictures he teases
And c'mere fingers he squeezes
With lashings of luck he may even get a fuck
That bloody finger! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The social is over, I'm feeling quite rough
I never expected to end in the buff
My worry is now he'll think that I'm easy
This thought alone is making me queasy
Im usually one of those prim proper types
But im now in need of some good baby wipes
The walk of shame is about to begin
But all i can think of is his tongue in my quim
Im broken, defeated and really quite sore
I don't think i could have taken much more
Im home now and hoping he's feeling the same
He's has a great night and would do it again
I click on fab and am greeted by
A message from him there for me saying hi
He's wanting to see me next week, same again
To tear off my clothes and inflict some more pain
I type yes of course, next week will be great
This week's gonna drag...i just cannot wait!
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"Snog fuck avoid the poster above
Jesus Christ not you though love
Only that one, her because she is fit
Not the one I should quote his photos look shit
Can't get a meet, where am I going wrong?
Change your photos pal, they are all of your slong.
Who do you fancy, write it in here
Everyone scans the thread with glee and fear
They didn't name me, I'm not having that
Been chasing me by pm though, sly little twat
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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The lightest touch, a gentle tease
A playful bite, a little squeeze
A look in her eye, she's on her knees
She licks her lips, eager to please
She takes control, mouth open wide
That wave of pleasure, you cannot hide
Warm and wet, a skillful glide
As in her mouth, you slowly slide
The pulling of hair, exploring hands
You bow to all her sexual demands
A hard smack, at her command
A willing participant in her sordid plans
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The lightest touch, a gentle tease
A playful bite, a little squeeze
A look in her eye, she's on her knees
She licks her lips, eager to please
She takes control, mouth open wide
That wave of pleasure, you cannot hide
Warm and wet, a skillful glide
As in her mouth, you slowly slide
The pulling of hair, exploring hands
You bow to all her sexual demands
A hard smack, at her command
A willing participant in her sordid plans
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The forums have everything under on roof
From Xbox to bareback to the designer foof
Some days it seems quiet like everyone's hiding
You wonder if they're meeting, who's cock are they riding?
You turn on the telly but there's fuck all on
Seriously people, where have you all gone?
Then you notice the time, it's 3 in the morning
That crept up real quick, without any warning
Another night browsing the hours away
You stretch, yawn and then you're too tired to play
The horn it can wait, I'll sort it tomorrow
I don't suppose you've got a marrow I can borrow?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The forums have everything under on roof
From Xbox to bareback to the designer foof
Some days it seems quiet like everyone's hiding
You wonder if they're meeting, who's cock are they riding?
You turn on the telly but there's fuck all on
Seriously people, where have you all gone?
Then you notice the time, it's 3 in the morning
That crept up real quick, without any warning
Another night browsing the hours away
You stretch, yawn and then you're too tired to play
The horn it can wait, I'll sort it tomorrow
I don't suppose you've got a marrow I can borrow?
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
The evening was dull, I headed out to a bar
Wanted to pull that girl from afar
I thought "worth a chance", I bought her a drink
Said "fancy a dance?" "Then back to mine, what you think?"
She said "mate get your coat, I'm not that fussy"
"I want your hand on my throat and your cock in my pussy"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once met a girl from Prestatyn,
Lovely long hair, with a plait in,
But she played silly games,
Called me all sorts of names,
So I ended up kicking her twat in. |
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Some fellas they just don't see
I'm not just a vagina... I'm me
They message you, fancy a fuck?
No thanks dude stop trying your luck
I need someone who makes my brain work
Not an ego inflated prize jerk
I like to make a connection and bond
If I wanted no brains, I've my wand
I'm not looking for anything serious
Don't wanna be acting delirious
To me, the most important of things
Is to be friends, pure and simple...
No strings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck me I love poetry but poetry law doesn't insist upon rhyme.
Here's one I knocked up about a group of fabbers that I love to watch.
An ode to the fab crazy bitches
They lurk in the forum
Waiting for their man
To post a reply
The clock it ticks
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And that slag replied
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"Fuck me I love poetry but poetry law doesn't insist upon rhyme.
Here's one I knocked up about a group of fabbers that I love to watch.
An ode to the fab crazy bitches
They lurk in the forum
Waiting for their man
To post a reply
The clock it ticks
They get impatient
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Damn it he posted
And that slag replied
Her days are numbered
I'll troll her
He's mine"
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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"Fuck me I love poetry but poetry law doesn't insist upon rhyme.
Here's one I knocked up about a group of fabbers that I love to watch.
An ode to the fab crazy bitches
They lurk in the forum
Waiting for their man
To post a reply
The clock it ticks
They get impatient
Refresh the page
Green arrow utilistation
Damn it he posted
And that slag replied
Her days are numbered
I'll troll her
He's mine"
I like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On trawling the forums this morning,
A thought on me suddenly dawning,
You women hate pics,
Of our bollocks and dicks,
Yet your twats look just like hippos yawning...
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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Ok so poems don't need to rhyme but I just thought of this and I like it...
Sit me down
Rip open my shirt
Grab my throat
Look into my eyes as you climb on top
Claw my chest
Fuck me like you own me |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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when you're feeling bored and a have a tingle in your pants
you can come and browse the site and try to get a chance
to fuck some BBW, or fab some of the hot pics
if you want to fab more than page one you need to pay for membership
.
you can come meet wierdos who are just like you
or start a topic about some important shit and have people come and argue
you can keep it light and talk about nothing much
like big tits, little tits, and do you have a hairy bush?
.
you can ask for sex techniques to show you care to gain prowess
you can be a newbie and just lurk to save on stress
you can talk about big cock any time you like
but be prepared for at least one little dick man to go on about your fanny not being tight
.
you can try to message people if they don't have your gender blocked
so men maybe message amongst yourselves and show each other your cock
your supposed to keep it fun, fun such an overused word
but having feelings on here is an idea that is absurd
.
enjoy the site or leave, the choice is yours
don't forget that going to clubs will open more doors
ask for fabs, ask for sex, ask for friends and more
but never ask for opinions on personal stuff or you'll regret that for sure
.
i could go on and on but by now you get the gist
and though i probably hate this place if i leave it will be missed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So here goes my try at a poem for fab
Today I'm not feeling the gift of the gab
I'm still reeling you see, from Wednesday night's meet
I'm Batman he said, and swept me off my feet
These things come with time, no need to hurry
"I've not met in a week", chill out dude don't worry
You'll find those that meet your sexual desire
If you can't hang about try a call girl to hire
Other than that take your time can't you see?
In the words of Sir Shag, my friend patience is key."
That is a good one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you've plucked up the courage to send him a note
The one on your fab list, he gets your vote
One click and you've sent it but then your heart sinks
Was that the person you bombarded with winks?
He'll think you're a stalker..no don't doubt yourself!
You're FAR to young to be stuck on the shelf
You're bright and sassy and soon he'll see
Just what he's been missing, that person is me!
You check the sent folder, its still showing yella
Is he playing it cool, that cute handsome fella?
Oh god it's turned white, he's definitely read it
Im doubting myself and my ability to edit
Is he a very slow reader or did he think
This girl is a nutter, she's on the drink!
But then there's a ping and my inbox has mail
Im expecting to read 'not my kind of female'
But instead there's a 'Hi' and I'm thrilled to see
He's invited me for a drink - as long as its not tea
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you're rather quite eloquent without a "fuck"or "OMG" lost in your thoughts as you suck in your breath contemplating your next move.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id like ro say thank
You to all the above
but it would tedious
An adulterated affair
To single out one
In the midst of such flare
But there is such one
I must congrat
Who responded so well
At the drop of a hat
And entered my pad
Though we talked a while
She trembled inside
As we kissed and cuddled
and fiddled and fuddled
I'd like to say thank you
and see you again soon
I'm off to breakfast to look for a spoon
So back to the point
A Brilliant post
Complimentary too read
Encourages all
Who are just smaking or can read
To think for themselves
And not give a fook
As to weather or not
They get it or knot
As four others on here
Who really gives a dick
If you let things go
Then whose to know
We all make mistakes
Some very big
And some very small
Butt in the end
Who give....
If we misspelt
or rhymed or not
Just give it a go
You'll be pleasantly surprised
those who hate will smile
and not know why
as you catch them out
wondering why
they bothered to reed
to your ditties
but there smiling now
while running theyre titters
all confused and not know how
to respond in angst
To your attempt
to right in hystery
where all will see
for eternity. |
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"Id like ro say thank
You to all the above
but it would tedious
An adulterated affair
To single out one
In the midst of such flare
But there is such one
I must congrat
Who responded so well
At the drop of a hat
And entered my pad
Though we talked a while
She trembled inside
As we kissed and cuddled
and fiddled and fuddled
I'd like to say thank you
and see you again soon
I'm off to breakfast to look for a spoon
So back to the point
A Brilliant post
Complimentary too read
Encourages all
Who are just smaking or can read
To think for themselves
And not give a fook
As to weather or not
They get it or knot
As four others on here
Who really gives a dick
If you let things go
Then whose to know
We all make mistakes
Some very big
And some very small
Butt in the end
Who give....
If we misspelt
or rhymed or not
Just give it a go
You'll be pleasantly surprised
those who hate will smile
and not know why
as you catch them out
wondering why
they bothered to reed
to your ditties
but there smiling now
while running theyre titters
all confused and not know how
to respond in angst
To your attempt
to right in hystery
where all will see
for eternity."
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Why do I bother?
Why do I do it?
Open a thread
And scroll slowly down through it
Smile at the bantering
Feeling quite flirty
Loving the girls all talking dirty
There's always something to come back to later
Ladies wetting themselves at the fifty shades generator
Then there's the questions
Is it ok to kiss?
Are you sure my bum
Doesn't look bigger in this?
Am I attractive?
Then I get deafened
By the white Knights?
All rushing to defend
Then there's the updates
The winks and the notes
The challenges, the pics and the votes
The curves and the pervs
The boobs and the bums
The cunts and the faces all covered in cums
Insertions perversions fetish and fun
What is the largest thing you've had up your bum
The weird and the wonderful
The choice never ends
The sense of belonging with all my fab friends
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