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over a year ago
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"Have you ever……..i know I haven’t……. so how does it work? Where do you splooge?
Well, I'll grant you this... your subtle!  "
Well i was wondering cos it would fly out the back on the curtains  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Have you ever……..i know I haven’t……. so how does it work? Where do you splooge?
Well, I'll grant you this... your subtle!
Well i was wondering cos it would fly out the back on the curtains "
and wasn't that why curtains were invented?.. to wipe your cock on afterwards??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you ever……..i know I haven’t……. so how does it work? Where do you splooge?
Well, I'll grant you this... your subtle!
Well i was wondering cos it would fly out the back on the curtains
and wasn't that why curtains were invented?.. to wipe your cock on afterwards?? "
You do it on the lining so nobody can notice.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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It depends, if i have to pass it up through one armpit and round the back to the other, then et really excited the curtains have copped a fair bit
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Hell no i only have a small six shooter I am not Dirty Harry with a 12 in magnum |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Have you ever……..i know I haven’t……. so how does it work? Where do you splooge?
Well, I'll grant you this... your subtle!
Well i was wondering cos it would fly out the back on the curtains
and wasn't that why curtains were invented?.. to wipe your cock on afterwards??
You do it on the lining so nobody can notice. "
Cor, you're posh! You got linings?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you ever……..i know I haven’t……. so how does it work? Where do you splooge?
Well, I'll grant you this... your subtle!
Well i was wondering cos it would fly out the back on the curtains
and wasn't that why curtains were invented?.. to wipe your cock on afterwards??
You do it on the lining so nobody can notice.
Cor, you're posh! You got linings??"
I once tried wiping it on a rolla-blind but got friction burns as it shot to the sky |
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"Have you ever……..i know I haven’t……. so how does it work? Where do you splooge?
Well, I'll grant you this... your subtle!
Well i was wondering cos it would fly out the back on the curtains
and wasn't that why curtains were invented?.. to wipe your cock on afterwards??
You do it on the lining so nobody can notice.
Cor, you're posh! You got linings??
I once tried wiping it on a rolla-blind but got friction burns as it shot to the sky "
Lucky you, that must be some kind of record.
If only NASA could develop spunk powered spaceships. |
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"splooge??????  
It isn't in my edition of Oxford English Dictionary!
Must be one of those inferior American words  "
Hope you don't mind me saying but your recent posts have been very economical with the wordage.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lol an i always thought i was fookin strange
Well done ek ya makes me look sane fa a change xx "
Strange is relative! Or to be precise my Auntie Vera |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"splooge??????
It isn't in my edition of Oxford English Dictionary!
Must be one of those inferior American words
Hope you don't mind me saying but your recent posts have been very economical with the wordage.
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yeah, well from time to time, I just leave it to the others.
Just waiting for that Glaswegian gent to return then I'l get started again in full flow! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you ever……..i know I haven’t……. so how does it work? Where do you splooge?
Well, I'll grant you this... your subtle!
Well i was wondering cos it would fly out the back on the curtains
and wasn't that why curtains were invented?.. to wipe your cock on afterwards??
You do it on the lining so nobody can notice.
Cor, you're posh! You got linings??
I once tried wiping it on a rolla-blind but got friction burns as it shot to the sky
Lucky you, that must be some kind of record.
If only NASA could develop spunk powered spaceships. "
They did a fart one. I have seen the film thunderpants! Trumpendous it was. |
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"splooge??????
It isn't in my edition of Oxford English Dictionary!
Must be one of those inferior American words
Hope you don't mind me saying but your recent posts have been very economical with the wordage.
yeah, well from time to time, I just leave it to the others.
Just waiting for that Glaswegian gent to return then I'l get started again in full flow! "
TAV? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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appearing at a comedy gangbang near you, i give you "the three splooges""
Well three would take me till morning as the 2nd repeat takes hours these days |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"splooge??????
It isn't in my edition of Oxford English Dictionary!
Must be one of those inferior American words
Hope you don't mind me saying but your recent posts have been very economical with the wordage.
yeah, well from time to time, I just leave it to the others.
Just waiting for that Glaswegian gent to return then I'l get started again in full flow!
TAV? "
How did you guess?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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appearing at a comedy gangbang near you, i give you "the three splooges"
Well three would take me till morning as the 2nd repeat takes hours these days
You should get a TV and watch BBC mate"
I wanted to be ATV but i am too hairy to be convincing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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You should get a TV and watch BBC mate
I wanted to be ATV but i am too hairy to be convincing.
You'd never make a good ATV yer wheels arent big enough. "
Im not Chorlton ya know I was thinking about a basque and suzzies |
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